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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
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We have multiple, multilayered countermeasures in place for things like that, from the scientific (quantum locking sustained by perpetual energy, solidified gravity wielded as an alloy by the built-in furnaces etc) to the magical (magicka reactor used to duplicate a certain Thalmor mage's hat trick, magitech portal system), spiritual (biotech used to store space-time seals at structural points, artificial AT-Field generators) and conceptual (EX phantasm used to forge "worldmail": lots of bounded fields interlocking to spread out incoming damage, Correspondence sigils ordering reality to not let the ship's structural integrity collapse, built-in expanses of Imaginary Numbers moulded with the Sixth Imaginary Factor to catch debris in a limitless space trap) which double to make the ship very, very buff. Trust us, we spent a LOT of time using the Path to Victory for looking into emergency measures. Up to and including getting drunk and going for a joyride, for example-and that's why the captain's seat now has a tsundere Vocaloid-like AI programmed to yell at us for drinking and driving.
...
...admittedly it would be pretty bad if it happened. Probably something rather like Biomega's Megastructure, actually-a giant worm of metaspatial distortion and crystalised thought spilling out to encompass nearby planets and stars for energy-likely spanning intergalactic distances given just how immense an attack would be needed to breach the defences in the first place.
That's the problem with giving energy weapon absorbtion tech adaptive capabilities and effectively mass and energy generation to implement them; when the ship has the mother of all allergic reactions everything for lightyears get borked.
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So question, is it possible to become something of an aspect from marvel? Or even at the very least a being capable of consuming whatever Galactus consumes.
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Interesting. I would love to see your face if it actually happened, just the sheer surprise, shock and awe that something broke your pets countermeasures.
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I'm about to begin a new run and the theme this time is going to be evil/edgy. Where do you think I should start?
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What do you guys think of Sikh Imperial Guard army? 2016-04-24 10:12:41 Post No.46876422
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What do you guys think of Sikh Imperial Guard army?
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I'm planning on converting my Death Korp of Krieg army to a different ww1 inspired nation army
and I came across some Sikh heads from Perry for cheap
https://www.perry-miniatures.com/product_info.php?products_id=2881
I want to make a ww1 sikh regiment themed IG army, how do you guys think it'll look? (just imagine those heads on DKOK bodies)
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heads alone won't do, you would also need many pairs of squatting bare bottomed legs
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Just so you know, The BIA forces were generally recruited from populations that were considered martial. A lot of the Punjabi regiments were not sikhs per se but rather punjabis. Same with the Jats, Rajputs and the gurkhas.
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DKUK minis are based on Germans, so it kinda falls flat giving them British Empire heads.
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Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Quest! 2016-04-24 04:13:18 Post No.46871309
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Hello one and all, and welcome to Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc Quest. A quest inspired by the incredibly weeaboo series Dangan Ronpa. You like killing games like Battle Royale? You like Murder Mysteries? You just might enjoy this quest! (I make no guarantees though.) This Quest is set at the prestigious Yggdrasil Academy International, where a mysterious set of circumstances unfold.
Before we begin, you have to decide on who you are, and before you can decide that, I'll have to explain about Yggdrasil Academy International. Yggdrasil Academy is a prestigious boarding school catering to a specific set of secondary school students gathered from four countries: The United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, and the United States. There are two main entry requirements for this academy. One, students must already be attending secondary school, and be at least 16 years of age. Two, students must be the absolute best at a specific talent out of the combined student body of the four countries listed above. There is no way to apply to Yggdrasil Academy. The only way in is for the school itself to scout you. Because all students attending the academy have something they specifically are the absolute best at, they are referred to by a specific title.
Omegas.
As they're the complete end-point when it comes to students in pursuit of that talent, it's only fitting to call these end-points of talent Omegas. After all, there's no surpassing an Omega.
Anyway let's get down to business. You're one of these Omegas, and you've been scouted by Yggdrasil Academy International for your specific talent. We'll have to find out what talent that is, along with some other stuff. But first off, are you a guy or a girl?
