Archived threads in /tg/ - Traditional Games - 4235. page

File: 1317999471281.png (50KB, 142x172px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 142x172px

>>44693894

>The races with the toughest codex units in the game belong to the Tau and Eldar, both races that favour speed, technology, and stealth

Why is this allowed?

File: Skittle_Emprah_by_40_Kun.gif (1MB, 519x327px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 519x327px

>>44693894

THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!

>>44693969
Because races with advanced technology always superior.

>>44689807
Because it represents long penises penetrating the wanting flesh of others.

>>44689807
Its seen as a noble weapon and historically it represents power in more than just the physical sense, more so than those others you listed.

There's plenty of Lancers in ancient stories. Sir Gawain and Cuchulain come immediately to mind. Hector and Achilles used their spears much more than their swords. Odysseus was an Archer.

So soft...

So pretty...

So... tingly?

Moons damn her, why does she keep doing this! Is she trying to mock me? Tease me? Or does she seriously not see what she's doing to me, how she's making me feel?

Damn it all!

I wish I could just turn this stupid feeling off, put it out like any ordinary fire. Instead it just keeps growing, keeps spreading into every part of my body, even the parts I'm not meant to have. And it keeps. Tingling. Everywhere!

I try to take my eyes away, I really try, but I just can't stop looking. It's so sparkly, as if someone had dipped my hand into a bucket full of fairy dust. Is this really normal? Is it really meant to feel like this? Am I meant to feel...

No, probably not. Nothing about me is normal. Never will be.

Okay now, deep breath. I'm stronger than this, I can fight this, I can keep ignoring it. For her. Just look away!

...No good. It just keeps pulling me in, swirling, twinkling, entrancing. I wonder how it...

>Lick it.
>Touch it.
>Fight it

>Whichever you choose, please roll d100 for Amalia's Willpower.

ayyy lmaoooooooooo

I need you to vote in both of the above, please.

>Mistress' current opinion: 15/100
>Lily's current opinion: 05/100
>Witchy skills:
> Herbalism: Fledgling
> Penmanship: Uninitiated
> Infusion: Unitiatated

> Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendQM
> 4plebs (RIP .moe): http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Witch%20Apprentice%20Quest/order/asc/
> Suptg archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Witch%20apprentice%20quest
> Nadja's Notebook: http://pastebin.com/k9cMVURJ (updated 03-10-2015)

>The 'Additional Pages' section of the notebook is open to you as players to add your notes about anything in the quest that you feel is worth noting. Weird things, notes about characters, anything. My hope is that this will help the notebook to serve not just as a witchy "cookbook" but also as a means for you to communicate to each other and to me what you sense to be important.

>If you want something added to the notebook, just say so here in the thread! Try to make the note as visible to me as possible, and to the extent that you're able try to use Nadja's voice as you perceive it. If you don't feel confident, just write something and I'll edit it before adding it to the notebook!

Please notify me if i missed something

>>44688925
http://imgur.com/4ZLhXCq for base.

7th of March, 2035
Delta Base, BR

Income: 8 MIL/Month (Council only)

Expenses:
Lab: 1 MIL/Month
Workshop: 1 MIL/Month
Barracks: 500k/Month
Fuel: 500k/Month
Intel: 1 MIL/Month
Overall maintenance: 2MIL/Month
Other: 1 MIL/Month
Net: 1 MIL

Overall: 500K
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Status
Power: 22/50

Hangar:
-Raven-1 (Ready to fight)
-Raven-2 (Ready to fight)
-Skyranger (Ready for transportation)

Lab:
Current scientists: 20

Workshop:
Current engineers: 30
-=IMPORTANT= Additional equipment is required to manufacture more advanced projects

Intel:
Current Operatives: 25


Soldiers:
-1 Corporal
-7 Squaddie
-7 Rookie
-1 Undecided

Memorial:
-Nurban Baris [Missions: 1, Kills 0] [Advent
captain]
-Mile Kay [Missions 1, Kills 1] [Suicide from guilt]
-Justine Richard [Missions 1, Kills 0] [Advent Turret]
-Mary August [[Missions 1, Kills 0] [Advent Turret]
-Shen Bao [Missions 1, Kills 0] [Advent Turret]
-Antonio Barbosa [Missions 1, Kills 0] [Advent Turret]
-Vincent Hernandez [Mission 1, Kills 0] [Advent Soldier]
-Sven Hagen [Mission 1, kills 0 ] [Friendly fire]

