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>>18447162
I get it. I haven't got the snatch in 4 so i've beat you lel. I'm in a similar situation myself. I'm looking for employment. And keeping a eye out for an marryable. What do you want out of life my dude?

>>18447173
Happiness
More friends
Love
Make a living as I creative. I don't need fame or fortune, just enough to make a decent annual income like 40,000+

>>18447203
I have the exact same goals.
You want to get on discord?
https://discord.gg/r7NU25

>>18447103
do you read books? read lots of them, try to identify what makes a method of communication good. how you express an idea is more important than the idea itself usually.

also can you give an example so we can see exactly what's wrong with it? like, explain a short viewpoint, or give an insight.

>>18447103
I feel the same anon.

I stutter, on top of talking fairly quickly. The lack of an ability to communicate effectively with others is one of the main frustrations of my life.

That, and constantly being misconstrued is another issue I have.

I just don't really contribute much anymore because of it. I just let my thoughts fester because I'm too frustrated to get them out.

I think this has actually helped me a little although people get kind of weirded out when I don't feel like talking anymore. I think it's a matter of quality rather than quantity. Think before you speak and speak rarely. I think people may notice your words more when they are few and far between.

It just... sucks. For lack of better words.

reroll charisma

>>18447092
>tonight we're streaming some PLAYERUNKNOWN: Battlegrounds

you and everyone else dude
whats unique about your stream that makes me want to watch it?

sounds like you're dudes, so you're already at a disadvantage

>>18447104
Its something we're familiar with and we have fun doing it. We have other games, yet for now its something that is recognizable and so on.

It isn't for me to say what makes us different, but more so for people to find out for themselves and if they like what we do/are, then thats that.

I had stated in the thread last night that I am putting together other various content, but for streaming purposes we just play PUBG.

Twitch.com/vission98

>>18447111
>It isn't for me to say what makes us different, but more so for people to find out for themselves and if they like what we do/are, then thats that.

wrong answer
nobody is going to sit around and watch what looks like every other generic channel just for the chance that it may be different

you have to stand out in your first impression or nobody will bother

>>18447035
No, you just like fit girls. Why would you think you are gay?

>>18447035
>bored of fucking girls cause there's been way too many in my life and I feel odddly apathetic and indifferent now
yeah well that's what happens when you're a man whore. you played yourself. also no you're not gay you fucking retard.

though the house music kinda makes you seem gay. try some timmy trumpet to get away from it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dquH_KOQc

dude, chicks that do squats? mhm. dat ass mayne.

>>18447035

maybe. a lot of men who become gay later in life said they didnt feel that way when younger, but after yeras of sex with women they wanted to try something new.

kinda like how any one looking at weird porn goes to shemales sooner or later

>>18447001
You might have secondary trauma. I probably have it, and I cry every time I think about the event (a parent's death in a family with a young child). It has also made me very sensitive to other similar deaths.

I don't know why these specific incidents grab us when we've heard of other such things without getting so upset.

I don't know how long it takes to get better or how to recover.

>>18447001
I'll tell you why, mate: cause cunts your age have fucked up our country and continent more than any invading army ever, bar none.

You fucked it up with your liberal policies, pc-goodness and white guilt, and now you're spilling liberal tears faster than the filth can spill white blood.

Fuck you, and fuck those kids.

If you think this is bad, wait til it gets full retard worse.

>>18447001
First off stop being a pussy, get mad at the government for training these animals, sending them to Libya/Syria (plural in the case of London Bridge van cunts, 300+ ISIS veterans here already) and allowing them to come back and do harm.

Make no mistake this was not a "fake event" (although telling yourself as much could trick your brain into feeling better) it was still a false flag, of a new variety.
Isn't it strange that we always here "they were known to security services".

One day every kike in government is going to be hung by their own cock.

>>18446958
Stop being a pussy and get a job.

>>18446958

why are you being a pussy and not getting a job?

is it something you're capable of addressing, or do you need help?

>>18446958
Can someone please tell me to stop being a pussy and get a job

>>18446937

what the fuck? why didn't you get laid? because your pussy morals prevent you? because you don't want to be a homewrecker? so you take the role of the good friend? she's frustrated because you won't fuck her.

how do you know you can't have it? how do you know she doesn't want you? how do you know she's waiting for you to do something? how do you know five years from now when she's married with kids she's not going to say "i wish you would have made a move and my life would be different."

>>18446982
The problem is that she's never explicitly said anything beyond she values my friendship, hell she tried to hook me up once. I get all these mixed signals to the point I think she might not even know what she wants if she even wants anything more than a self image boost at my expense.

What would I even say? "Hey, I know you're pregnant and your weddings not too far away, but is it too late to say I love you?"

Stop messaging her. If she wants to talk to you she will.

Let it go.

>>18446743
>London
>That file name

Muhammad, leave the girl alone

>>18446743

give her a while

>>18446705
shooting yourself, decapitation, hanging if you do it right, but first you gotta tell me why you wanna do it

>>18446705

Shotgun to the head
Noose hanging if done right

Don't kill yourself, join the army. Make it all count.

>>18446675
Talk to her and apologize and explain your allergic, this is a hilarious story in hindsight really.