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Guy
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I am a manly man my man
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I am a manly man my man
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>The players try to attack your villain when he finally speaks to them
>Having a safeguard in place to prevent them from just rushing and attacking him are met with angry complaints of railroading and GM fudging
>They are set on just attacking him and bypassing whatever defense you said he has
>They kill him without any role playing or banter
>They complain about the session after everything is said and done
FUCKING WHY
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Your monologue was shit and your PCs are bros for not negotiating with terrorists.
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Just make your BBEG a wizard that has some magic barrier he keeps up until he's done with his stupid monologue.
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I can't blame them too bad. They were sent to kill him and they did jjst that. If you need to reveal more to the bad guy, you should try to keep it as third party as possible, through notes and such. Also, just because they are fighting, doesn't mean he can't say something on his turn before rolls are made.
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MtG is unbalanced.
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yes and?
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>7 CMC for a 8/8
>Has an ability that can let you potentially attack with (token swarm number) of copies of the biggest Timmy card in your deck.
Literally why.
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>7 CMC for a creature that can potentially be deadly!
>provided you flip a bomb-ass creature
>and you have a ton of tokens
>and it doesn't get killed before combat
Yeah I'm not sure where you're seeing the problem because this thing is highly conditional.
If the ability doesn't go off or if you don't have other creatures it's just a vanilla 8/8 on turn 7, which can be chumped or removed pretty easily.
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>Where can I find the rules?
http://www.forum.specialist-arms.com/index.php?topic=5203.0
>What the FUCK? What rules books do I actually need?
http://pastebin.com/6AGsum1s (embed)
(Short version: 2007 edition of the rulebook, 2010 Update, and Armada)
Revised is a set of fan-rules, written almost entirely by a Dark Eldar player. It shows.
>Where can I find physical miniatures to use/proxy with?
http://pastebin.com/jC96JeMV (embed) (But we always need more - Feel free to chip in with others you've found in-thread)
Also looking for more non-GW minis suitable for running boarding party games.
>Paper ship Proxies:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/h6zp53
http://imgur.com/a/MhFcj
>Boarding action rules
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Warhammer_40000/Zone_Mortalis_Expansion.pdf
See the physical models link for some appropriate options for Navy troops
>Tactics and strategy resources for tabletop
Marine Tactica underway.
AdMech tactica: http://pastebin.com/YSrAf9f7 (embed)
>BFG:Armada beta is now live
>Battleflee/tg/othic Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bfgtg
>Anon is hosting a campaign, you can find the forums and info here:
http://tg-gothiccampaign.freeforums.net/board/1/general-discussion
Application deadline is the 25th
Last few days to join.
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Lads, reposting from old thread
if I quit to menu after completing a mission in a turn, like when the game crashes? The forced "lol hardcore no saves good old days" mentality fucking shits me, pretty sure I didn't select Iron man
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>seven hundred point battles against chaos
>every one of his line ships has nurgle favour and macros
>mfw he just sweeps in amongst my ships and all I can do is die
I certainly know how I'm building my next chaos fleet.
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/exg/ - Exalted General 2016-04-23 13:15:42 Post No.46854007
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>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition
>Final 3E Core Release
https://mega.nz/#!ctgxyJaC!ygkrLnFsrnBJzIUZY-dJsMfyFrhFQgDsQuuo52fcW0I
http://www.mediafire.com/download/q51qw8skdw1rg15/Exalted_3e_Core.pdf
>3E Backer Core (Old)
https://mega.nz/#!E1dRBBIa!ZbQG4IasYCJRli2bhgE2MOdWeFAeV3N1rqL9kAIGbNE
>Often updated/refined Character Sheet with Formulas and Autofill (autofilled with love)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for 2.5 Edition:
>All books with embedded errata notes, as well as some extras: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/253ulzik1j9s5/Exalted
>Chargen software: http://anathema.github.io/
>Anathema homebrew charm files: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pka3nz3vqbqda/Anathema_Files
>MA form weapon guide: http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedMA.html
>http://www.mediafire.com/view/ua7tanepy2jfkdp/Exalted_2nd_Ed_-_Return_of_the_Scarlet_Empress.pdf
Resources for 1e:
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9vp0e9id3by6m/Exalted_1e
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>implying people play Exalted
Please, you're on the wrong website for that.
