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I shoved my finance off the bed and her foot was deeply cut by a dresser nob.

She was trying to play wrestle with me .. When we were fighting . I told her i was in a bad mood and i didn't feel like talking . she wanted to feel intimate so instead of talking she thought she would "play fight" to connect with me.

She was slapping and pushing me lightly . I shoved her off the bed. She came back and started hitting me in the face more. I shoved her even harder off the bed. Her foot made contact with a dresser job, broke from the five and is gashed on the edge.

She cried. I said she could call the police if she wanted.

This was 2 nights ago. This was the 3rd time I've shoved her back, or off of me.

We've made a plan so that I never shove her when she gets in my face.

We're all lovey dovey now.

Things feel off now and I want to fix it. Im gonna pay the bill at least.
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If it really bothers you that much, try a nonviolent option. Next time she does some annoying bullshit, say in a loud and assertive manner "STOP, WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS" and stare her down like shes a bad dog. Try to control your down syndrome impulse to immediately shove her.
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>>18206475
Women are delicate, their skills layer is thin and they easily cut and bruise
If she threatened to call the cops over this that's a massive red flag, I know I would never stick around someone who threatens cops on me
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>>18206493
I think i may have misread it but it was OP who said she could call the cops if she liked. His wife didnt say anything about cops

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Do any girls exist that wouldn't mind a weak, virgin boyfriend?
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Girl here, let me help you out.....
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>18206434
Please...
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I've got a question that may be as pathetic as OP's question. Why are posters on 4chan (and the internet in general) rude? Is it because of anonymity? Because they're "safe" in their home and not talking to the person face to face?

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I want to come baxk with my ex girlfriend. I left her because I thought I'd lost my passion but now, after a year, I regret it very much.
I had another girl in the time and so she did. Actually I don't know if she's still engaged and I don't have means to "investigate".
We don't talk, we can never exchange the eye contact when we saw each other in public. Even say "hi".
What should I do? Whenever I think of her it feels like I'm gonna cry. I remember every single moment we had and only now I realize how beautyful they were. I'm seeking for advice from someone who lived the same or a similar situation.
Pic unrelated.
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Sad bump
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>>18206377
First off I just want to thank you, that's some really great looking art, and you've turned me onto a new and interesting illustrator.

If I were you, I'd just open up some lines of contact again. Try having a conversation with her, ask her out to lunch or something. It's possible she misses you too. Still, you'll have to be honest about your intentions from the beginning, because she'll be able to tell why you're getting ahold of her again.
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>>18206668
Tsksto Yamamoto, you're welcome :)

The point is that I luck the guts. What a fucking face should I have to contact her? (The only way I can is on Facebook btw). Also I want to respect her relationship if she has one, I don't want to mess with her.
And to be honest I also have the feeling that she misses me too.

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So this started happening to me more frequently; I black out from drinking. Long stretches of my night will be gone from my memory, and usually during that time I offend people or embarrass myself.
When I was younger I never blacked out from drinking, this seems to be a new thing and I'm not on any medication or anything.

Has this happened to anyone else? Alcohol suddenly makes you black out after years of it not having that effect?
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>>18206226
Anybody?
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>>18206226

Black outs are a sign that you drink too much for your brain to handle. It didn't happen before, because you weren't a problem user. If it happens regularly now, consider quitting altogether, before it escalates more.
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>>18206226
Try drinking less.

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My conversation with my dad not long ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know

Looks like my family can't take it anymore. Should i go?
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>>18206214
first you're going to need to explain what you mean by normal
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Not enough context
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>>18206214
Have you become a /b/tard or somesuch?

threw in the towel and got a response... what next anons?
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We have no idea. What is it that you want to do with her?
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stop talking to her
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She's one of those 'so randum' girls with an incredible sense of humor. I would say reciprocate with something equally stupid. Like "This fat dick" or something.

So the thing is i want to know how to ask a girl if she wants to get laid with me; but not on a weird or rude way.

If she doesn't want it's ok but i don't want she to see me in a weird way.

I was thinking to invite her to my place to drink something, or some shit like that.

