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Anybody else here have an appetite for kissing, touching, or teasing, but next to zero desire for actual sex?
Is there a word for that? A biological urge for foreplay but not sex? What I mean is bare minimum, softcore-tier stuff - IE, to reiterate, kissing, groping, nibbling, touching, etc. etc. No involvement of hers or my pelvic regions.
Am I what you'd call asexual? Am I afflicted? What's up?
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>>18595663
Sounds like you were born to prep the bull, get your girl ready, and then watch them go. The biological term is cuck.
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I love foreplay and don't really care for sex. But maybe I've only had bad sex. Who knows.
Anyway, do you need a word for that? What is it with people and labeling everything?
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>>18595682
rekt
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Few days ago gf told me we should broke up. She told me that she cannot give 100% in this reliationship and she hates herself every time she feels she should do more for me. We had one of those difficult conversations, I told her I love her and need her. We did not break eventually, but I am concerned what do next.
We are togheter for more than a year now. She told me at the beginnig of our relationship that she may not be able to 100%, I told ok we will work this out. She is somewhere between ISTJ and ISFP. She was raised by a very strict mother (her dad went abroad when she was 5), taught not to cry and handle everything on her own - i.e. her mother would sent her to school with cold, no excuses there. Her mother favourised her brother a lot more - special dinner when he came back from college, no such thing was ever done for her. She is a single mother now as well - she has a daughter which she is raising just the same as her mother did. Her house is clean as a whistle, she has a good sense of style and just after a few looks she can judge people extremely good - she knows if somebody will suit a specific job/task or not. She really hates gossip - one time we had an argument when I asked her best friend where they are going instead of asking her directly.
She's an excellent housewife, complements me with human interactions, inteligent, good at bed - all things that make her a wonderful wife. I want to continue and go further with our relationship.
Anyone got similiar experience, what should I do now?
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>>18595643
Op she told you from the beginning and you ignored her and you still are and nothing has changed for her. Doesn't matter how well you believe you fit she doesn't and trying to offer up reasons is silly. She either gives 100% because she wants YOU or she doesn't and she doesn't.
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>>18595643
Maybe don't run your thoughts through Google translate next time bud.
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>>18595690
Did you have a stroke at the end of your response?
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Attractive with zero social skills. How do I get by without dropping my old lifestyle? 2017-08-06 04:32:04 Post No.18595608
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Attractive with zero social skills. How do I get by without dropping my old lifestyle?
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So I'm in quite a predicament. Over the past few years, I've dramatically changed in appearance, essentially going from an ugly duckling in high school to now what people think I'm a model in my 20th birthday. I believe I have lived to my own expectations a quite fulfilling life, but what would probably be the stereotypical shut in NEET experience: no/retard-loser only friends, complete average in everything, complete shut in (have never once been to a party -social event- outside of my birthday parties with my parents); spending most of my time online/gaming (but not facebook or whatever) watching anime etc. Essentially zero social interaction other than sometimes having to answer the pizza guy.
Now I planned on never attending university, and to continue my filling existence in my parents’ house until they died, henceforth I would join the army and have all sorts of cool adventures like in anime. However, this particular year has had my appearance change completely. I was never fat or skinny, since I did practice martial arts seeing as I identified as the cool shady characters in fiction who knew how to kill someone in one punch. I am basically a Sasuke irl. Moving to the point, I became fucking attractive, and I know from my years of all sorts of novels to anime, that attractiveness attracts attention.
This shit has basically meant that my parents now have fucking EXPECTATIONS of me, they have FORCED me to go to university, where I've been in fucking hell since starting last year. I am going fucking insane. Every single fucking person has some sort of expectation of me - expectation to attend this event, expectation to smile back, to reply to her confession, achieve more than decent grades etc. Whereas before I could shift through unnoticed, I now have fucking attention and expectation.
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I’ve tried some of this shit they expect of me, I’ve attended some of these social events. Its SHIT, boring, loud, stinky obnoxious and makes me feel sick and fake. What’s more is when I act like myself or retarded they FUCKIGN laugh, they think it’s an act or some shit. I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING. Some fucking retard right now is passed out under my bed because he didn’t realize that when I shook my head at the door and tried to close it, IT MENT FUCK OFF. Zero fucking peace, always some intrusions, expectations, more RESPONSIBILITY. I want none of this, I hate it, I want my peaceful existence back but people just don’t get it.
What do I do, where do I have to go for people to just Fuck Off. I am willing to cut my face or something along the likes if that seem like the most effective measure, however killing myself is not an option. I LIKED how I lived before, I just want that back.
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Firstly, sage
secondly, did you expect anyone to read all that shit?
