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>>18160792
ask a fucking doctor

Lasers

>>18160795
I have. They prescribe me bullshit medication that makes it worse

Because it makes their ass look bigger.

>>18160782
so they can easily tell which manlets arent worth their time. if you arent taller than them in heels, you might as well be a ghost

>>18160805
It's this. Sad fact of life and I hate it too

Get out of town. Save up as much money as you can. If you have a car, pack it with all the essentials, then hit the road. Drive to a completely different part of your country, wherever you want! Keep driving until you want to stop for a while. Sleep in your car in walmart parking lots.

Once you've found a nice city, you need to:

Look on craigslist or whatever to find a job. Apply to any and all jobs that are remotely doable. You're looking for a job fast to get you a source of income. You can afford to be choosy later once you are more established.

Do your trip when the weather is nice, so you can stay on a campground in the area while you're looking for a better place to stay.

Look for and contact the cheapest apartment you can find. You don't have that much stuff with you anyways so you don't need a big place. Maybe try and find one with roommates, so you will already have others around. A furnished apartment would be a nice bonus. Hopefully you have saved enough money for at least a couple months rent, giving you more time to find a job if you aren't immediately fruitful.

But be kinda smart with this. Don't decide to live in some cracked out part of the city. You'll know what kind of area you should be living in, and which kind of area you should not.

Find new friends at your new job/s, and really try not to fall into the same habits.

This worked for me. Maybe it's something to consider for you as well?

>>18160768
Well, you realized this was not good and you quit. So you are half way, things aint that bad then bro. Ppl make mistakes. It just takes a lot of energy and work to get your life in order again. Spoiler: you already took acid and molly so things in life arent quickly going to be as impressive as those experiences because those are awesome drugs when taken with a group of good ppl. Try to forget, focus on rl, expect results in a few months. Work out, eat healthy and a lot, sleep. Eat less sugar and try to find ppl to lauhg with. Maybe even find the old friends, try. Gl m8

>>18160865
thanks for your reply its appreciated.

Just talk to her. Dont make it forced, dont push it, and let it happen slowly. Try to draw out any similar interests (you may be surprised).

>>18160758
Well I got to know her and her friends (high school) took her on a date and asked her out the next day. That was 8 years ago.

>>18160940
Thanks for the advice m8

Donald Trump is probably a bad example, he doesn't look the healthiest. Elon Musk would be better.

Anyway, in general, the older you get, the less sleep you'll need.

https://www.bls.gov/tus/charts/chart16.pdf

Most people would recommend 8 hours is good, but you could probably shorten that merely by training yourself to do so. Like, when you go to bed, don't distract yourself with random shit. When you wake up, don't snooze or anything, stick to a firm schedule. You'll want to sleep in multiples of 90 minutes, the average sleep cycle time. So, 1.5 hours, 3 hours. 4.5, 6...etc... That'll help make sure you don't wake up during times you'll feel groggy on.

>>18160703
>Donald Trump is probably a bad example, he doesn't look the healthiest.
Seriously? How? He's 70 years old and looks like he's in his 50s.

>>18160747
Just look at the makeup he is wearing to fool plebs like you. You really think a millionaire like him didnt have some surgery too? And a team of advisors to make him look fit for his age? The sleep ppl need differs, you cannot change that except stay fit and have a good rhythm

>>18160662
desu
you aren't ugly
you look scary coz you look so angry but that's about it.
if you're fat, just start working out, consider lifting weights because if you have a good body that will make you a lot more attractive.

you definitely have hope, you just have to turn your life around.

Start trying to communicate with women online first. Try being friends with women first.

but if you're stuck in a depressed rut that "you can't" do anything etc, nothing will pull you out of it.

No one can say or do much to change your situation except you!

Or, try find a female who is in the same situation as you, and try claim her

>>18160662
1. Stop caring about it so much.
2. Congratulations, you had the least amazing part of an overrated activity. Let's move past that.
3. And?
4. If you're this concerned with being alone, I doubt you actually have SPD. Are you medically diagnosed and receiving help?
5. So stop not going outside.
6. Not really.
7. You don't look that fat from the neck up. Work out.
8. You need to practice, get a couple dude friends.
9. Try approaching them with the mindset that they're people you want to be friends with, not girls you want to have sex with. That sounds like a gross oversimplification. I can promise you it isn't, you're just resisting a habit.
10. So think about something else.
11. That's because you're bitter, stop wallowing and start fixing.

