>masturbating >dad starts trying to yell a conversation

Additionally- this was a half hour ago, so where the fuck is my sandwich?

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>tfw my dad will never ask me what kind of sandwich I want

>>34761140
W-why not anon? Does he just decide what kind of sammie to give to you?

SORRY DAD I WAS STROKkING MY COCK CAUSE YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS

>>34761140
>never had a dad to ask what kind of sandwich I wanted

>tfw dad left when I was 3
>never taught me how to talk to girls
>i grow up and become attractive
>absolutely useless if i don't initiate conversation
>"just go to a prostitute"

tfw no dad
oh well

>dad killed himself when I was 1 year old
>he probably thought I was another man's son making his depression worse
>tfw you killed your own dad

>>34762703
are you sure he's your dad, I mean he wasn't.

>>34762736
Yes, but he thought mom cheated on him because he was an insecure depressive cunt.

>got fired from my job for breaking the safe
>really stressed and angry but trying to relax
>play some videogames to forget my trouble
>father sees and he shouts at me angrily
>have to tell him i'm fired from my fuckin job
>he gets angrier and starts to make threats
>mood is completely ruined, i am FURIOUS
>go out and yell louder than he can at him
>threaten to put him in the hospital tonight
>i'm done being the bigger man every time
>for once, i will shout and threaten him back!
>he acts hurt like he's the victim here not me
>i demand repeatedly an apology from him
>refuses to apologize for his making threats
>barely restrain myself from murdering him
>tfw so fucking nice i apologized days later

i should have just killed him, he deserves it

if you're reading this you old faggot i'm coming for you

>>34762800
She obviously did cheat on him, your mom is just feeding you jewish lies

>>34762874
Well, I can't really say if that's true since I never met him or whatever. I do look like him, though, but yeah, who cares about that? I just thought it interesting that he might've killed himself because of me, partly.

>>34762102
>never had a sandwich ask what kind of dad I wanted

>my dad was never in my life
>only met me a handful of times
>tries to tell me happy birthday """son"""
GTFO
My mother wants him in my life. Yeah right.