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Ouch that sucks. You already tried just acting like yourself around everyone? Like, watch thrashy anime during classes and speak meme language? I think the best way to go about being a social reject is make people believe you really are a social reject. Also, not cutting your hair or shaving might help.
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What is this tower worth? Can it run GTA V and newer games?
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>>18595582
The graphics card seems like shit.
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>>18595592
I'd there a system to reading graphics cards or is it just by what's the latest?
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- Upgrade to a GPU with more VRAM and you should be good (4GB Nvidia prefered)
- If u can get a unlocked cpu with a liquid cooler it'd be better WAY BETTER)
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I have been under investigation as a suspect for a rape charge for nearly 5 months. I never had sex with this woman so i was wondering why she would accuse me of this, but i just found out by the detective that she never even claimed I raped her. I have been interrogated, and being under investigation has effected my career and my life negatively to this point.
I assume while they were investigating who was all present during the occurance, they saw my name and have dealt with me before the sheriffs dep. saw a chance to bully me a lil for shits and gigs.
At what point is this considered harrasment, or just the detective preforming his duties correctly.
I am nearly to the point of wanting to file a claim with their internal investigations department.
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>>18595579
Get a lawyer
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>>18595579
get a lawyer
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>>18595579
Talk to a lawyer. You sound like the sort of person that should have one anyway.
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How inconspicuous would it be to grab a bottle then a non alcoholic bottle that looks just like it and go through the self checkout line scanning the non alcoholic one twice?
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Just ask an adult do get alcohol for you. Also, come back when you are 18.
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Thats actually half clever, weight would probably be more of a concern than looking the same tho.
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>>18595576
Good job champ really put em in their place. That'll earn you 5 more good boy points
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So I finally got a gf but her vagina has beef curtains. She said I'm the 2nd guy she's ever been with.
Is she lying? Is it true the length of beef curtains actually proves how slutty a girl is?
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>>18595555
some women have weird vaginas anon , just make sure she and you get tested and enjoy
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>>18595555
Perhaps you aren't ready for sex yet.
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>>18595555
No. Shape of labia has nothing to do with the number of people she has slept with or the amount of sex she had.
My friend had a outie since she was a virgin, I have always been an innie even if I've been having sex daily or so for 8 years.
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How can I tell if he likes me? 2017-08-06 04:12:38 Post No.18595551
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How can I tell if he likes me?
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Alright people of /adv/ please let me know how I can tell if someone likes me in a Romantic way. He are a social introvert so just asking could scare him away. I will make a move, just got to be sure first. Please?
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I don't know, you could just ask. But if he shows concern for you in general, like if you are not doing well in some way he seems bothered then he is interested in you for more than just sexual things. if you are both adults just ask.
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>>18595551
Are you asking in person?
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>>18595588
Does just asking ever seem like an okay thing to do? Doesn't it put you on the spot? I personally wouldn't like to be asked if I don't like that person in that way, fearing that they like me and potentially hurting their feelings.
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Sex with my gf is fucking awful. She's a total starfish so I just assumed she just doesn't like it that much, so we've just cut down on it.
The other day she brought up that she needs more sex to my surprise, and I just told her it's not that fun.
What do? I try to spice it up and eat her out every time but she is just rather passive in bed
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Talk with her about it.
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Ask her what she likes and do it. Communicate openly and honestly.
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>>18595504
then you grab her bend her over the couch and tear it up or twist her into any position and hit them holes, who cares if she is non responsive. Tell you if you fuck her, jump up and spray her face she'll move.
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Caught my boyfriend flirting with a colleague 2017-08-06 03:49:25 Post No.18595492
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Caught my boyfriend flirting with a colleague
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My boyfriend was working today, so I decided to bring him a snack during his break. I walked into him flirting with another girl - he was complimenting her, smiling at her, looking at her in the eyes, touching her arm.
I feel extremely bad about it and I don't know what to do or how to feel. I feel like whatever I do is never enough to keep a man around and make him stay faithful.
Help me.
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Tell him how you feel. Openly and honestly
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>>18595492
Its not you OP its your bf who is an ass. There are people that would not do this while in a relationship. You chose the wrong guy.
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>>18595501
I don't even know how I feel. I just want to throw up.
>>18595503
He is honestly one of the best guys I've ever met. Which is why this hurts so bad.
We've been together for 6 years and he was a perfect boyfriend this far.
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I'm 19 and I'm probably gonna be homeless soon. My job currently gives me 4 hours a week, which isn't enough to pay my 0arents 100 dollars rent monthly. My parents constantly hold over my head that I will have to pay 100 dollars a month starting in September, and that I'll be kicked out If I can't pay. I've tried applying to many different jobs in my area because I can't drive, and didn't get an interview or anything with any of them. I have no friends and my days off are spent online playing video games because that's the only thing I know how to do well. Should I just kill myself?
