how do I stop being annoying?
how do I force myself respect every social boundary and not break it? (like calling my doctor on Sunday)
how do I stop being so sensitive to these criticisms? every time someone says something negative about me I think I'm a bad person
identify what you do that is annoying and stop doing it lol
>>18162886
how do I stop being sensitive, selfish, and an over thinker?
>>18162897
You probably can't, they're personality traits and therefore hard to get rid off. However, you can learn to stop and acknowledge that you're acting oversensitive/selfish or over thinking and consciously change your mode of action. You can't control thoughts of feelings, but you can control how they reflect in your actions. Just stop, tell yourself "I'm being selfish now" or "I'm over thinking this", and change what you're doing or would have done. Do it often enough and it becomes easier to control yourself.
There is this 56 year old woman I am madly in love with. We share everything, she tells me everything, we say I love you before getting off the phone, she trusts me with everything.
She says "You are very good looking, why don't you have a girlfriend?" She has commented to me before that my lips are WOW and that I'm very good looking.
However, me being 20, when I asked about a romance between us, she said "That will never happen, I do not want to lead you on. It's not m y fault you feel like this, I have never indicated romantic feelings. It is our age difference. You don't get my references, and it just wouldn't work"
I am so in love with her, what can I do?
>>18162845
Tell her you're ready for some fun, no strings attached
Old ladies love sex. She'll never say no to a young pup such as yourself.
>>18162883
That's what someone else said, but I don't want sex, i want love and romance.
What makes you think she would just let me fuck her?
>>18163095
i guess you truly are a faggot. go get a manboi and stuff his butt then. dumb fuck queer. i rly hope you commit suicide
I am lonely and jealous of my friends. They both are in a relationship with a girl for about 2 years or more and they obviously settled with them. One girl is like 300 pounds, always emotionally dependant and unstable, constantly fighting with him and all this shit and he stays with her because he is scared to leave her. The second is with a girl in shape but her face is really meh and shes clingy as fuck with him. Both guys I know can do better but settled on those girls. I wish I can be like them and just settle on the first girl to give me attention long term but I cant do that to myself. The girls in my league are meh and I want better so im trying to improve myself but itll take a while and I dont wanna be alone anymore.
>>18162819
Hey I'm in the same situation right now expect I'm a girl. The guy I'm dating right now is soooo fucking boring, average in just about every way and has some bullshit major. I've known him for 5 months and hasn't said on funny or interesting thing that entire time on top of that he's like a typical redditor. He loves telling puns and I have to sit there and pretend they are funny.
It's easy to settle if you keep your self from getting to invested and while you are settling always keep an eye out for something better. That's how I do it, I also remind my self that attention is better than no attention and i like being sucked up too and complimented with out reciprocating and putting any effort into the relationship so that's what really drew me to the guy I'm with. The power dynamics of the relationship is in my favor.
>>18163105
he hasn't said one***
sorry for typos
>>18163105
Honestly, if you don't find any part of this person interesting or worth your time, why are you dating him?
It'd probably be better for the both of you to not waste time on one another.
Hey everyone on /adv/.
I've got a pretty straight forward question. How do I do the no fap? I've never tried it, and heard from many people that it may be a good thing to try. Always thought it was rubbish, but figured I could give it a try.
Now here comes the tricky part. I have the libido of a rabbit, and fap (without pron) at least 4 times a day. I'm also super sensitive to addiction, I reckon I'm addicted to fapping.
Any tips are welcome, and much appreciated. Thanks in advance.
I'm gonna do this as well anon. Start tomorrow because it's always a great idea to start things on a Monday as it makes more sense. You'll feel like you can recreate yourself on a Monday since it's the beginning of the week, kinda like a new week, new you type deal. Remember, the reason you get addicted easily to things is because of dopamine, you always want to get that dopamine rush so therefore you tend to get heavily addicted to things as you just want to keep releasing dopamine. It's gonna be hard (Not literally :D) because you'll feel like just giving up, and saying fuck it, or why do I really need to be doing this. But, remember that you need to take control of your life and of your addictions, so therefore, don't give up, it's bound to make you unhappy, but you don't always need to be happy. By the end of it you'll feel great because you'll finally be in control. But it's very tough anon, so you should start tomorrow like me, and not give up. If you do give up, you'll just go back to your beta self. Most addictions form because people enjoy releasing dopamine and when you are afraid of not being happy, then you just keep the repetition, be an alpha and take control of your life.