What does /adv/ have to say to me?
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>>18206142
Asking girl straight to your place is very bold move. If she has secret crush on you, you are chad or you are already dating for some time, it will work.

But the common approach is to ask girl on date. If she will really like you (and is kinda slut), you can try to sex her on 1st date (at the end, not beggining you autismo). And even if she lets you down, you just asks her on date next time and repeat this until you either break up, lose interest, marry or finally put penis in vagina.

If she will like you enough, there is almost no wrong way how to ask her to sex. But the most casual way is to ask her to have a coffe / netflix and chill / show ylher your butterflies collection.

And remember if she runs away screaming and calling police, you probably overdid something.
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>>18206142
If you walked up to 100 women and asked them, "want to fuck," just like that, with those words, looking just as you are now, not all of them would say no. Fucking women isn't the hard part. Fucking attractive women is.
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>>18206169
yeah, i kinda was talking to this one girl to do something sometime.

Onde day she took the initiative and ask me to go over my place and drick and stuff. The weird part is that i said yes and try to date her but she was busy all times.

I have this college party soon and i want to figure out if she really wants me or what the fuck. I got really frustrated when she asks me out and then nothing. It really confuses me

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How do I cut ties with my toxic NEET sister when she still lives with mom and I'd still like to remain close to the rest of my family?
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>Using the word "toxic" unironically
No, Jim, you are the problem.
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>>18206097
second
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>>18206097
Well, if you prefer less neutral words, she's an abrasive, grating bitch.

i don't really know what i'm asking, i guess i just want to talk with people who have had/are in a similar situation to this

to summarise my situation:
>had a gf for over a year
>the first 12 months were complete perfection
>the last few months something happened and our relationship started to go sour (argued 100x more, didnt quite have the same chemistry as before, she seemed to have a different personality to what i knew before)
>she agrees that she has changed and she is also very unhappy with herself and it's taking it's toll on our relationship
>after a while we mutually call quits
>its a good break up, even though we still love each other the relationship wasnt working right now due to personal things getting in the way and stressing us both out (and she wants to "find herself" a bit more)

>knock on her door 2 days later with flowers, go on a walk with her, tell her that i want her back because ive never met someone i can talk to like her, how happy we used to be etc etc
>talk for hours, she really says that she doesnt want a relationship right now but hopes im in her future in some way
>then i tell her after a few hours into talking that i'll wait for her and she is really happy by this
>at the same time she doesnt want to hold me back from anything or anyone because im waiting for her
>she insists that it's not because she wants to be with someone else and that she loves me so much still but seriously cannot handle a relationship right now

i don't know how long i'll be waiting for her to be "happy" again, i don't know for sure that we will ever be back together again and i don't know if i should pursue other people because i only want her
idk if she's going to be sexually active and i don't know if she could live with me if i did anything more than kiss someone else

i believe shes my true love and we are both quite young still (18)
i've had a few girlfriends before but it's a completely different feeling for her than anyone else i've ever loved
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>>18206053
op here still, hit word limit lol
i know she has exams in under 2 months and she's under a lot of pressure because she is doing a lot of subjects
maybe it'll be after then?

also i should add
>she also thinks that im her true love
>the last thing she said to me in person before i left to go home after seeing her was "i love you" and the last thing i said to her was "i love you too"
>we kissed a lot the last time we saw each other and talked about our entire history together a lot, all the memories and that
>she's most beautiful girl i've ever seen and the loveliest girl i've ever met
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>>18206053
That was too much text for me to answer another relationshit thread. Give us the pertinent bullet points there buddy, and cut out all the superfluous storytelling.
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>>18206070
>ever putting yourself on standby for someone
You're so lovesick it hurts to read. You're 18. You two do not love each other. You are not in love. Deep infatuation =/= Love. If she's changing into someone you don't recognize, and she isn't even willing to keep you around to work on herself, leave. Waiting around and watching her change while simultaneously trying your hardest to be with her will only leave you a heartbroken mess. Don't wait. Move on.
>t.18 year-old that wasted ~8 months waiting on a girl he "loved"

