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Say it's up to her whatever she's comfortable with

>>18147186
but she keeps asking, what I want to do ?

>>18147181
Let's go for a pizza and see how it goes from there or some shit like that. Don't close your door to something else but don't make it crystal clear you are out for pussy.

>>18147177

when you feel like you havent gotten enough attention from a hungarian boi pussy rating pictograph forum

>>18147177
If you're asking that question now, then probably before now.

>>18147197
What do you mean?

Girls

Assuming you were a musician, and there was a guy who had an opportunity to give you his number, but he didn't because of mixed signals, how weirded out would you be if someone called an establisment you will perform in to give you his number? Maybe not talk to you directly, but a friend of yours instead(?) Say, that if her friend did this favor for me, I would be able to do them both a favor when I see them next year(?)

I'm dying inside because of this. My days go by empty, repetitive, lonely mostly. I'm an only child, 31, and I felt really strongly about this girl. I've done everything and I can't forget her, and it's really bothering and depressing the hell out of me. My job, although I'm greatful for it, isn't helping my situation. And tomorrow is my shot at this.

How can I possibly do this without coming off as a creep or desperate? I did everything in my power not to come off that way when we met, but it backfired on me at the last minute, because I essentially bottled it all in as hard as humanly possible. Should I just suck it up and hold it in till next year?

Anything that'll help is greatly appreciated.

>>18147338
I wouldn't be weirded out by that. It's a lot less presumptuous to leave your own number than to ask for hers indirectly.

Having said that, from your post I took it that you were unclear about your interest in her. If this is the case, just you giving your number might not be that appealing to her at all, if she remembers you as a bit closed off or seemingly unenthusiastic about her. In that case I would rather try another way (shoot her a message on social media or show up to a place she plays at if she's small time enough that you have a reasonable chance to speak to her) and go all in. Tell her you were so taken with her you tried to play it cool too hard and you occasionally think of her to this day and curse yourself, would she like to go out with you sometime.

There is no magical way to make someone like you if they don't, but if she was taken aback by your cold attitude this is your best shot. Best of luck.

>>18147350
>seemingly unenthusiastic about her

Absolutely the opposite..
I was BLOWN AWAY by her. Like she has seriously cast a spell on me. I was smitten.. the problem is, so many people approached her to talk, that I felt my voice would just be another verbal bombardment...and she seemed to really enjoy her more introverted moments just watching acts at the show. I loved watching her dance, and I was in a trance, totally sober watching her.. my heart rate increased.. and then she turned my way and it's like she dug her hand in there. I felt so strongly about her, that I felt I might repulse her if I approached feeling as I did. So at the very last minute, when I was about to leave (tired from work and drained by the experience), I told her how beautiful I thought she was. But although she was flattered, she just kept on rolling a joint and I felt like..discouraged? Like I felt she wasn't fully invested in the moment and I got both really happy, and really sad at once..

I just felt she was semi disconnected from the moment.. and it just hurt me a bit, and by that point my spaghetti was in full force and I said I'm calling it a night, God bless her, and I left feeling like absolute shit.

I have to fix this..

>>18147153
If you've graduated college, go get a job that uses your major, you meet new people and get money.
>winwin

>>18147170
easier said than done for my major. degree isn't a boon to getting a job in the slightest

>>18147153
Join the military, City Year, Teach For America, or the Peace Corps.

>>18147151

when i met my girlfriend years back i was a virgin and she wasnt, after basic stuff like kissing and groping she just said she can show me more if i want and we boned the next weekend

you both sound like youre in your early-mid 20s, just be adults and if shes fine with touching and kissing just ask for her thoughts on sex one time when youre alone on a romantic evening. just trust me when i say once you get past the 1-1.5 year mark its alot easier, at this point i could tell my girlfriend any fetish or whatever and she wouldnt care, hell she has a 5x higher sex drive than me

>My barely legitimate past relationships in highschool only got as far as second base and I don't remember the circumstances.

This hurt to fucking read. You're overthinking it dude. Firstly, it doesn't go by 'first base, second base' etc. That's merely a suggestion, an afterthought that people use to categorize and describe the event. What HAPPENS is you have sexual intercourse. You fuck her. To do that, you have to turn her on. It goes a lot by feel - so you have to kind of read the situation and go by how she's feeling. If she's nervous, she'll be quivering as she kisses you - you'll be able to sense it somehow. As long as you remain smooth and pretend to be calmly confident as you make your moves and take the lead, she'll go along with it. Lastly - once you kiss, it's pretty much guaranteed that she wants you. If you're still absolutely scared shitless while her arms are around you and you're making out with her (why would you be? she clearly wants you, no matter what the fuck you do at this point) then you can go for the arm around the waist - but if you have a shred of dignity and half a testicle left attached to you, you'll slip your hand down to her vag and get some experience. Ask her where it feels good - and don't be shy. Some guys never ask and just fingerblast chicks who have to pretend to like it. Eventually you'll get the hang of it - only really takes like 2 minutes of fiddling to find out where and how - useful life skill for getting girls to do whatever the fuck you want for you.

>>18147163
Forgot to add the obvious: FINGER HER>GET HER TURNED ON>GET NAKED>FUCK BADLY>LAUGH IT OFF>TRY AGAIN

>>18147116
They might give you a couple of hints, but you'll still have to work up the courage to try them. And working up the courage is 95% of the job - if you can do that, you really don't need the hints.