>>18162800
All its effects are most likely placebo.
Sure not fapping for few days will make you horny (so if you spot a qtie, it may force you to try and rape / date her), but after a while your body will adjust and it will be like before.
>4 times per day
You have too much free time. Try some sport, go to school or get a job.
What really works is no porn. If you consume too much porn, you risk that average qties will no longer make you horny. Also inability to ejaculate via vagina stimuli is a threat if you do death grip.
General advice is to live healthy balanced life while improving yourself however you can.
Good luck horny anon! Go get a gf :-)
>>18162825
Good to hear you're doing a no fap too Anon. God speed.
>>18162888
Well I make music, I have a job, and I go to the gym (not as much as I should). I just always find time to fap. And I've been off the porn for a while now. Wanted to try the nofap.
Has anyone here in their late 20s or early 30s moved away all on their own?
It looks like I'm going to be offered a big job in another state, but I'm worried that at my age (30), I'm not going to be able to make any friends and will just end up alone and homesick. I only know two people in the general area I'd be moving, and it's been years since I've spent any time with them.
Any good stories? Motivation? Warnings to stay put?
I moved cities last year when I was 28. It was difficult and I'm still trying to build up my social circle again. At times I get very lonely but I don't for one second regret moving here.
Making friends when you're an adult out of university is a challenge but you do find that the people you mix with tend to be through choice and therefore, very good friends.
Do you have a partner? Would you be looking to find one when you moved?
Last May I accepted a job offer at a small town 13hrs drive away from friends and family. I also have to drive 8 hours to get to a town with more than 10,000 people. The pay is extremely good, my life is comfy. But you are right. I have not made a single friend. The population of the city is much more important than anything else. You can find clubs, and real groups of people with similar hobbies that don't exist in smaller towns.
>>18162812
I don't have a partner. Completely single, not even a dog. I'd be open to meeting someone to be with, but I wouldn't say it's necessarily a goal. In fact, I'd be very concerned about moving away, immediately jumping into a relationship, and then establishing a social circle that completely revolves around her, that could disappear at any moment.
>>18162818
It's in the greater LA area, so I'm definitely not concerned about having people around to meet... just concerned about finding the right people that will have the room in their life for some random new friend at this age.
Are girls always robots when they text you or is it just me? I literally don't know what else to say beside ask her more boring questions. I'd ask her out but I barely know her and the last time I did that I had the most boring date ever.
When girls talk like that, it's because they're not interested in talking to you and are only doing it for the attention/out of politeness
>boring person texting boring girl having a boring conversation wondering if he should ask for a boring date
dont know what to tell ya op
>>18162774
>I highly recommend it
>highly
The words you use will also affect what kind of messages they will write.
This anon has it right
>>18162781
But it also comes to your writing. If youre trying to hit it off with this girl then youre not writing very interestingly. You sound too official.
Let it all out!
I want to abuse and mistreat others in the same way others have done to me. I fucking hate them
>>18162924
Hurting them won't make your pain go away
I want to be closer to my friend and help him but I don't know how to go about it. I just want to know in my heart he cares and not be a faggot
sup brodies, how do i train and raise my iq, ive never taken an actual iq because im to much of a boipussy to see the results, so HOW DO I GET SMARTER, /adv/ ?
>>18162757
raising IQ is impossible
>>18162757
You train for the test. The more you train the more IQ.
Once you get to the point where you look at possible answers and pick up the right one without blinking an eye than you will have a lot of IQ points.
But in reality you will be more or less the same person with the same amount of brain capacity to solve logical problems.
You can't be skilled in everything in the world. What kind of topics are you most skilled in? Work on them and when you feel confident of every factor in the topic, move onto a new one. Example: Good at English. Try new stuff and start from bare minimum
I've been having this really unsettling feeling of having two breaths in my chest. Even if I hold my breath I it still feels like my chest is expanding and contracting just as if I were still breathing. I suspect the cause might be some psychological stress I've been experiencing as of late. Is this serious? Should I seek professional help?
>>18162753
Go see a psychologist
>>18162753
You're likely to give yourself a panic attack if you haven't already. You need to come to terms that it's all in your head and there's nothing physically wrong with you. Once you do that, you may be able to move past this in time.
>>18162753
You're probably hyperventilating. Get a paper or plastic bag and breathe in and out of it.
