>ywn see a naked girl IRL how does it feel?

>>34870521
Naked girls, and naked people in general are hilarious looking. I prefer when people wear clothing. A girl in a bra and panties looks better than the same girl completely naked to me.

Feels bad man with a gun

But I have seen 4.
One was a topless girl in a beach in brazil and the other when I was spying a girl changing in an hotel room I could see from my window. Dumb bitch changed with the window open lmao.
The other two were my cousin and the sister of a friend

>>34870552
Maybe on your computer screen. But having a girl undress in front of you, being completely naked together with her. That's a very special experience, spiritual, and something you'll never be part of.

It's one of those basic things in life that almost everyone has gone through, and yet you fucked up so bad that it's out of your reach.

>>34870521
Where is this even from? Some European festival I assume?

>>34870552
same for me
i kinda have a fetish for good dressed women, not revealing but hot looking (dunno how to describe properly)

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>>34870612
Naked bike ride thing.

>>34870552
So you're telling me that you get fucked in the ass by men?

>>34870603
I'm glad you found something that gives you an intense emotional response like that but I just don't feel the same anon.

>>34870521
But I did. I looked through the door keyhole while my female cousin was taking a shower. Best fap I've ever had

>>34870603
>That's a very special experience, spiritual
My sides. Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

>living in college dorm
>go outside to my car
>smoker says hey cmere
>points to a window
>some girl's changing
>stand there looking in
>oh look there's tits
>preddy cool huh man

>so thats why people smoke

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>he isn't a voyeur

>>34870679
What kind of shitty old house do you live in where you still have keyholes?

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>>34870748
Because I'm spending valentine's day on r9k? Wanna know how I know you're a virgin? Because you're also here.

>>34870770
wtf not him but i came here because i saw it on the popular threads and find it funny to see how pathetic most of you are occasionally, he's not a virgin just because he posted here (i also have a gf and am getting laid when she's off work tonight!) :)

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>>34870891
>i just came here to tell you that you're all pathetic unlike me who totally has a gf and im totally going to bang her later! :)

>>34870891
>i have a girl friend, im pretty much Chad but i come here to talk to you losers because im totally Chad

>Walk into unisex toilet
>Poo in loo girl taking a poo in a loo with the door unlocked.
>Got a rosy view of a chasm surrounded by a forest of black trees.

Hhah take that fuck boys.

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>>34871105
>poo-in-loo actually pooing in the loo
I call bullshit

>no girl will ever want to be naked near you

Hurts a bit to be desu.

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Jokes on you guys, I bathed with sister until we were 12

>>34870760
europe (originally)

>>34870770
Oh, the old "only kissless handholess hugless virgins browse this board" meme, haha yeah sure thing.

I've seen around 100 since that's about how many I've slept with in the last 14 years.

>>34871379
storytime pls

oregano

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>>34870891
when will you people learn

>>34870658
so how does one ( a man) act like a normal human being in these situations without being overcome by their primal desires?

How do they do it? This is unfathomable to me...

Am I just a fuck?

>>34871983
Normies have sex all the time, so seeing naked women outside of a sexual context is no big deal to them.

>>34870603
lmao keep projecting your fantazies bruh

>>34870891
I bet your gonna tell us that your Dad works for Nintendo next.

>>34870603
This guy is right. A naked girl isn't that great in a video and even less in a picture. But seeing it in person it's so much different and a really nice experience, especially if she's naked for you.

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>>34872197
Exactly. The fags who scoffed at that description are just putting up walls so they won't get hurt.

Voyeuristic excursions or spotting someone at a nude beach, that's a completely different experience from having her get naked for your sake. That state of utter vulnerability, the show of trust it implies, it's all an exceedingly sensual experience. It's an essential part of being that we're cut off from, and that's an incredibly depressing thought.