We're here just for the arguing and made up stories.
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>>46854141
Sorry, seen enough horror stories about players and GMs on /tg/ to know I'm blessed with the group I have. I only play with friends.
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First for the Best Shadowrun Advert Ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GPGQoR6f6w
You have 4 minutes to watch this.
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Live, damn you! Oh, what a fool was I, to think that people would recognize the pasta of years past, and weep with joy to see it in the catalog.
Or that they knew how to use the search feature to find /srg/.
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What's the most incognito weapon you regularly use?
>inb4 monofilamint sapphire forearm gauntlets
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>When mankind meets other races in the galaxy, they find that they are literally the only race capable of finding humor easily.
>Other races have it, it's just harder for them.
>In other words, humans have the advantage of laughter.
How can this advantage and disadvantage us?
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we survive despite our startlingly high levels of retardation
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>Advantage
We seek friendlier than other races.
>Disadvantage
Aliens constantly questioning our race's intelligence.
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>Having a sense of humor is retardation.
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/swg/ general: Hokey Religions and Ancient Weapons edition 2016-04-22 22:26:50 Post No.46841863
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Post about X-Wing, Armada, FFG's Star Wars RPGs, d6, d20 (Saga), movies, shows, books, comics, vidya, lego, lore and everything else Star Wars related
Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing and Star Wars: Armada Miniatures Games
>http://pastebin.com/Wca6HvBB
Fantasy Flight Games’ Star Wars RPG System (EotE/AoR/FaD)
>http://pastebin.com/wCRBdus6
>https://mega.nz/#!DkNTDTyZ!PUupCOep4RmRcsgI3rNhU_Pk_xcyFbYWnhrq8gwrVv0
Other Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Tabletop (Imperial Assault and the Star Wars LCG)
>http://pastebin.com/ZkpXpbJ1
Fantasy Flight Games Dice App (Works with X-Wing, Armada, the Star Wars RPG system and Imperial Assault)
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/64xy3uy6vepll8v/com.fantasyflightgames.swdice.ver.1.1.4.build.9.apk
Older Star Wars Tabletop (d6, d20/Saga, etc.)
>http://pastebin.com/wXP0LdyJ
Reference Materials & Misc. Resources
>http://pastebin.com/AGFFkSin
All Canon Novels and Comics (via /co/)
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
Just What IS Canon Anyways?
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon#2014_reboot
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_canon_media
The Clone Wars Viewing Guide
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1442/36/1442364889994.png
Writefaggotry
>http://pastebin.com/cJY5FK9T
Shipfag's hangar
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByhAdnTlOKOeQnA4SFByUC1aQWM&usp=sharing
Reminder: no such thing as "the light side of the force"
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First for Kreia, the sithress of my heart.
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ARMADA IS NOT DEAD
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Droids are overrated.
Agree, or disagree?
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For all your questions on Dark Heresy (1st and 2nd Editions), Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Black Crusade, and Only War. Not the wargame. Not Chapter Master. Or Space Hulk. ROLEPLAYING.
Book Repositories (If you're planning o downloading any Rogue Trader materials, read the .txt file I put in the RT directory.)
https://mega.nz/#F!Pl0UgbJa!vDtTXMKnvZ26fUbuw4X9tg
Shield of Humanity PDF
https://mega.nz/#!xlRWBaiI!MmOEkMse0wHVsyLDGbZJVGUXgVEuB9lWSyVl6ZhvgGM
40K RPG tools, a site that contains stats or references for almost all weapons, armour and NPCs/adverseries. Not updated past DH2 core.
http://www.40krpgtools.com/
40k RPG Combined Armory (v5.43.150418), containing every piece of gear in all five lines. Not updated with any DH2 content.
http://www.mediafire.com/folder/i3akv9qx9q05z
Fear and Loathing (Ver 1.5.2) and The Fringe is Yours (Ver 1.6.0), /tg/ made Rogue Trader homebrew supplements for playable xenos, Knights, Horus Heresy gear, and other things
http://www.mediafire.com/view/kpl4pvkdiidvg6n/Fear_and_Loathing.pdf
http://www.mediafire.com/download/2zfoc5jo7s7vrb5/The_Fringe_is_Yours.pdf
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Anybody ever wonder how the line might have fared if Black Library's RPG division hadn't folded?