You're only as hopeless as you tell yourself you are. Will is 99% of this shit. I have been there, it took me 18 years to even ask a girl out and 27 years to get laid. I spent six years leaving the house only if I had no choice. I made my first friend at goddamned 16.

You can get better but you have to try. Don't blame women for not fucking you. Don't blame yourself either. Blame doesn't matter, and it isn't even something you can focus down to one person in this situation even if it did. Look at what you'd like to be and look up how to have those traits. If it's a mental thing, fake it. Pretend. That stupid "tell yourself you're awesome in the mirror" thing? DO IT.

It's work. You're literally re-programming an operating system that for all we know runs on magic and uses hardware trillions of dollars and decades of research can't even begin to replicate. It's not gonna be instant, focus on small gains and big goals.

>>18160696
Do you suffer from Asperger Syndrome ?
If no, you will never understand what i go through and how fucking hard it is to even speak with people without coming off as an alien.

If you do have it and overcame the difficulties somehow, please give me a detailed step by step plan to archive my goal of having a female relationship. I need specific advice in a step by step fashion. I am lost and really can't make progress just from general advice.

Also interested

>>18160658
>>18160800

Who cares? You'll never have the guts to talk to her even if you found one.

>>18160658
1. Luck.
2. Get hobbies. Join social groups. Network.
3. Be attractive (ie: not obese, clean, clothes that fit and match, put some effort into your look, genetics mean a lot less than you think).

I can't help you with 1. 2 and 3 are where you should focus.

>>18160646
No

>>18160646
If you're having these doubts then you obviously don't love her as much as you think you do.


I'm 99% sure you'll regret this in six months to a year though.

>>18160646
You're young & want to do young things. That's okay. I bet you'll regret it after not too long though after realizing that being young & dumb is overrated.

You sound like a fucking creep

I'm really not a creep irl. All this pussy worship and rating scale runs entirely in my own mind. No girlfriend is aware that I assign them value like this.

>>18160595
you are literally the definition of pussy-whipped

>There were times where I wanted to push my point further (in an argument or something), but I backed off when I thought about her pussy

enjoy your shitty, unfulfilling life

>>18160537
Last Friday as in 8 days ago or yesterday?

>>18160537
Be assertive, shmuck. Contact them.

>>18160564
Yesterday

>>18160508
Swallow.

im thirsty af gurl so tbf if i was him id want u sucking muh dick like no 2morro

>>18160517
second that.

>>18160498
Could be bi.

>>18160498
A large hairy man or a thick woman with big tits and ass?

A skinny man who you can wrestle with oil and tickle or a petit, flat girl who you could wrestle with oil.

Which would prefer out of the 4?

>>18160515
Flat and petite activates my meat

If i dont drop the course and i fail i could of spent my time bettering my other courses. I just dont know if i should risk it cause i might fail the course and this is requireing so much work that is more than just the essay.

Just fucking do it man 1500 words are literally nothing a few hours work, coffee and some healthy food will give you a good boost.

>>18161083
Thank you anon. I will push on.

>>18160466
forgot my tripcode, it's been a while!

Damn /adv is boring tn

Yo...so I just got out of a long relationship last month, and a week ago I started talking to this girl on FB who goes to my college. I admit I took the flirting a bit far (wanted to seal the deal). We hung out at my place last night, and fucked, but also talked and cuddled for a few hours and it was surprisingly pleasant (usually I have girls leave as soon as we finish fucking). I rubbed her back, gave her a massage etc. Walked her to her car with my arm around her, and we hugged and kissed goodbye, and she texted me late in the night saying how much she enjoyed things, and couldn't wait to hang out again. Only problem is, all fucking day I've been thinking about her. What do I do? I just wanted sex but god damn

Why is /adv/ being flooded with absolute trash? This ain't gonna be a shitstorm thread, try again sonnybuns.

>>18160450
Just remember you don't want a chick like that.

Most white chicks dating black doods are black on the inside, usually raised in black neighborhoods, and 9/10 of them are ghetto as fuck.

Just focus on yourself and let it go.

FYI there are girls out there 10x hotter than you will ever be able to get that spend most of their time humping ponies and dogs.

zero out of fucking zero
log off
shut down
go to bed