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Fuck I just want to see a pair of tiddies or a bare ass in the flesh, why is this so much to ask for?

ree ree roo roo

I saw a naked Loli when I was about 10
To date the only girl I have seen naked

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>>34870521
>tfw have seen girls naked

They were all escorts but still. Girls are so soft and aesthetically pleasing.

>tfw no gf

>>34870521
This whore is a cutie. It's a shame such an attractive girl deserves to be publicly drowned for being such a hedonist.

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>>34872860
She won't though. She'll let Chad and his friends fuck her in every orifice she's got, she'll enjoy it, and she'll be lauded as a strong, independent, womyn.

Such is life.

>>34870603
Went through it and it felt not special at all, actually it felt as the most normal thing in the world.

>>34871898
>grow up with a twin sister
>parents gone frequently, actually neglectful
>little supervision after we were older than 5
>her and I spent all of time together, going to school, playing out elaborate fantasy games in the woods
>we had always bathed together, out of convenience when we were small and parents were too busy to do it separate
>were unsocialized and no one never told us it was weird to do everything with your sister when we're 11+
>see her breast buds (she was 10 when I notice) and her puss, but so used to them I don't react
>start to puberty, we still bathe and I'd get erections and she laughed a few times
>social worker finds out we're doing this when they come looking for my father
>have us sit down with psychologist and tells us to cut that shit out
>our lives change, we have to live with aunt and uncle so they make sure we are normal
>grow up, move out to university, sister goes to another one
>still talk to her everyday

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>>34873267

I welcome the day when the normies are lined up and executed for their crimes against betas.

>>34870751
>tfw first naked woman I saw was actually a result of a MW4M post on Craigslist
>cute young couple wanted someone their age to watch them fuck, watcher was allowed to fap if he wanted
>I was 19, couple claimed he was 22 and she 19
>since I was the only remotely young guy to email them and probably the only one who seemed to beta to try anything they accept me
>girl puts a good strip show on for me
>I'm allowed to get naked too so that's the only girl who ever saw me naked IRL
>thought I was gonna be in a corner the whole time, they actually let me sit right beside them
>felt a little weird jerking it in front of this hung muscular Chad but whatever the girl was hot
>I was supposed to say when I was cumming
>girl is getting doggied
>about to cum, told to kneel in front of her
>I'm aiming at her face but she says "Uh-uh" and pushes me so I'm sitting
>tells me to cum for her
>I jizz all over myself inches from her beautiful face contorted in pleasure from her boyfriend's cock
>I wipe off and they let me go again because Chad isn't close to done
>I couldn't cum again but after she makes fun of how Chad's flaccid cock is the size of my hard one
>kept it up for about 8 months until they moved

Highly recommend! Most responses on Craigslist probably come from old pervs and niggers that want to knock the guy out and rape the girl so if you're a young non treating whitey you have a great chance

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>>34873384
BETA UPRISING WHEN!?

oregon

>>34870521
I've never seen a naked girl IRL who didn't have fat rolls all over her.

>>34872572
You sound like a faggot
no offense

>>34872097
I've fucked two fat chicks

that literally made me hornier than ever before. My point still stands. How do normies control these primal desires.?

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>>34870521
not sure what i would do

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>>34873380
Damn, that ended up being more sad than hot
I still fapped

>>34870521
Don't you just have to go to a music festival and girls take their clothes off for some reason

>>34873452
Don't you just get hard and continue with your day?

>>34870521
I would fucking carry that girl off and abuse her that's what she wants

>>34873850
I refer you to:
>>34872572

>>34873380
I wonder how bad it would be for twins to develop sexually together. I suppose there's the risk of retard babies but other than that is there a problem with it? Do you feel mentally disturbed by the experience?

>>34873935
Well yes, or I just fap it away because I stay at home.

If this was right next to me, public or not I'd definitely get some degenerate ideas. This is probably why I don't leave my apartment.

