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Been texting this jew girl, solid 7/10, great rack. She doesn't believe in relationships, and sleeps around a little. Kinda want to nail her but social expectations dictate that i cant just ask her to fuck. Need ideas.
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gas and pass
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burn and burry
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>>18619942
Meet in person

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How do I conquer this? It seen like you fuck up everything no matter how small.I gave no talents or anything that makes me better than anyone else. I am an inferior specimen.
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Hey OP, you know what you're better at than anyone else?

You are the best at being you!
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>>18619939
Why did that make me laugh?
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>>18619912
they expect you to tell yourself that youre a piece of shit right?

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>tfw no qt
>come to /adv/ you guys tell me to go to /biz/ and /fit/
>after a couple months get in good shape and nearly double my income with crypto and stocks
>fall for "women only want money and looks" meme
>finally take qt out
>I'm good looking and in pretty /fit/ shape and offer to buy her anything on most expensive street in the city but she just doesn't care
>no bonding or connecting
>tfw ill never have a qt because I don't have the Chad personality
What do? Can I just buy a wife or something?
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Literal virgin here, is it true that prostitutes make fun of you and humilliate you if you tell them you're a virgin? should I pretend I'm just bad at sex?
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Yeah there's a coalition of sex workers who, under the 1973 "Virgin Purgin" act, under Sub-Sextion 48, are legally required to humiliate all clients.

If you're paying the dumb bitch, and she laughs, then tell her to fuck off and leave.

If you're afraid she's gonna talk shit and laugh to her hooker friends, well, don't worry, because you're probably not the only virgin she's seeing that night.
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>>18619895
They mostly love having virgins and the like because they're normally too scared to be dangerous and don't ask for weird shit (too beta). I recommend you to get an experienced one (in her 30s is ok, she doesn't need to be a grandma), they get maternal and will be nicer and more warm. Younger ones are gonna have a harder time not judging you and they're more used to fuck old rich dudes.
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>>18619949
Pretty much this.

Also im sure a virgin is the least of their worries. I think their more concerned with getting stabbed and murdered than some guy who never had his cock in a guys vagina.

A lot more weirder people than a virgin.

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Long story short, I've got a choice in jobs.

Either

>keep current dpt. manager position
>make 14/hr with room for promotions
>have GM that loves you, but DM that wants you gone
>some sense of job satisfaction (educate people on animals)

or

>install cable
>make 12.50-25/hr depending on week
>mostly work alone
>no real satisfaction
>no real pressure from higher ups
>no room for advancement

What would you do, /adv/? I also have a wife that makes about ~10/hr who is steadily climbing her store ladder, and a brother who could potentially take the cable job as well, but is otherwise just contributing with 8.50/hr.

Cable job is not assured, but very likely as I have a connection and I interview well.
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Keep your current job.
Potential 11$ difference is not worth you being unhappy.
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>>18619889
What are the odds of you getting cucked by your brother and wife after he gets the higher paying job
Also stop being poor
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>>18619933
Current job currently has a lot of stress from district manager that is trying to get me fired. Sorry if that wasn't clear. It's only my store manager that wants me to stay and advance.

>>18619940
nil, desu.

no u

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I dont want to pay for hulu
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Wondering if anyone is in the same boat.

I remember dying several times over.
1) 8 years old, hit by a car, I remember the feeling of my ribs going crunch, laying on the concrete, everything going fuzzy.
2) 18? getting ass drunk on a high rise, cutting my wrists, and jumping
3) 22, hanged in a hostel

I loath my existence. I am routinely a tool for other people's gains, and beyond that, people have no interest in me. I suffer from varying chronic fatigue conditions, and the combination of not having energy and using that energy to please people that drop me dead in the water is miserable.

At the same time it feels like death is futile. I vividly remember dying. Who says dying even works? Maybe we just wake up in another eventuality from where we left off, almost a doomed fate.

