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Here's how this plays out: even with your discount the margins are going to be slim if you want decent interest. Margins too slim to make you comfortable with risking your job because someone has a big mouth. But then you realize that if boxes "go missing" or returns magically have their contents replaced with similarly weighted rocks, then your margins are way healthier. And that's when you get arrested.

Don't bother. Save your discount for self and family.

So you want to buy items with your staff discount, and then onsell the items? I doubt your staff discount is enough to make it worth it.

>>18620182
Varies by item. But say an Xbox is 250. With discount it's like 180. I could sell for 220. Buyer saves 30. I make 40.

Talk to me friendo.
Anything interesting happen today?

I think your problem is worse, because I can at least make friends, but try being someone who people generally like and can make friends easy with, but can't seem to find romance at all.

People seem to like you, they dont mind hanging around you, they even invite you to stuff sometimes. Yet when it comes to dating, finding a person of the opposite sex to spend time with you romantically, it's a complete wasteland. It really fucks with your mind. You get social affirmation on one side, and complete life destroying insecurity with the other so that it comes to a point where you're deeply unhappy and insecure, yet know that if you show any of it people will stay away from you. So you keep it all bottled up, put on the mask, and never really get to act how you feel. Your entire existence seems fake and you feel guilty for being unhappy because at least you have friends and no life would be even worse than it is without them yet it's not enough and cant wait until the day you die.

Maybe Jesus is coming back soon.

Personally i welcome that. Other than that yea stop being a pussy and take a seat on this train of fuckery.

>>18620129
Watch this:

https://youtu.be/kWjuJxvWdFc

>>18620129
You're taking the bait that these biased liberal media outlets are pushing. They are the ones in control of the population, blatantly lying and misinforming the public. Only completely brainless morons actually buy into this shit. Just stop watching the news, I promise you'll be a happier person.

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I'm in a similar situation anon, so I can't give you a cure but I can say that alcohol never made me any less lonely. The only thing that helps me forget about it is picking up a hobby (started painting and cooking) but that just does nothing but mask my loneliness really.

>>18620222
Yeah alcohol was something I tried but I realize that it just made me more emotional which isn't a solution. I guess it really is all about finding something I like to do and can do alone and consume myself in that. I'm hoping I can stay busy in school work when the semester starts but again, it's that lingering feeling that something is missing that kills me.

>>18620126
You're literally thinking too much. Just get out there, introduce yourself, take a ducking chance you coward. The new generation that you're a part of are some really dumb motherfuckers. You can't do anything if you do nothing.

You're going to buy a property without inspecting it in person first?

>>18620118
stop fake stuttering through written words cuck

The very first thing you need is a real estate agent willing to work with international clientele, and who is located near to your desired properties.

Don't bleach your hair yourself at home.

>>18620122
Nah, getting it all done at a salon for sure. I just don't know if stylists etc have magic ways to prevent burns and what not

>>18620114
mix cleaning bleach and ammonia it makes a nice brown color. and yeah dye that shit, but not white you fucking idiot

Split the first night 6 ways, and then the second night two ways.

>Why?
Because
>that has been known about since before the cottage was booked.
If it was a change in plans after the booking had been made then they should split both nights 6 ways, but that's not the case here.

If it was known prior to booking, it could go either way. On one hand the place wouldn't even be available for that one night if it hadn't been booked for two, so accept it as the flat cost and use as much or little of the time as you want. On the other hand if it was known ahead of time then no one should be shocked to hear about the one-nighters not expecting to finance the two-nighters. They get an extra night, one of increased privacy and peace, in exchange for paying more.

Now im pissed because theres no Rick and Morty live streaming. Fuckin shitty night.

>>18620098
shes stupid the pills work

>be pregnart

>>18620079
I'll tell you what you could do OP.

You're going to cry about it for a while, and the pain will start to numb. The memory of her will be like a scab that you'll pick at and pick at, until you realize it needs time to heal.

The world is still yours. Just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you're nothing.

Get some goals, hobbies, make yourself laugh, learn some new things, push yourself to get a different line of pay, preferably something that doesn't make you feel like a zombie awaiting your inevitable demise.

Life is precious dude. Don't waste it trying to change what's already past, you could give yourself a better future. You're not dead.

These words may not even be enough to move you, you're the one that's going to have crawl out of this funk on your own. You just gotta want it bad enough, do you really want to LIVE or are you content with just EXISTING in the shadow of someone you once knew?

>>18620079
suicide? no theres plenty if dating sites for oldish people, stop being so dramatic its a breakup

>>18620079
>What the fuck do people do without girlfriends, I literally just sit there staring into space.
cry, masturbate, play video games and disappoint my parents.

If you really love your family, you won't put them thru something as horrifying as a suicide. Be strong anon. Listen to me. NO ONE IS BAD AT EVERYTHING! NO ONE! You just have to keep looking. I'm not gonna lie to you and say it gets easier. It really doesn't. But the only people who don't "make it" in life, are the ones who aren't trying enough. Trust in God my friend. No one is meant to suffer. Sorry for sounding cliche, but sometimes, it's exactly what we need to hear :)

>>18620123
Thanks man

>>18620127
Of course man. If you can indulge me for a bit. Every morning for one month, I want you to look in the mirror, put on a smile and say...
>TODAY IS A GREAT DAY BECAUSE I AM STILL HERE. I AM ALIVE AND I HAVE SOME MUCH TO ACCOMPLICE IN LIFE. I CAN AND I WILL. WHAT EVER THIS DAY BRINGS ME, I WILL BE READY FOR IT. I MATTER
Best of luck man!

>>18620057
let her know its just a prank bro

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>>18620057

0/10

Make b8 gr8 again.

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>>18620057
just have a talk with her about it, be reasonable and level headed, and explain to her that it's no big deal

if she can't deal with the fact people can have different opinions and still be totally fine people she's a trash tier waifu and you've dodged a bullet

>be me
>holds emotions
>be me
>oops they fell

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I don't know.
How do you even know you exist.
If you want to be happy don't ask questions, just go in ignorance.
Because that is the only way.

>>18620179
i tried that

How on earth did you expect to become adequate on drums, much less proficient enough to do rhythm for a band, during only one year of learning?

Bass. Definitely bass. You'll still suck but I can't imagine they'll expect any difficult lines from you.

>>18620042
I am a good musician, and I pick things up very quickly. I'm aware that I won't be fantastic, but I should be able to get up to an adequate standard.

>>18620049
I retract my suggestion. That level of self-assurance demands a drummer.

normalfag kill yourself

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>>18619989
S-sorry friend

>>18619996
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. if you have an average face and is muscular and don't smell like shit cosplay sluts will be all over you

>>18619952
could be testicular cancer too. How much are your doctors visits? even without insurance mine were only $70.

>>18619963

We are supposed to get a free healthcare service over here in Europe but it's seriously lackluster. They don't even try, so if you don't mind, are there more ways to tell if there's something serious going on that Google won't show me?

My doctor is going to tell me it's "from stress" and will bullshit me, but if you say it could be cancer, then fuck it, I'm not waiting. I'm gonna go. Anything at all that I can test in the meanwhile?

Shameless self bump for health and safety.