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>>18444568
Go to sleep at a decent time next time. Set an alarm and fix your sleeping schedule.

Do you eat healthy and exercise regularly? Apparently bad health results in sleep cycles that take longer, due to the sleep being a lower quality than that of a healthy person.

8 hours of sleep is only the average. Margaret Thatcher was said to only sleep 4 hours. Nicola Tesla and Fidel Castro claimed to only sleep for 2 hours. If you're just sleeping it's what you're body needs. It can also be a sign of depression.
Set and alarm and force yourself to wake up, if not go to a sleep study or see a psychologist

>rope
>a cucumber
>lube
>roofies
>a saw
>a shovel

>>18444524
Phone, keys (car + house), wallet, gums, Kleenex, water.

If I have to stay away all day I have a small bag with wet wipes, deodorant, toothbrush + toothpaste, pads, brush, hair tie, mild pain killers, disinfectant and band-aids.

>>18444524
OP prepping to rob someone

watch porn together....or TALK

>>18444479
just tell her that you find the private parts of little girls attractive and that she should emulate what they've got.

>>18444479
grab her, shave her, then flip her around and teach her a few things.

Even though I think you should take advantage and find it hot, if you explicitly told that you were not ok with it and she did it anyway, yes, it is cheating. It's a break of trust and a disrespect and disregard for your feelings. Being drunk isn't an excuse, alcohol doesn't change character. Being a joke isn't an excuse either.

Mind you, I had a threesome once where one of the girls cheated on her bf to do it because he didn't want to. Your gf probably wants that, but trying to cause one like that is the hugest red flag ever, and if you're not up to it (not judging, totally within your right), she might probably do the same.

That means your GF is a terrible drunk.

I don't know about you, but I feel disgusted by the thought of tossing one who has claimed to have a relation with me on to other people.

Get over it.

Getting paranoid is what will ruin your relationship because chances are you will get into an argument over it, you'll probably get mad at her because you're emotional and that'll raise the probability of your relationship deteriorating

Also
>that 3 could have been a 4

Why don't you buy some tools for home gym? Even a treadmill or something for amateur weightlifting would be good in the beginning. If you have the willpower to devote yourself to that you can find tons of good material on internet too.
As for the moving to a different place. That isn't guaranteed to work, especially if nothing about you change. The environment is important, but it's only a frame, you are the picture. I also suggest not to fucking ever think on depending on your hobbies to sustain yourself. The people who manage to do that are very few, and even with talent you're not guaranteed to succed in that. Too risky. Stick with the "having a job with an accettable pay an enough free time to do the things I like" thing and you'll be fine.
As for the take care of yourself in general, the only things that comes to mind is to constantly challenge yourself. Find things that put you on the edge, find the limits of your body and mind, try to reach and break them. Analyze yourself, your habits, the situations, find the most efficient and effective ways to deal with things.
Hope this answers

Wanna be friends? Problem number 2 solved in another candid caper by the 4chan problem man.

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>>18444351
OK roasty op, what u need in ur life is a drive, an idea u strive toward. If u want to truly change, u have to go thru pain.

I'll leave u with this, man can not remake himself with out suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.

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Dude... Bro... Friend...
Love, as you imagine it, is a lie. It only exists in your imagination and hollywood. Please realize this before you go mad on the search for the eternal fairy tale love we've been promised since birth.

If you believe me, I'm sorry. It's horrible. I was depressed for years when I realized that. But the truth will eventually set you free.

You probably won't believe me though. Best of luck

Why would it be? 30 is the average age to get married. There are lots of single men and women in their 30s. Enjoy it, it will be the best decade of your life. You can have fun in ways you never could in your 20s. Plus your selection of girls only widens, as you will find it easy to date girls several years younger.

I was single most of my 30s. It was a great decade.

>>18444353
Some people are in happy long term relationships. It's not a fairy tale.

>durr hurrr relationships require effort durr

Yes, I fucking know.

>>18444335
You are a coward get a job. Seriously what's stopping you?