Is anyone riding this crazy space pony with me?
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>>18619851
We're all riding the pony anon. Take advantage of your more advanced knowledge.
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>>18619865
Shiiit weren't they all about being reincarnated as a moth if you were shit or something though
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Only once. Not sure how I died, there were lots of people and it was crowded. There was yelling & crying.. A blue wall I remember a blue wall very vividly. I couldn't breathe in the room, I slowly went to sleep. Its weird to think about.

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How do I force myself to keep learning a language?
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>>18619793
remind yourself of the goals, and have checkpoints to check your progress, ideally a person.
Why are you learning the language?
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Why are you learning Japanese?
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>>18619803
>>18619805
I want to be able to read japanese literature, and, if possible, be able to understand japanese in general.

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Today was the first day of orientation for my college. The the only person I really knew who was going with me bailed a week before and didn't mention it until I asked where he was this morning. Even though we weren't really close it still sucks to be completely alone on campus. How did/do you guys make friends in college?
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Why didn't you talk to people around you?
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>>18619789
It was a four hour lecture but I will tomorrow
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>>18619804
What do you expect from peers?

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Is it bad that I don't judge people? I judge people like I judge animals and not in a mean way.
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I'm taking a summer school class that started about a week ago. I don't necessarily need the class, but it would be good to have. I didn't know it when I signed up for it, but turns out it's being taught by a grad student that I hooked up with a few times about 3 months ago. I ended up breaking it off with him because he was catching feels, and I didn't want a bf. Now with him as the teacher of the class, things are already getting weird.

One option is to drop the class. Another is to just endure his advances for a few weeks until the class is over, but I'm worried that he'll have permanent leverage over me in the form of being able to damage my GPA.

What do I do, adv? Drop it and run, or find a way to stay? If I stay, how do I do it?
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Check your marks mid semester.

If they're shit, drop it.

If they're ok, keep it.

If you're giving (what you believe) is good work, and you're getting Fs, and you want to pursue this, go to the dean.

Is this a more essay/thinking kind of class(English, Philosophy) where answers on assignments are malleable and subjective, or is it a math/chem/physics class where theres only one straight answer?
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>>18619781
It's a GE class that's highly subjective. He's also making moves on me pretty hard, and it's only been a week.
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>>18619774
Be my bf
Tell him you have a bf

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I'm a single level 2 MGTOW. I'm pretty good looking so I've been serial dating on a couple apps. But most of it has been 1 and done.

I've been kinda lonely, having moved to a town where I don't really know anyone. Recently, I met a girl. And she texted me, and has suggested 2 'dates'. I'm pretty confident she likes me.

The thing is, I'm open to short term dating, and having several relationships at once. She has a nice body, but her face is subpar. I can do better and have done so.

I don't want to give up my serial dating. I also don't want this to go south and ruin my social life or my chances at one and I spend more nights alone. She's been a lot of fun to hang out with.

Any advice on how to play this?
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Idk I'd see how things go with her. You might end up ditching the serial dating thing and actually falling for her. And if after some time it doesn't work, you're two adults and can work things like this out.

Also express your concerns with her. She might actually understand how you feel.

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Ask a second year nursing student for some amateur advice about any of your symptoms, or some shit about health
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My coccyx hurts when I sit with my legs high up, i.e. in a car. I'm tall so I can't avoid having my legs raised off the chair. How do I fix this?
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>>18619755
Are you male or female?
When did this begin?
Did you fall, or incur any trauma to your spine or backside?
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>>18619773
>Male
>A couple months ago
>no
I've already gone to the doctor about this let's see if you reach the same conclusion as he did.

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I feel like people hate me for being pretty and I self sabotage myself sub conciously so I don't piss people off.

How do I become more violent and aggressive? I'm pretty sleepy and depressed all the time.
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First, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3riK1oGeTc

and then this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dpTTk
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If you become violent and aggressive, wouldn't they just hate you more?
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>>18619830

not according to reality

how does one get into the programming meme?
i wanna learn java
can you recommend some good books/courses or something?
yes i know /g/ exists but i'm not sure where to look because im a drooling retard
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bump and following
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>>18619717
Practice making small little programme to test and solidify your knowledge. Codecademy is an alright place to learn the basics.
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>>18619717
Get a degree like the rest of us pajeet

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