I'm 27 and I've never kissed a girl

Not even your mother?

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>>34761521
Last time I kissed a girl I was 27.

Turning 34 this year.

I'm a 23 year old woman who never kissed a man. Wanna meet up?

>>34761521

I'm 18 and have a son. It's not hard, anon. Just relax and be you.

I'm 23 and I've never had an orgy with 85 different pairs of saimese twins

I don't understand this? Why would you go this far without having any sort of pleasure with a women? Do you even like women? Get your shit together.

>>34761562
Crappy b8 anon, try harder

Same here, and I'm 29. I haven't even talked to a girl since I was in elementary school.

>>34761562
Where do you live, and how?

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>>34761555
I can't imagine what kind of monstrosity you must be but here's some (You)

>>34761555
LONDON
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NODNOL

Be my gf

>>34761611
Well that's rude. If you were nice it could have worked out.

>>34761575
>just b urself bro
>dude just get a gf
>dude wtf why don't you have chick?
>omg you're still a virgin? lol what a weirdo
get off my board

>>34761562

>I'm 18 and have a son

You mean your wife's son?

>>34761619
How old are you first. And I am in the USA

27 haven't had a secks since 24.
Life is pain bros :^}

>>34761638
/r9k/ is not the place for this you meme

>>34761611
Hey come on man give her a chance...

>>34761575
You're a piece of shit, bud

He's thirty-eight years old, never kissed a girl

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Haven't kissed a girl in 4 years

Still a virgin

>>34761726
I'm >>34761542
Don't let yourself become me.

I've been thinking about paying a girl to hold my hand. I don't know how to go about finding one though.

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>>34761748
>Hey come on man give her a chance...
What board and what site do you think this is?

I didn't have sex till 27 and now at 29 I have more sex than I'd prefer desu.

There's still time for you but you need to start making moves asap. Consequences are for faggots.

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>>34761521
I'll be in the same boat in two months anon. Turns out most lost their kiss virginity in middle school, and these virginities are like hurdles on track&field and if you don't clear the first it's over.

I'll be 27 years old and I just rub people wrong. I'll never get a good job, never get a gf, never get a good car, makes you wonder why I was born & hundreds of thousands of dollars were wasted on my upbringing, respond if you want be to feel better, thanks.

>>34761575
>Why would you go this far without having any sort of pleasure with a women?

I genuinely don't know how.

>>34761706
Not him but im 19 and from Canada.

I want a internet gf

if you are qt

>>34761645
>>34761748

I mean at 27 you should have formed some type of connection with a few women in your life. If you're too scared to talk to women that's something you should have worked on. Unless you don't like women? Sorry but when men really want something they work until they get it.

>>34761796
99% of the time I would be with you, and I would tell "her" to fuck off like the roastie cunt she is. But it seemed really genuine this time.

>>34761825
Well then you should work to change it man if you're not happy. Sulk for awhile if you have too, but work towards what you want in life.

>>34761575
It gets exponentially harder as you get older.

>>34761840
I'm not OP but it's fucking stupid how you faggots go out of your way to make people like OP feel bad. He obviously didn't choose to go 27 years without kissing a girl. Not everyone is born with a nice face, fit body, and decent social skills like you. Speaking of which, why are you even here? To brag about your sexual encounters to virgins?

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>>34761706
not him either but I just want to talk to someone

>>34761619
Does a girl with a penis count? ;)

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>tfw as you get older and don't want kids all the women are single mothers

>>34761851
>it seemed really genuine
that's what every thirsty cunt thinks though

>>34761935
Ok I'll talk I don't have Kik right now so I can message in a few hours.

>>34761830
19 is young ;_;

>>34761959
Why would it hurt to give her a chance?

If I were you, I would contact her and see where it goes. But if she ends up ghosting you, make sure to save everything so you can show other robots what a cruel fucking world we live in.

>>34761923
>>34761953

This is what op needs to hear. You can sit around circlejerking in sadness or you can do something about it. Op do you want to make this same thread 3 years from now? A lot of things may have happened in your life that were out of your control, but you're a man now. At some point you have to accept responsibility.

>>34761706
South? North? East? West?

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>>34762038
>Why would it hurt to give her a chance?
Same kind of thinking that every thirsty contactfagger on this board probably has. Hook up shit is a cancer on this board, more and more it's becoming /soc/ for snowflakes. It is morally wrong to engage in it.

Me neither, I don't even know what it feels like to be that close and comfortable with someon. Just having a girl whos willing to talk to me would mean the world to me and I would ask for nothing more.

>>34761521
no one cares loser

>>34762066
California here I come!

>>34761901
I've been working on it, trying to talk to girls and stuff. But I'm making no progress at all.

I don't know what it is. I just can't relate emotionally to girls. I'm seriously starting to think I have autism or something.

The only thing I've ever kissed is my daki.

I'm 30 and no woman has ever called me or texted me. At work women never greet me unless I greet them first. My self esteem has never existed.

>>34762298
Why don't you try joining a group or club with something you're interested in? Find a meetup of some people who are interested in things like you.

>>34762427
I've actually had the women at my work ignore me when I try greet them.

>>34762013
did you mean you want to talk on kik?

>>34761521
I have never had sex
I have never kissed a girl
I haven't been on a date in eleven years

>>34761521

>join online dating (tinder, okcupid)
>don't spend more than 5 minutes coming up with a message
>ask normal question about something she has on her profile
>if she responds back, she already finds you acceptable, so continue not saying weird shit
>get phone number, offer to meet up for drinks
>only offer to meet up for drinks via text and not via app
>meet up at a bar, preferably around 8:30-9pm. you're probably ugly so the dim lighting will help
>proceed to get drunk. throw in a tequila shot every couple of beers
>i don't really have any advice for what to say during this, just remember to not say weird shit
>after you're nice and drunk, pay your bill and go outside
>just stand outside the bar for a second, she'll naturally come up to you
>you can just look at her for a second for dramatic effect, but then just lean in and kiss her
>if you've never kissed before, my main tip is don't use your tongue. keep your mouth closed, pucker up slightly and then just press your lips against hers
>do this for a couple seconds, pause another second or two, "do you want to go back to my place?"
>she might say no but at least not kissless virgin anymore

this is basically the routine i follow to a t. the vast majority of times i end up fucking them. i cannot get a relationship to save my life though. fwiw i live in nyc

27 and a fat girl forced a kiss on me when I was 18, it was disgusting
That was the first and last time I ever embraced anyone
I get no benefit from it just now I can't say I'm a "khv" I can only say I'm a virgin.

>>34761812
>these virginities are like hurdles on track&field and if you don't clear the first it's over
This is a good metaphor
I remember in highschool I had girls throwing themselves at me and I figured it would be like that forever so I would brush them off to play video games with my loser friends. Then senior year it trickled down to nothing and I've been pretty much invisible to females ever since while all of my peers went on to start families and have healthy relationships.

Can't help but feel like this is some sort of divine punishment for not having sex when I was told to. Now God is laughing and forcing me down the path of a permavirgin.

>>34761521
When I was 8 or 9 me and a girl smooched in a bathroom for a while, am i a normie?

>>34762517
I have depression, I'm not really interested in anything.

im 29 about to turn 30 and have only gotten a peck on the lips

can a femanon in new england pls kiss me

>>34763360
>so I would brush them off to play video games with my loser friends.

Were you happy then?
What about your friends, your relationships may have changed since then but if they were your friends it's unfair to call them losers.
You may think it was a waste of time, but that's only in hindsight.

>>34764064
Okay then don't you think you should work on that????