Storage:
Combat related:
-18 regular pistol
-11 regular Body armour
-6 Modded Body armour
-15 Sniper rifle
-19 assault rifle
-12 hand grenade
-14 LMG
-1 Modded LMG
-13 Assault carbine
-2 Modded Assault Carbine
-10 regular assault rifle
-5 Rocket launcher, 7 Rockets
-5 riot shotgun
-4 Assault shotgun
-1 Modded Assault shotgun
-5 heavy magnum pistol
-Various types of ammunition
-18 Smoke grenade
-17 Scatter grenade

Non-Combat related:
-80 Advent weapon fragment
-30 Alloy Fragment
-14 Advent body armor (badly damaged, can be used as a petty disguise)
-3 Advent turret wreck
-20 Advent Shield shards
-4 Alien Weapon fragment
-7 Advent Mech wreck
-1 damaged Advanced Advent processing unit

[ONGOING]
-Neural Nexus [2 Months]
-Days until Advent project is complete : 23 days

Intel:

-Secondary bases: (Potential base in U.S.S Aegis)
-Established contacts: Egypt [1 FO, 30 ROK]
-Chance of being detected: 10%! [Advent is investigating the organized attacks on its structure as of late.]

Grey Market Contacts:
-Jolt.clnt [Have intrest in Mechanical Wrecks]
-AF.Mrc [Mercs]
-SA.Mrc [Mercs]


Mission Log:
Arms factory raid in Argentina [Success]
Raid on a containment Facility in Austria with Exalt Forces [Success]
Termination of a press in the united states [Success]
Raid on Clone Facility in Yemen [Success]
Extraction of Field operatives and recruits in North Sudan [Success]

Research:

>Alien Materials [Requires 10 Sci,10 Eng 100 Alien/Advent weapon fragment, 100 Alloy, 100 Elirium, 2 Mil, 1 Month] Our understandings of these alien materials were lost twenty years ago, to fully uncover their potential, we need to thoroughly research them, commander.

>Advent weapon fragments II [10 SCI, 10 ENG, 150 Advent weapon fragment, 1 Mil 2 weeks] Commander, we believe we can take a step forward, we can assemble these fragments to create weapons of our own. we will still use conventional ammo but its efficiency is ten folds better than our current arsenal

>Advent grunt autopsy [Requires 5 Sci, 500k, 3 Advent corpses, 1 week] : Commander, This advent regular soldier or grunt is one of our very common enemies in the battlefield. From what we have seen so far, they are carbon copy of each other. Still, it is a wonder of genetic modification.

>Advent armor [Requires 5 Sci, 5 Eng, 800k, 10 damaged armour OR 5 undamaged one, 10 days] The advent armour is quite resilient, commander. Studying its properties might help us in the future to create armours of our own.

>Advent Shield [20 Sci, 20 ENG, 20 Shield Shard 2 MIL, 2 weeks] Commander, While we can't make shields of our own, we can incorporate these shards into our scatter grenades. they will prove to be deadly to both light and heavy armored troops


>Inject Soliders with Z0-1 Serum? (10k+ per soldier)


Research Archives
>Advent weapon fragments
>Advanced Ballistics
>Z0-1 Serum
>Advent Captain Autopsy

File: ADnD complete guide to unlawful carnal knowledge.pdf (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

Here is the Complete Guide to AD&D Unlawful Carnal Knowledge netbook, last updated December 1st, 1993 (or possibly January 12th, 1993.)

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>44688865
Alright, type first.

Rolled 1, 6, 4, 6, 1, 4, 1, 1, 4, 2, 6, 6, 4, 3, 1, 5, 5, 6 = 66 (18d6)

>>44689298
That's 66, a wanton wench. Her name will be Nelly. She works at a tavern.

Let's do it! CYOA books were my bread and butter as a kid.

eat that cursed pb and j

File: 000.jpg (182KB, 803x393px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 803x393px

>>44688832
>>44688803
hell yeah, we've got:
>Diary of a Mad Mummy
>Welcome to the Wicked Wax Museum
>The Twisted Tale of Tiki Island

Better just fap quickly before your parents get home.

>>44687852
But theyre never coming home again so I got all the time in the world

>>44687814
There used to be threads on the topic semi-frequently, but ERP stuff is frowned on by the mods, and smut has been quasi-banished from /tg/.

There exist adult roleplaying sites out there. Quality... varies, largely on account of the quality of the players in question. I don't care to post links, but you might try poking through the archives of the old weekend smut threads; that'll point you in the right direction.

>>44687779
>not making your players save vs death whenever they roll a 1
Amateur

>>44687798
In my game, natural ones mean automatic failure and that's it.

>>44687779
I much prefer the critical hit/fumble decks myself.

File: Cassandra (Before Haircut).jpg (51KB, 585x720px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 585x720px

>>44686892

“So,” Cassandra mentions, in a disarmingly off-hand tone, “I hear you're looking for a certain book.”

