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>>18442485
>how I can get over the nagging fear that no guy is going to want me after that.

There will always be beta enablers. Don't worry about it.

But you should've thought it through. Any guy that gets attached, emotionally invested, falls for you. If he finds out, he's never un-picture it in his head.
It'd destroy him.

Unless he's a literal cuck in which case, do it more.

So, either tell guys before they get too attached (it acts as damage control - trust me, knowing beforehand is better than finding out afterwards, though some will see it as a red flag), or exclusively seek out cucks.

>>18442485

its too late and theres no way to handle this other then NOT telling everyone. unfortunately others found out because you were there but just ask the boys to keep it a secret and never mention you and just don't mention it ot others.

its the best you can do.

I'm an irrationally jealous dude and two at once is the same or better than two separately

>>18442455
>she told me she got out of a mildly abusive relationship and wasn't interested in another

Classic case of
>this girl has given me a clear verbal indication that she's not interested, how can I interpret her innocuous actions as signs she secretly wants me after all?

>>18442465
How do I tell it's not a classic case of
>women saying one thing, thinking another and doing third

>>18442620
this. women act like the communicate clearly but I've found this is a pretty accurate assessment of how things really work out lmao.

>>18442407
yes my first boyfriend was like this.
if you really want to give him a blowjob just do it. he will probably not say no when you are at it

>>18442407

some people love eating out. im gay but my favorite thing is having a guy sit on my face. i hate having my dick sucked and dont like my body played with. i just love to explore and play with another dudes body, and am more happy having a guy sit on my face while i jerk off than i am getting sucked off.

other gays really like sucking dick. they dont need to be fucked or sucked they just want to suck dick because of the psychological pleasure it gives them.

my friend claims he doesn't always cum in sex, as long as the girl gets off hes great, and hes by no means a low self esteem guy.

>>18442410
Not really. I tried doing this. But he said he enjoys PiV much more than oral. I tried perfecting my technique but he still says no. Am I being memed.

HIT ON THEM! HIT ON THEM, A LOT!

>>18442278
Really? Sounds like that will turn her off right away? Dosn't girls want what they cant have?

I'm with a girl that's masochistic(Yes I have a girlfriend), and she loves it when I hit on her, when we're not, getting it on.

>>18442182
just ask her if she has a penis or not. if you're too cowardly to do that try to make a joke out of it by saying something like it's your biggest fear or something.

Show us how she looks like?

>>18442182
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>>18441576
Why are you like this?

>>18441581
I think it's genetic. My family has a long history of mental illness and suicide.

>>18441581
Also I am just sad and lonely. I feel like there is no point to me existing as I am miserable and have been for so long. My biggest regret so far in life is not committing suicide earlier.

why does it seem like more men want children than women? is it some kind of power fantasy?

If a guy swipes right for a photo of yours on Tinder, does that imply that he thinks you are attractive and enjoys chatting to you even if it is all online?

>>18441136
I don't know if men generally want kids more than women but if so I'd have to guess that its part power fantasy and the fact that women have to go through a 9 month pregnancy and birth and are much more pragmatic about the whole thing.

I miss you.
I hated letting you go but now that we've had some time apart I think we both know this is better for us.

I wish I could talk to you one last time, so we could say a proper goodbye and let you know there's no hard feelings between us and how you deserve to be happy, but I don't want to make you cry again, and I can't hear you cry again.

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>>18439956
The only way I can get through each day is by retreating into my mind and pretending I'm some sort of bad-ass scifi western cowboy.

I don't have any friends except for one digital one, and have long forgotten what normies do to have fun and enjoy life. I desperately need to re-learn somehow but there isn't exactly a "become a normie 101" book out there.

I have no real personality, I've just surrounded myself with enough obscure media that the information I can espouse to other people puts up a facade that fools most everyone instead.

>>18439956
My first gf broke up with me a month ago. I tried to ask her why or if we could talk one more time before we go but she refused. She already found a new guy and she told me that she thought I was crazy and a bad person. She said she didn't love me anymore and that she hated me. And I'm almost inclined to feel the same way because of how angry it made me when she told me those things.

I'm slowly but steadily getting over her. I just don't understand how it came to this. I remember how awfully she treated me at times and thats helping me realize maybe we weren't right for each other. But then I start remembering all the times we laughed and smiled. I remember the first time she came over and how scared and shy she was. I remember the first time we held hands in front of barnes and nobles. I remember all this shit and I just don't know how two people so close can grow to hate each other. It just feels all too unreal to me that just a few months ago she was telling me how happy she was to have me in her life and now she tells me she never wants to see me again. And I'm here regretting that we ever met.