>>18444335
get a job you dumb frog.

Find a temp agency, fill out dozens of online McJob applications until you get one; or, suck a tailpipe.

>>18444329
You can teach with just a TEFL certificate in some countries but it'd be volunteer work. If you want to make money you need a bachelor degree.

>>18444329
Not having a degree doesn't mean anything unless you expect to do more than home tutoring kids and helping them with exams. You can probably 7-10€/h, depending if you're teaching high school or elementary school English. It's mostly a "season" job, whenever exams begin. But you'd have to self advertise to people.
You have no hope of getting an actual job.

>>18444362
>>18444373

So there's absolutely 0 chance of me finding work in other countries teaching people to speak english for a living, unless I have a bachelors degree in whatever?

>>18444326
Dude, change your password and log off all devices. It's not rocket science.

>>18444330
As I already said I don't mind at all. My issue lies in the fact that I don't understand why she'd go on my account several times after pulling off that shit on me.

>>18444336
Because she's a manipulative bitch.

how about actually improving yourself you useless neet, not just trying to trick your mind

fucking retard

END LOW SELF ESTEEM NOW

JUST LOSE IT

>>18444172
Holy shit you beta cuck that hurt to read.
Self improvement isn't magically hacking your brain, it is actually doing shit.

Go to the gym, take up an active hobby, take up boxing, join a running club, sign up to meetups talk to new people, that's self improvement.
90% of life is showing up, sitting in front of 4chan crying that telling yourself you're ok and girls will like you doesn't achieve shit, reading articles or watching youtube for self improvement doesn't help.

tl;dr Stop crying, switch off your computer and leave the fucking house.

>>18444078
>I'm white, my dad is black
how does that work?
adoption? step-father? pass-for-white?

>>18444131
I'm not as dark as the africanese

>>18444142
so quadroon type or thereabouts.

just remember, your gramps probably didn't take it too well when his daughter ran off with a nog, put yourself in his boots too.

but still, senpaitachi senpaitachi, senpai. pick your battles wisely.

From my experience you should stay the fuck away. If she doesn't have kids, it is extremely likely she is desperately looking for a means to have kids before she gets too old, usually at the cost of an actual loving relationship. If she is a single mom, that is even worse. Single moms aren't known for making the best decisions, will always prioritize her kids over you, and are usually looking for a meal ticket to provide for her kids, not for love. Look for someone at most your age.

what is her lifestyle, giving birth can ruin an attractive body
how long have you been seeing her
what do you know about her past


how old is she exactly, how old are you
common interests mean jack shit, you arent teenagers anymore

>>18444067
I'm 31, she's 34. She'll be 35 before I'm 32

>common interests mean jack shit
what does matter then for a successful long-term relationship?

you are doing the right thing if you spent enough time there knowing its not for you, unless it means youll be homeless

a job you hate puts a strain on your mind, it may have a negative effect on your health and your health is the most important thing in your life

>>18444073
It will drain my savings but at worst I could be fine for the end of the year. Maybe. But I make only 12.47. It's too much bullshit for so little pay and this is after four and a half years. Even if I go to delivering fucking pizzas I could make more base pay.

I know you don't quit a job until you find another one. I know you just suck it up and look on the side but I am planning something bad on Sunday and I can not help but think I will go through with it because it would at least stop me from living like such a fucking subhuman peasant.

Plus going from my remaining sick time and other parts I should get a fair amount of money even while leaving.

I know this is going to make me want to end it but I'm already at that point.

>>18444011
You're wrong. I'm a lesbian, I can only get off if I picture myself as a man fucking a woman. I love wearing my strap-on as well

t. autoandrophiliac

>>18444018
Lesbians and their fake dicks, when will they learn?

>>18444022
that's not what yo momma said last night

>>18444010
Go to /wsr or /mu

>>18444010
I'm... actually rooting for you OP. That sounds fantastic and I'd love to hear that. I'l ltake up the search myself.

>>18444027
I cant thank you enough for searching. and I am not very good with 4chan but can i give you my personal email?