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> chaturbate
if your cool with dudes jerking it to you jerking it go on there , easy money
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Should I demand a pay rise based on how rare my skill set is? 2017-08-06 03:23:39 Post No.18595446
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Should I demand a pay rise based on how rare my skill set is?
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I've been self employed as a consultant for over 4 years and I'm getting by, affording bills but a lot of the reason that I can keep this going full time is because of 8 weeks of full-time contract work I get every year from a local university at a standard teacher pay rate (I consult to the students the same as I do to businesses). I run my business remotely at this time, basically getting double pay for 8 weeks.
I am literally the *only* person in this entire country (Australia) who operates as a contractor with the skill set to do what I do which is quite technical, they couldn't teach anyone else to replace me because only I know.
I asked for a pay raise last year claiming that I needed it in order to stay self employed. I'm getting older and bills are getting bigger. Without it I may need to re-enter the corporate world and they will lose an irreplaceable employee. They said they couldn't do it after a tight budget led to staff cuts last year, which was true. A few months later I find out the department wasted $500,000 on a 5-axis CNC mill that NO ONE will know how to use. These are students, those things require significant levels of experience full-time, its not something students should bother with.
So, I was mad and I'm still mad. What I wan't advice on is; is it fair for me to demand a big pay rise in order to keep my business going as I get older because of the fact that my skill set is so unique, they couldn't get anyone else if they tried? I'm afraid that if I push too hard, the university will simply decide that I'm going to be in this years round of staff cuts and they will simply try to retrain someone else. That CNC purchase probably does limit their budget hard and that decision could affect my career.
I plan to bring this up with them soon, but I'm not going to mention the CNC. I think the best idea is to mention that the going rate for specialist consultants is 2x what a teachers salary is, and I should be considered as such.
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Instead of acting like a child, why don't you get in contact with other companies, and when you have a job offer you take it to your current employer and ask them to match it or you'll leave.
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>>18595547
This, honestly. It doesn't matter if no one else can do your job if:
1) it would be easy enough for someone else to learn it
2) it doesn't make the company much money or isn't critical to their success
The value isn't in how many people can do it, the value is in how much money does it make them.
If your skill is truly a big revenue generator, other companies will make you more to steal you.
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>>18595609
Make = pay
Phone-posting is so shit-tier
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>Got depressed
>Stopped eating
>Lost 60 pounds
>Reach ideal weight
>Started eating well again
>Lose another 20 pounds
>Now consuming boxes of donuts to try and stop losing weight
>Lose another 10 pounds
Lads help
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Ask your doctor, get blood work done, etc.
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>>18595385
You might have tapeworms.
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>>18595398
Are you telling me i'm a dad?
Greatest day of my life if so
How do I convince her to come back to me
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Goodby
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Send her a dick pick
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>>18595351
Tell her you will buy her a new car and she can fuck whomever she wants
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Counter-terrorism job 2017-08-06 02:33:14 Post No.18595335
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Ok guys, is there anyone with experience in counter-terrorism agencies or similar entities (by working for them would be best, but anything is fine) who could give a eurofag suggestions about the competences needed to join them, preferably as an analyst? I'm currently studying economics and finance at university (almost done) and self teaching arab, and I was thinking about learning cryptography and cryptoanalysis. Would that suffice? Would I need to master a programming language too? If so, which one is preferable? Will I be discarded if I don't have some sort of certification? Also, am I nuts and dreaming too much?
Just to add some context, the thing is that I'm quite confident in my learning and investigative skills (inb4 "autism") and I find that to be the perfect job, because it would be fulfilling, socially useful and most importantly, since I hate being at the center of attention and interact with too many people for useless reasons, nobody will give a shit and know about you except those who work with you
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The best way into a job as such would be going through the military or the police. Once inside such an organization it would be easy to specialize in the subject. I'm sure that the most important things you'll need to know is the language
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>>18595335
Ah, piblixally declaring your criminal intent on a website that travks your IP. Clever move.
Wait, not clever, whatever the opposite of that is...
Retarded. Retarded move.
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>>18595382
Thank you for the answer. Yeah, I thought about that and it seems to be the most common and obvious way, but I was widening the subject because in my country you can also, among the other things like public competitions, directly submit your resumee to intelligence agencies, and of course the intention was to make a difference because it's obvious that tons of people are sending them. With the plus that those skills will come in handy once I'm in
>>18595396
I'm not sure whether I should bit the bait, you're just too drunk to understand a question, or is some sort of autistic joke