That Dale Carnegie book is really good. I haven't read the others but I'd also recommend the Book of Pook, which is online and not very long. Those two are how I got a gf.

>>18147116
Reading books won't make you more social. Don't you see the irony in that?

>>18147079
just because he's bald doesn't mean he's ugly. if you think he looked good not because of his hair when you were his gf then he still can look good now if he embraces the fact that he's balding.
regarding you, yes you are a bad person.

Kill yourself.

No. This is everyday human pettiness. I assure you virtually everyone would feel a sliver of satisfaction, even that balding holier than thou dick telling you to kill yourself for not being a saint.

If you relish in fantasizing about how their life sucks, or if you feel good about someone getting in an accident or something, it's time to worry. But just smiling because someone who fucked you over just had their life become a little less perfect, nah.

>>18147093
I was never his gf, he rejected me in a cruel way, work on your reading comprehensiom

>>18147062
There has to be "How to Pay" and "How to Appeal" instructions on the back. If not, phone the courthouse and talk to a human being.

If you take photos of the entire block and show no No Parking signs, you might get off.

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>>18147071
Well ive called the number thats on the ticket and its a automatic voice and theres no where that can direct me to "parking ticket" just speeding issues or child support... ect

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>for the socially isolated

The only adviseable course of action that minimises the distress caused by being socially isolated/retarded is to get a menial job that isn't too taxing, then start a collecting hobby that will occupy a decent amount of time. I myself have started a gaming collection of a certain system of which I am edging closer and closer to completion but probably never will, in the same way Achilles will never beat the tortoise. It's an ultimately fruitless endeavour even if you do complete it but it's really for speeding up the passage of time and to avoid thinking about your current situation. Also when you go about collecting occasionally you'll run into normies, usually fucking hipsters, who for some reason are impressed by your dedication and/or collection. Savour that crumb of acceptance but DON'T get addicted to it. Acknowledge their interest but don't give them much satisfaction.

If all goes well, you'll die a busy man. Not happy mind you, just someone who was too busy to acknowledge his depression.

A tip I learnt from Dr Steve Brule:
>Go to bed early you doofus. Cos when you're sleeping there's no lonely times, just dreams.

I guarentee no one here will give better advice than this.

>>18147050

Always split 8s in blackjack.

>>18147050
Don't eat the yellow snow.

>>18147045
Not in the "there's just one person in the world that completes you and is right for you in every way" sense, but there are definitely some people who connect with you on a higher, more meaningful, deeper level.

>>18147045

Pretty much horny teenagers being dramatic. But it's fun to go along with if you want you want to be a romantic.

Pretty much what the first anon said. The part where you're made for each other, not at all. It would be terribly unlikely to run into a singular person like that during a lifetime if you just look at it pragmatically.

But feeling like soulmates, yes, absolutely. And that's not just love goggles. Some people you have a better connection with than others. If you are a really good fit and especially if you also intensively got to know each other, you can have that deep, wordless understanding and feeling of belonging that runs much deeper than even just another romantic relationship.

CLEAN YOUR DICK AND THIS WON'T HAPPEN
I have literally never heard of this before now

>>18147019
You have to be really stupid then. The most common type is candidiasis but there are probably others.

Did you really think I have mold or a mushroom on my dick?? It's a microscopic fungus, you can only know because the skin gets very irritated...

bump?

>>18146983
He needs to delete all trace of those images, because he is now in possession of CP
Did he ask the girl for nudes? That's soliciting images of a minor

Cooperate with the dad in any way if he decides to get involved, make sure your brother apologizes if he sees him. Apologise for your brother and say that he will never contact her again. Let him beat your brother up if he wants to honestly, as that's better than the police being involved.

If it's a first time offense, he will get away with it.

>>18146983
Delete everything, purge everything, tell him to get a new phone "because the old one cracked"

>>18146983
Isn't that soliciting a minor? Or that's just for explicit sex?
Get the girl to delete the pictures

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Achieve Moksha/Nirvana.

by not being a little bitch. do your own shit, it's infinitely more rewarding lmao

>>18146943

Back when I used to draw, I not felt more satisfied by drawings I did for others, I drew better pictures for other people than when I drew pictures for myself.

What you said is incorrect, at least in my experience.

>>18146938

pretty much anything makes up for saggy tits. dont get me wrong guys will be disappointed but if hes legitimately into you before your top comes off then chances are saggy tits wont scare him away. no ones perfect, and men dont expect a perfect woman, definitely not when dating and especially not with a hook up.

>>18146938
yes, but you fix saggy empty tits the same way you fix a flabby, flat ass. Exercise.

>>18146938
Not to a suckling baby

>/x/omg/
The library got all you'll ever need.

No, you can't do it against the subject's will, but you're probably not asking what you think you're asking.

>>18146947

That library is huge.

What do you think I think I'm asking?

>>18146975
It doesn't matter what I think.

But what you want to be asking is whether you can make someone do something they wouldn't otherwise do, which you can't.
What you're actually asking is whether you'll be able to hypnotize someone against their will, which is a silly question, since most people don't normally walk around constantly protecting themselves against influence. But there's always gonna be someone who does, so

You'll probably be able to find a beginners guide, if you just look through it, or just ask the general. Use your occult magick for good, senpai.