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>Come up with great plan to flank around the Tau forces held up in this big fortress and hit them from the side while our meatbag throwaway troops charge them from the front as a diversion
>Commander and the Ministorum Priest give big speeches to the troops to rile them up
>Everyone just charges with the diversion, ignoring the perfect plan we had spent 20 minutes on and the DM's great scenario we'd face
Tell me, /40krpg/, why are my squad mates fucking idiots?
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Typical guardsmen, probably thought the frontal charge was the main attack.
During the Middle Ages, how common was literacy among peasants? How did they handle signs and business names if people couldn't read?
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>>46873559
Well, for one, you could look at something and generally tell what it was
secondly, signs typically had an emblem or picture of some kind
and third, people didn't travel all the fucking time and they knew what their shithole village had in it.
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I vaguely remember that signs were made into recognizable symbols, especially for pubs.
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People that lived in towns had greater literacy than peasants in the field. Shops tended to have a picture on their sign as well as words. So "Inn" along with a picture of a mug and a bed, for example.
Peasants in the field rarely navigated anything more than the local village, where they likely knew everyone by name. You didn't need a sign saying "Bill's Blacksmith" to know that that was the place to get new horseshoes because you're friends with Bill.
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"hopefully soon" edition
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck (embed)
>/tg/ Character Sheet
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
Previously on Memes General: >>46858412
What sorts of splats do you want to see, if any?
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More class options in general, so a series of Complete ________ splats would rule
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Ranger with half-progression sneak attack dice and cunning action
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Can a thief use cunning action to throw salt on an opponents wounds/eyes?
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>Archive links:
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest/type/op/order/asc/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hyperdimension%20Dwarf%20Fortress%20Quest
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BlorpQuest
You are Urist Twelfthbay, and you are the moe personification of Dwarf Fortress. It's a strange mix, one that makes you both a short, stout creature fond of drink and industry AND a tiny beardless anime girl with braids, but it's a mix that you've grown accustomed to thanks to the wonders of alcohol.
Right now, you're in Neptune's room in the Planeptune Basilicom. You're sitting on the bed, legs swinging back and forth as you watch a buncha people playing some goddamned vidya. Again.
You're still not entirely sure how or why this shit is happening a /second/ time.
Up until a few minutes ago, you were almost certain that Neptune's friends were on the verge of murdering you for somehow accidentally ass- or boob-slapping them, which happened when you dodged their /first/ attempt at murdering you for possibly being an Arfoire spy. (You really can't fucking win.)
Except, somehow, Neptune completely defused the situation.
"How did you break in!?" IF- the girl in the blue trenchcoat- had been yelling, angrily wiping away tears of pain as she clambered to her feet. "I will /break/ you if you even think of lying-"
"Hi Iffy!" Neptune had chirruped, waving like she didn't have a care in the world.
"And you! You've got to be some sort of Arfoire clone, the /real/ Neptune is somewhere else-"
"It's okay, we took care of that! Urist here broke me out of my coma by smuggling me out inside her head!"
"She WHAT-"
"Oh! Look, look, I have a little sister now! Say hi to the nice girl, Nep Jr.! Awwww, lookit that, she's shy."
"You have a WHAT-"
"Haha, the look on your face, Iffy! Gosh, I should take a picture-"
"Don't you DARE-"
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"Oh! Right! I can totally prove I'm not a clone! Ta-daaa! Video games!"
"Wait, what even-"
"C'mon, Iffy, I'll beat you in that one racing game! That'll prove it beyond a doubt! Beyond the beyond, even!"