Everyday I feel a little bit better. Its something that most people go through and I had always wanted to experience a little more when I was in the relationship so I felt glad to be set free from it all. But then I start missing her. Its a constant loop of emotions. I'm so tired of thinking about it all and I just want it to stop.

>She fucks off and 5 minutes later she texts me from 1 room away and says she's ready for me to take her home
>All upset because "she actually tried for once" and I shot her down
>bitch always wants alone time when she wants it and expects to get it, when I want it, its the second shoah
>anyway flash forward, she no longer wants to be my girlfriend because as I said "I deserve someone who I can fuck and be romantic with" especially since Im a pretty stellar boyfriend, and doesnt believe she can be that as long as she's obsessed with 3k miles away guy
>Take her home, she's all upset and doesnt want to leave my car and doesn't want me to go, I'm starting to get pretty upset and don't want to show it, tell her I should go, she's clearly on the verge of crying as well
Im at home now, feeling pretty stinking bad. We were together for 4 years. She's already tried to talk to me on facebook, and I just shut FB chat off. I kind of wanted to force her hand here, but I just wasn't prepared for how terrible it'd feel. She was my best friend, too.

What do now

>>18439101
if you have any self respect cut contact with her and move on

>>18439127
This

Go for it dude, there is nothing wrong with two consenting adults fucking. You don't even have to worry about deformed or retarded kids as that is only risky after multiple generations of inbreeding.

>>18434276
>there is nothing wrong with two consenting adults fucking
Society says otherwise desu. My parents will probably be fucking pissed if they ever find out and, although we're both adults, we are also both economically dependent from them. I'm not sure if I can deal with the repercussions of going all out on this.

>>18434258
Just don't tell people and be there for each other. See how she feels about it and don't be a pussy about things

>>18443635
Try out a similar game? CS:GO has pewpew guns and has a similar law vs outlaws thing going on.

>>18443661
The guns in Payday 2 is one of the problems, she says all of them feel like shes using the Klobb, and I know she won't buy CS:GO... shes picky about FPS.

>>18443700
So she doesn't like pewpew guns? Buy a cheap 2 player indiegame. For the both of you or something. Just don't come off as desperate.

>>18443588
Make a YouTube series with edited videos of the stream with just the good bits

You think you'll gain most of your viewers from a streaming website? Naw, most successful streamers bring over viewers from YouTube. Except the tit streamers

Bring in other people. Unless you're going for a speed run of something or playing competitive, you won't need all your concentration. SO, you should concentrate on making it entertaining for the viewers over anything.

Unless you really keep at it, in a year, you may have an actual fanbase.

Good. Fucking. Luck.

>>18443597
We stream for fun and I use both YouTube and Twitch, Twitch for now just because its fairly casual. I have been archiving several pieces of game play but since YT will automatically archive/ upload my stream I may just do that.

>>18443597
I have wide range of games from the old Command & Conquer titles to things like Destiny, BF3/ BF4, Battlegrounds. I occasionally delve into some games that I for some reason still like such as Blacklight: Retribution. Thing is, most people go for games with high traffic but that isn't necessarily what I am about. The challenge would be to engage with people, provide content without - I guess selling out - with giveaways, just going to the most famous game etc.

>>18443582

id lose it if you like her. the idea of losing it to another virgin is silly really. you're both completely inexperienced. most peoples first times are awful and dont actually involve someone cumming just out of sheer awkwardness.

get it over with this girl who knows at least a little bit about whats going on and get all of your experimenting out on her so by the time you do meet another girl you'll know a little about what oyu're doing.

>>18443582
Doesn't matter. You have to lose it eventually, and you're probly not gonna marry this chick anyway

Don't stress about it, unless you're religious losing your virginity shouldn't be too big of a deal.

Alcohol.

>>18443547
Jerk off more you'll get less sensitive
Not just to porn but really deep fetishes and classic stuff that gets you goin but practice edging
Even try beating off to a gender your not into to get a hang of the rhythm

That or drugs

thanks dudes

>>18443456
it's a rabbit. Try to find the hole where it came from. Should be underneath a patch of dead grass.

Toss it bake out and forget about it.

Put it in the brush somewhere presumably if it's not dead.

The mother will look for it - they make sounds.

Hope that it's gone in the morning.