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back in October, I made a thread here and in /co/ about how 2 years ago I regretted fapping to loli, and how I felt even more guilty since one of my favorite heroes was the punisher. a couple people on /co/ accused me of being a future rapist a day that stung. normally online words dint affect me, but that pissed me off big time. for months it still swirled in the back if my head and whenever rape is brought up I'm reminded what that asshole anon said. I never want to hurt someone like that.
am I wrong for feeling offended? how would you feel if someone Said you will become the lowest of the low in society?
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>>18206009
Sorry but when you get offended at what people you don't know on the internet are saying, you're the asshole here.
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>>18206009

by that logic anyone who enjoys watching the punisher is also a super hero.
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>>18206009
No. But I'm pretty secure with the fact I'm not a rapist.

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Cant decide should i fuck my friend although i have gf halp plz
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So you're asking us if you should cheat? At least be man enough to say it.
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>>18205922
It's not like you have to tell her
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>>18205940
Like the way u think, not like those other fags

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Need femanon analysis of this grill

>go on tinder lunch date
>goes great, she invites me to go out with her and her friends later that night
>pregame, she's already kinda drunk by the time my uber gets there
>puts hand on my thigh underneath table
>makeout

See heres what throws me for a loop, no guys in any of her fb photos, no history of having bf in past judging from photos, doesn't really swear, seems clean cut.

We made out first day I met her which is awesome, but she was alot more forward than I thought. Hanging out with her again next weekend. Did I catch myself a makeout bandit, thirsty chick on a dryspell or dare I say /virgin/ ?
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Who cares? I can't say much from what you've told me but if you're having fun keep at it.
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>>18205912
She probably deletes her ex's photos

Facebook is the modern equivalent of a display case for shit like that. Why would she keep pictures of her ex boyfriend mounted on her wall?

I'd do the same, honestly.
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>>18205930
Op here

Yea good point. Ive had a few ltr's so a lot of my photos were taken by exes so if I deleted them id only have photos from like 2015

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so i pass by this ~18/19 y/o guy walking home with his younger teenage brother everyday.
i think he's cute as fuck.
but the problem is i know absolutely nothing about him. i just gaze at him whenever i pass because he's cute. how creepy would it be for a total stranger to just get out of the car and ask a guy for his number? or how can i approach him without looking creepy?
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>>18205925
i'm unironically a girl(female) desu
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How old are you?

It is a bit weird to stop your car to ask someone out, can't you arrange to be in his path someway and make it more natural?
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>>18205946
stop :(
>>18205951
20 in june
so its more ok to bump into a stranger and ask for his number?

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Hello fellow anons... I really need your advice.

I am currently living in Peru and last night I was super horny and drunk and alone and decided to go to a strip club. Not a great decision, I know, a lot that happened over the past 24 hours has been a big wake up call for me. Anyways, a girl comes over and starts dancing for me, we go upstairs, we get a private room, I get more and more drunk and she ends up being entirely naked grinding on me. At one point I licked her nipples. This is when I get the bright idea to unbuckle my belt, apparently signalling to her I want sex. I'm unsure about the whole thing, the regret was already starting. She puts a condom on me, grinds on me for like 15 seconds, no penetration just light rubbing. And then I pulled up my boxers because I realized "Holy fuck a Peruvian stripper is grinding on me and this is a fucking awful idea".

What do you think the chances of me having contracted something from this are? The modes of contact were...

1) Me licking her nipples
2) Her putting on the condom
3) Her sitting on my lap and rubbing back and forth for like 15-30 seconds, there was no penetration I wasn't fully erect but my penis was entirely covered by the condom.
4) She kissed me on the lips a few times and on my body when I started freaking out and decided to leave.

Any advice?
What are the chances I contracted something?
When would I know?

Thanks for any help.
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>>18205878
Hi anon, you have to wait 6 weeks before doing the test, if you go earlier nothing could be seen on the test.
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herpes basically
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you shouldnt have kissed her. herpes. but you should have fucked her. you had a condom on.

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I'm weaker than the girls at my gym and I think they're mocking me. What should I do?
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Punch them
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>>18205844

keep going, its the only way to get stronger.
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>>18205846
I wish a strong girl from my gym would beat me up and humiliate me

I've even started watching femdom porn

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