Well, you were asked to keep your eyes open, but...

“Sit at a bar long enough, and you start to hear all kinds of things,” she explains, noticing your expression, “Don't worry about it, I'm not going to steal your prize. I might know where to find it, though. A particular temple, out in the slums surrounding Elysium, had a pretty impressive collection of books the last time I checked. Let me see...” Letting her words trail off, Cassandra unzips her jacket and takes a sealed envelope from some hidden pouch within. “It's a little rough,” she apologises as she hands it over, “But this is a map of the slums. I've marked the building in question. Look for a tower with a snake painted on the side, the temple you want is beneath that snake.”

Taking the envelope with your gracious but cautions thanks, you fold it and put it into your pocket. Is there a catch?

“It's dangerous,” Cassandra tells you with a shrug, “There are guards – cultists, I guess – and there is said to be a demon sleeping beneath. Not malevolent, or so I hear, but sometimes it's better to let sleeping dogs lie. The real danger, though, is that any fighting – any disruption at all, really, will bring one of THEM down on you. One of the fallen angels. You get into trouble out there, and one of them will come running. Consider this a warning – and one from personal experience.”

Huh. Good to know, you murmur as you touch your pocket lightly. You hadn't been planning on venturing in right away, but perhaps...

“Anyway,” the taller girl says lightly, “Time to go our separate ways, I think.”

>Could you tell me about those angels?
>Any other advice to offer?
>Right. I'll see you soon.
>Other

>>44686897
>Could you tell me about those angels?
Are they....changed...in any way?
>About that knife of yours...
heck, she's got divine Ose back, she'll be fine.
>Petra's in a bad way, but she'll be back in no time!

...hell
>do you want to borrow this armor?


so I may have asked something on ask.fm, forgetting that you were just about to run.

>>44686897
>Could you tell me about those angels?
"Weren't not lucky enough that they still have their wounds are we?"

>>44686530
>Deal

>I'm bringing all the backup I can get.

How long until the androids are configured to not be homicidal to us?

Will there be events happening on Earth while we're away?

>>44686657
Androids are still gonna take awhile

And there might be things, there might not

>>44686682
Well if there's big tech involved shouldn't we bring an expert? And a back-up expert in case the first one gets K'O'd?

>>44686178
You tell them you're shit at it and they clearly don't like you GMing. Then you step down. Being a player is easier and more fun most of the time, anyhow.

Sounds like you and player have a mismatched expectations. You need to talk with them and figure out what is the disconnect. If it can't be resolved you may have to just find new players.

>>44686178
I've roughly DMed 50ish or so sessions and my players are able to complain
But the thing is, they can still enjoy it and be able to complain
Nobody's perfect

File: fold.png (17KB, 325x859px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 325x859px

Reposting, I wrote a few lengthy posts about my thoughts on the deck and the key card Fold Into Aether here:
>>44685329
>>44685564
Considering making a UR decklist with two Gut Shots in it for surprisingly usable removal and turn 4 instant emmy into untap on turn 5.

File: Gaddock Teeg.full.jpg (169KB, 480x680px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 480x680px

>>44685968
So, tier 2 edition?

>>44686023
>>44685564
>Of course, Twin has a large advantage over both in that it outside of these interactions it is an on the spot win.

No, Twin has an advantage because it has a wincon that doesn't revolve around putting a flying fatty on the board and praying for no removal.

Your wincon is literally cheat out Emrakul and just hope you win from there. You have literally no other plan if that doesn't work. That isn't a combo, thats just Timmy. At least Goryo can win the turn Emmy goes down

File: a magical place.png (10KB, 543x119px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 543x119px

>get on server
>log into a ghost
>station time: 17:18
>entire station is pitch black
jesus christ how terrifying

File: cargo orders band crate.jpg (127KB, 803x492px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 803x492px

>>44686561
>light fixtures showing up in complete darkness

>>44686561
>Helmet and PDA light combined illuminates fuck all

You freak out your screamy Bith bunkmate by shouting about killing the chancellor and working out

You need to figure out the gimmick with this place so you leave for the courtyard

you freaked out cellmate shouts

"Watch your head!" as you leave, you question him, but he's a bithering mess so you go on without him

You arrive in the courtyard,

>what do with 1d100

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>44685351
find kyren

>>44685376
You look down at your legs

found him!

thought you'd lost him for a second, phew

>what do now?

>>44683970
Wish and Wish.

Doublewish.

>>44684038
>Wish and Wish
Wish and Miracle, bro
although it does depend on how XP costs are handled

>>44684038
Wish combined with Wish makes Evil Genie Wish, not double wish.