>>18446747
>ose itching
>>go into her room
>>somethingsamiss.jpg
>>she's on her bed looking at me strangely
>>see she's not wearing pants
>>whole body immediately starts shaking
>>feel mittens rubbing against my leg
>>ignore him, but nose starts itching again
>>"come here anon"
>>i shakily advance toward her bed
>>she's on all fours on her bed with her face towards me
>>her eyes are closed
>>she's expecting a kiss
>>I start to lean in to kiss her
>>about 2 inches from her face i have to sneeze
>>no stopping this fucker
>>head flies forward with the force of a battering ram
>>forehead hits her nose
>>crunch.png
>>blood old faithfuls out of her nose
>>me, her and mittens are all covered
>>i vomit all over her

Yes. Message her and let her know you are allergic to cats. Ask her out on a date where you will be on your best behaviour... Don't take her out for spaghetti. And no movies of bullshit activities. It has to be you and her and conversation. I missed out on QT christian girl because of her crazy religious parents before I realised I could have been the one to corrupt her and betray Jesus.

Don't mess it up anon you fucking tool or you will remain in this dark place on the net.

BTW when I was 16 I vomited on a looker drunk at a party. She was hottest in her school, but school was in stix with tiny population... so she was hot for the stix. Her friend was even hotter semi emo hot, I would have preferred qt emo girl but she never showed interest. Looker had BO and an awful perfume that was sickly sweet like those rhubarb sweets is the best I can describe it, except it wasn't fruity, it was like something her grandma might have bought her and probably super high end OR shit tier perfume. We were making out etc earlier before I got a whiff of her... it's not like I went in her mouth while kissing... Fkn hilarious if I did though. I played it off like she had BO... no one disagreed. Worse for her than me... I don't even feel bad... funny story.

I appreciate the help anons, but I feel like explaining an allergy alone won't fix this. She knows I'm allergic to cats, but that doesn't fix her broken nose

>>18446636
Sounds like she needs a shoulder to cry on. Is your dad around to comfort her? or is she a
>single mom
I'd tell her if you need someone to talk to give me a call. other then that tell her to fuck off. Don't put your life on hold for someone you don't give a shit about and probably doesn't care about you either. Even if your moms pissed she'll get over it and at least you offered to help in some way.

>>18446651

That actually seems like some pretty fair reasoning. I had to know if it was me being a dick or not. My step dad is around to comfort her, as well as all her brothers and sisters. All I'd do there is be stressed and an extra person to carry around. This is the kind of family that will ridicule you if you don't follow up on a family obligation, but I honestly never gave much of a shit. I have nothing to prove to them. I'm on good terms with the ones I love.

what the fuck is wrong with you, you self-obsessed narcissistic cunt?

get a fucking plane ticket, accompany your mom for a few days, then go fucking home to your shit life.
you support your mom, see your uncle before he kicks the bucket and act like a dutiful son, it's not that bloody hard.
you have nothing to prove? try and start by proving you're a fucking human for starters, fuckface.

>>18446522
Not sure what your lifestyle is like, but it seems she was thinking about this for a while. Something you are or not doing caused it.

Could be job security, or income, or just something a miss in that relationship

>>18446584
the breakup situation just already happened 6month ago and she came back by herself

money and job are not the issue anymore ( yet this was the real issue 6 month ago but now im having a stable job and good income ).
I dont even know how to react when i will get in front of her today since she said "You come, take stuff and leave, no speaking"
She even want to give me back things i gifted her in the past
Even if i have 0 chances with her, im just trying to figures out what i did wrong to move on or what are the motivations for the breakup

>Inb4 first breakup
>inb4 she helped me with depression
>inb4 im gonna be in depression cause of her
>I would have wanted to get cuck, at least it would have been more painful but real excuse to breakup

>>18446622
You are owed an explanation, you deserve at least that, to improve yourself for the future and for closure

But, do you want the explanation? The truth may hurt.

Personally I'd say go for it

The post field was too long, but yeah, what I had meant to preface with in the title was that he's deciding who to be with, tonight.

She's unstable and mildly bipolar, but he's felt for her longer. He used to say he saw a future with me, and that he's never felt this way with someone before, but he seemed to shy away from such commitment after she told him that. He confirmed that I'm back in the race for him again, like I had feared.

I think regardless of my efforts, he will, like he's done before, put love before logic. But who am I to dictate what he does with his life? I just want him to be happy.

>2 months ago
>start dating girl
>she's great all around looks good, hates niggers, obedient
>has mental issues
>she decides we should take a break so she can clear her mind
>I accept because there's no point trying to fight that shit, like Pilate I wash my hands
>weeks go by, I meet another girl, we fuck
>a day later previous girl messages me saying she missed me
>says she wants to talk and that she's feeling better
>I ask her to take me back
>she asks me if I've been with anyone while we were separated
>I come clean (I'm genuinely an honest person irl)
>she says she wants nothing to do with me and leaves me saying I basically cheated
>Im all alone now

OH SHIT WHY DID MY GREENTEXT NOT COME OUT. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>>18446185
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole. - Lebowski

You were on a break. Fair play, that does (usually) mean it's open season.

But you knew damn well the girl has mental issues. What the fuck else did you expect to happen?

>>18446186
I dunno man. I didn't think she'd just leave me over it. Shit, I didn't even think she was coming back. I just wanna be happy.

>be entertaining
>be hot (and female)
>be good at gaming
Pick at least one

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>>18446183
I can be entertaining.

I'm not a wymyn

I dont consider myself "good" at video games but Im not bad at all

>>18446194
>I can be entertaining
>can be
Not good enough, people who 'can be' entertaining are a diamond dozen