>Happy Valentines Day, anon! Do you like my makeup? I did

Bump. Don't leave her hanging.

>>34870803
you have something hanging out of your nose, need a tissue?

Stop please

The feels

There is a time and place for everything...but not now.

>>34870846

Silly anon! That's just my nose piercing. Don't you think it makes me look cool?

get rid of the nose ring and let's go babe

are you wearing a fucking oreo in your ear?

>>34870851

What do you mean? It's Valentines Day! The day to celebrate love. And, anon... I... I...

>>34870888

Okay! If you don't like it I can take it off. Anything for you!

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Wow, you dressed up in a plain gray shirt that's really... something.

We can go to the mall and drive indoor go-karts then to Dave & Buster's next door for beers and chicken wings with arcade games for dessert before coming home and watching Redline (7 years hand drawn animation) while she succ me.

Show me how gentle you can be baby tease that cock get it nice and hard before I fuck you sideways and nut all over that carefully made face uhhhhgggg my hips are moving on their own!

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>gauges

Honey, we need to talk...

>>34870987

>Wow, you dressed up in a plain gray shirt that's really... something.


Yeah. I guess I was so focused on my makeup I forgot to put on something pretty.


>We can go to the mall and drive indoor go-karts


That sounds like so much fun, anon!


>then to Dave & Buster's next door for beers and chicken wings


Oh. Well I'm not really a drinker but I guess I could try it for you.

>with arcade games for dessert


Fun!


>before coming home and watching Redline (7 years hand drawn animation) while she succ me. Show me how gentle you can be baby tease that cock get it nice and hard before I fuck you sideways and nut all over that carefully made face uhhhhgggg my hips are moving on their own!


Woah! Take it slow, anon. I'm a virgin. I don't wanna to rush this. I want it to be special. But I'll make out... i-if you want to.

>>34871127

About what? Don't you think they look good on me?

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>>34871151
>Woah! Take it slow, anon. I'm a virgin. I don't wanna to rush this. I want it to be special. But I'll make out... i-if you want to.

>>34871248

What's so funny, anon. A girls first time is supposed to be special. Wouldn't you agree?

>>34871172

Babe, they don't look good on anyone, not even you. And they appear to be shaped like Oeros, which is bad because they're part owned by the Cadbury company who were bought by Kraft a few years back, and despite giving numerous assurances to the British public that they wouldn't make lay offs, they did only months after the take over.

This is where you leave me for being such a bellend.

>>34871326

Anon, I would never leave you. If you don't like my gauges I'll take them off for you and save up all my money to get surgery to fix them. I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy. Also, what's a bellend?

>>34871289
The girl pictured in the OP is a slut. I would have trouble believing that she's a virgin.

Even if she IS really a virgin she still clearly wants me to fuck her until her pupils turn into hearts.

>>34871373
>Anon, I would never leave you.
>I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy.

You lack agency and self-esteem, these are bad things. I wouldn't feel comfortable having you on a date, never mind in rope binds, knowing you may not be entirely truthful with me.

>>34871508

I have plenty self esteem! I just love you a lot that's all :)

>>34871494

I am NOT a slut, anon! How dare you!

>>34871530

Did you hear what I said about those gauges? I can't date a woman who wouldn't tell me to sod off for that.

Oh, a bellend is the head of a cock.

>>34871549
You have had sex, or you want to have sex.

If you don't want people to recognize you as a slut dress in a more modest way.

Filthy succubus.

>>34870803
Why are you talking like a stereotypical anime girl?

>>34870911
dont you FUCKING DARE. I do not need this right now.

>>34870803
what is this style called?
i want such gf!

>>34870803
I aint touching anything Onision touched

>>34871606

I have never had sex and don't want to with anyone who I'm not in love with which used to be you! Now that I know how you REALLY feel I don't think I like you anymore!


P.S. I'm only wearing a tee shirt and some pants FYI

>>34870803
no i don't want to do anything.

moon over june is dead;_; i don't even know why people hated it.

it was pretty much downhill when those kids came in but the older stuff was good

>>34871668
It's called slut.

>>34871644

What do you mean, "you don't need this right now"? What's wrong? You can talk to me about it.

>>34871711
stupid thread aside, I miss my real girlfriend.

>>34871668

It's called pastel goth! Thanks, anon. Your so sweet.

>>34871670

It's called a face claim, ya big dumb :P

>>34871740
thanks anon, youre so sweet

Sorry, I'm going to be a hero now, maybe later..

>>34871740
you're* :^)
you're welcome anon

>>34871778

No u most original comment ever in the history of anything

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>>34870803
ITT

>grown men pretending to be young girls
>other grown men pretend they are in relationships with aforementioned pretend girls
>both groups of said grown men who have never met each other and never will have fake arguments stemming from said pretend relationships.

>>34871881
dawww dont make me blush, you!

>>34871781

Batman? Is that you?

>>34871883
i will take gf applications if you like to be choked.
thanks

>>34871883

Yeah, well who asked you, Stacy? Or Chad! Or whoever you are!

>>34871891

I mean it, anon! You're the sweetest person in this thread :)

I honestly don't know if I would want to be seen in public with her

>>34872106

Why not, anon. Don't you love me?

>>34872082
you make me blush anon.
you wanna be my gf?

>>34872106
why teh fug not, shes friggin hot, like literally, shes perfect

>>34872240

Of course. Gosh darn motherfrickin' original comment!

>>34872257

You really think so? But what about my hair and my piercings and my nose and my mouth and my weird chin?

>>34871883
Its fun to watch


Original commment m8

>>34870803
I will never hear anything close to this ever. It's bullshit

>>34872299
u gotta post info to be my gf

>>34870803
Fuck off.

original sideways

>>34872683

You deserve it, though. I hope you know that.

>>34872515
yes i do, i wish i had a gf that had this style

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>>34870803
>septum piercing
>gauges
>getting my dick
Yeah fucking right, THOT.

>>34872896

But why? Everyone else seems to think it's slutty.

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happy valentines day losers

>>34871676
It doesn't matter if you're in love you slut you're supposed to wait until you're married.

Sex is a reproductive act that you only perform with a carefully selected life-bonded mate.

>>34870803
Get rid of the over done make up, hair dye and nose ring and you might be presentable.

>>34870803
Ha, there's no way that wasn't original. Well played sir

>>34872683
I have heard stuff like that from girls before I went bald

>>34873008
>anonnette, chad is filming your butt
>OH HI CHAD

>>34872994
cant tell anon, i just really like this kind of make up and style, idk