How do you find roommates that arent assholes. All of my roommates so far are just plain stupid and disrespectful
1st rmm8
>screams at computer while playing league during my moms visit
>haves 5 ppl over at 2am hosting league party with ppl sitting on MY bed
2nd rmm8
>smokes inside when i told him to smoke outside cause smell lingers on the wall
>steals my stuff
>has ppl sleeping over everyday and playing loud music
>doesn't clean up the mess he makes in the common area.
How do i find someone who is as respectful as me towards everything and is considerate towards other ppl's life? I feel like i always get bullied by my roommates and they just don't give a shit about me. Welp guise
>>18162733
Every roommate is a gamble
You know shitty workers? How do you think they got the job? They acted not-shitty during the interview. Once they got the job, the charade ended
Sometimes you can immediately tell who's going to be an asshole, but some people hide it well until it's too late.
>>18162750
Thank you anon.
>>18162733
try to get nerds as roommates, the quiet shy types who just wnat ot stay in their room. the worst you have to deal with is a mess.
no perfect roommate mind you.
How can I go about extending my lifespan?
I'd prefer to be alive for the next 500-1,000 years.
Any books I should read? What field of study will allow me to research this? lifestyle changes?
Why do you want to live so long?
Also the usual stay healthy stuff won't get you anywhere close to 500+ years.
a healthy diet and exercise will increase your chances of living a longer life with a better quality of life as you age, but there is no way to live anywhere near 500 years.
Get used to that reality.
I'd like to get into programming.
Any general advice? What language should I start with? What's in demand?
I'm pretty much clueless but this is something I really want to learn.
>>18162687
Java, C#, JavaScript
Those are among the most popular languages used in the industry at the moment. So pick one of those and get good at it if you want a job.
If you go for JavaScript, keep in mind you must probably learn HTML+CSS as well if you go for webdev.
If you aren't looking to get a job, but just want it as a hobby, I'd recommend C++. Just keep in mind that neither object-oriented or procedural is The Way to do something. You can mix both in one project.
Don't waste your time watching YouTube tutorials, unless it's on more advanced topics. The beginner tutorials like thenewboston etc are worthless.
You should find forums like dreamincode, gamedev, etc... and ask questions and read threads that are posted.
>>18162687
Oh, and state what you want to achieve with programming. My previous post was pretty general.
I'm not amazing at programming so take my advice with a pinch of salt.
I've started out with python. It's a high level language which means it's easy but slow. It teaches you the basic concepts of programming and how to think like a programmer. So I think it may be best for you. Any of the c languages (c++, c#, C) are incredibly fast (200 times faster than python) but difficult so maybe try that once you've got the basics.
I don't recommend going into Web development.
My life has become a soul crushing routine of sleep/phone/eat, I'm at my mom's house and all I want is to move out and start living. But I need to find work, which I've been looking for for over a month now, relentlessly. I've mainly been looking on the internet, but to no avail, I have no real experience so that might be why I'm struggling. I just want any shitty job, anything, but it feels like a lost cause. Is this normal, how long does it take to find work ? Am I doing it wrong ?
inb4 babyboomer sermon about walking into a place in the 1970s which had a help wanted sign posted
>>18162675
The problem is you're strictly looking online. How about you fucking go into town and look at physical signs and talk to the god damn managers. Most places will do on the spot interview if you'd just fucking ask! You lazy cunt!
I sent out over 60 job applications before I got an unpaid internship and a job that had previously rejected me offered me the job because their first choice bailed. But I also only applied to jobs in the field I was interested in so it might be better for you
I just told this girl i like very much basically to fuck off. i didn´t want to be clingy. now i regret haven´t given her the offer to text me, if she wants to. i have a great urge to do so. should I?
>>18162653
Yeah let her. Why wouldn't you let her.
>>18162653
Storytime please
>>18162653
Gonna need some more information here, pal.
>Trying to cut off girl that I've been speaking to for the past year and was with basically every other weekend
Can someone give me tips on getting my mind off her and resisting the temptation to answer her texts or text her myself pls
>>18162581
Have a wank every time that you start having these temptations.
Block her, if it's possible.
Think of her negative sides and the shit she has done. Focus on that.
Wank some more.
>>18162581
Is there a reason your trying to cut her off?
>>18162668
I'm trying to tell myself to not orbit her anymore. She is starting to date some guy, thought I didn't really feel anything for her but idk.