"What does that have to-"
"Oh? Oooh? Is that hesitation? Are you deflecting? Worried I'll Nep all over you? C'mon! Tag team rumble! Me an' Nepgear'll take you and Compa on!"
"But-"
"C'moooon, Iffy!"
"... oh, god, fine."
Looking at the world-weary expression on IF's face, you suddenly, and very deeply, feel so damn sorry for the poor girl and her entire existence, if all this Neppy shit is the sort of thing she has to deal with on a daily basis.
So that's what's happened. Neptune, Nepgear, IF, and Compa are sitting at the foot of the bed, playing video games and actually getting pretty into... whatever their little racing game is all about, you don't even know.
You scratch your cheek, kicking your legs in blessed, blessed boredom- you can't even REMEMBER the last time you had No Job. Seems like there's a little time left before they wrap up this round- or, y'know, before IF recovers her Nepped-up wits and remembers that there are much, much more important things to worry about than gaming.
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>CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] [IF & COMPA] Try and catch a chance to apologize to them directly. Or at least try to pin everything on Gamindustri being Gamindustri. They really should understand.
[ ] [NEPGEAR] See how your surrogate little sister is doing. What's it like, coming "home" to Planeptune and the church-like palace she was literally born to inhabit?
[ ] [NEPTUNE] Mentally steel yourself and talk up Neptune, because you're honestly curious: what's her plan now? Is she coming back to Hyperdimension when you leave Planeptune?
[ ] [EXAMINE KEY FRAGMENT] Okay, you keep thinking these damned plot-important rocks are just.... rocks, rather than the things keeping Histoire imprisoned. Look it over and see if there's anything important that you're missing.
[ ] [CHECK PHONE] Come to think of it, you actually have service on this damn thing again, now that you're not floating in the horrific nullspace between universes. Check your messages, look at the news, maybe make sure your friends don't think you're. Y'know. Dead.
[ ] [SNEAK OUT] Explore the Planeptune Basilicom on your own. Why not? You'll probably never get a chance to come back to this place, so you might as well get some pictures for Mojang when you get back.
[ ] [WRITE-IN]
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>[ ] [CHECK PHONE] Come to think of it, you actually have service on this damn thing again, now that you're not floating in the horrific nullspace between universes. Check your messages, look at the news, maybe make sure your friends don't think you're. Y'know. Dead.
>[ ] [BOOZE] Offer booze to IF and Compadesu
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Heya let's continue with our nice threads - everyone's welcome to join at any time!
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Check out the pastebin for story, technologies, stats etc.
http://pastebin.com/t7gWa2pa
And an archive of ALL previous threads if you want to skim through some of them - we've come a long way since living in caves in the tundra!
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/boards/pol.tg/subject/Civ/username/Civ%20bulgar/page/1/
After achieving victory in the War of Krushid Liberation, the Pajit Empire - our biggest rival - was dismantled and split into several vassal states of ours. With peace restored we now continue to improve our nation and are ready to face tomorrow as we enter a new, Industrial era.
>Population:25 000 000 (61% white, 4 % chink,3% kafi, 5% hibibi, 9 % pajit, 4% darkskin,13% ramki)
>Colonials: 2 000 000 West 520 000 South
>Economy:7/10
>Food stockpiles:7/10
>Food production: 7/10
>Political Stability: 8/10
>A.Exploration
>B.Food production & Population growth
>C.Improve religion/culture
>D.Settle new lands
>E.Construction
>F.Improve Military
>G.Research science
>H.Improve Navy
>I.Improve economy
>J.Regional development
>K.Diplomacy and war
>L.Government and laws
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The world map - wee've discovered all major continents on our planet, though the interiors of the two southern ones are mostly unknown to us.
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Out west the former pajit colonies are now an independent union - many pajit fled there during the war and many continue to migrate as the new pajit union promises freedom and prosperity for all its countrymen.
With the destruction of the empire it is unknown what will happen in relations to the pacharnati, who had grown close to the pajit.
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Where do our borders rest now?