>>34874635
>Do you feel mentally disturbed by the experience?
There was a lot of awful trauma shit in my childhood, but bathing with my sister I wouldn't consider bad
We still talk about it, she laughs I laugh, jokes about seeing my penis again
Don't get me wrong, im still pretty fucked in the sexual department, and normal romantic relationships don't happen for me or her, but I don't think my sister had anything to do with me being like this now

>>34874571
I've had girlfriends show me then naked and I've just wanted to watch sluts flash at parties so

>>34873455
Holy shit dude you're such a fucking faggot I hate you oh my god it's like you're TRYING to be dumb and retarded

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>>34870521
She probably didn't live past midnight

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>>34875371
just try again buddy and please STEP OFF

This being untrue is literally the ONE benefit of being a pathetic kissless lesbian instead of a pathetic kissless male.

>>34870521

But in my country girls sauna naked with guys.

>>34870603
>That's a very special experience, spiritual
Calm down there. That religious tone made it pretty creepy.

>>34870603
>>34870521
>something you'll never be part of.
>what are prostitutes

>>34870521
Jokes on you, I saw my mom naked.

>>34875514
Can you get us some sexy pix? You can be like an insider, no one will suspect a grill pervert

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>>34870521
>how does it feel?
How the fuck would I know ? I have literally never seen a naked woman in my entire life.
All of you faggots who have seen vaginas need to leave, ok ?

>>34875601
Actually I got my ass kicked once by someone who did immediately recognize me as a pervert, and that was without even trying to take a picture.

>>34873452
same story man, lost count but im probly at 30 something partners. Still makes my junk tingle just thinking of seeing something like that in real life, cant imagine how someone could hold their urges under control.

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>>34875547
I have some dignity. Whores should be whipped, so I wouldn't want to give any amount of money to one of them.

I want something real.

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>>34870521
>yfw there actually exists someone who fucks her everynight

>>34875476
CARA is an ugly used up whore and i hope she gets hit by a truck full of illegal Mexican immigrants you chucklefuck idiot

>>34875648
>Actually I got my ass kicked once by someone who did immediately recognize me as a pervert, and that was without even trying to take a picture.
why would you get beat up for being a pervert?

>>34876191
Because Stacey got butthurt and punched me in the face

>>34875514
>This being untrue is literally the ONE benefit of being a pathetic kissless lesbian instead of a pathetic kissless male.
are you attracted to girls (male)?

>>34876446
Maybe someday when medical technology is better

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>>34876560
>Maybe someday when medical technology is better
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
traps are the master race

Feels real bad man

>tfw had sex multiple times
>tfw was shitface drunk every time
>have been inside a woman, eaten them out, but never taken a good visual on a naked woman in front of me
Feels bad

>>34870552
Glad I'm not the only one
oregiol

>>34870521

I have seen naked women only because (1) i spied on my sister when she was a teen, (2) I went to a few strip clubs, and (3) I became a doctor.

>>34875476
>>34876106
Cara is the luckiest woman alive, if only for having banged Saint Vincent.

>>34876964
>Doctor
>Still a robot
How

>>34870603
> a very special experience

L M A O
M
A
O

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>>34876964
>doctor
>on r9k

I don't believe you.

>>34870603
my first time seeing a chick naked was in the back of my truck and it's not a huge deal

not worth it either considering all of the personality issues that ensue

i complain about being a lonely single fuck but at the end of the day i know its the right choice

>>34871983
>Am I just a fuck?

Yeah, that about sums it up/

>>34877045
Doctors have no free time either in med school, in residency, and in most medical practices.

You can get some statuswhoring cunt as a wife, but who the heck needs that

>>34876964
what kind of doctor are you?
original

>>34870521
does little girls count?

>>34878318
yes of course it counts

>>34870603
Ehhh...not really dude.

>>34871983
If you watch porn, it's really not much different. Boob's just become...boobs.

>>34872572
Believe me lad, you only think it's important because you put so much emphasis on it.

It's really not that special. Or maybe I say this because I've become to detached from the idea of sensualness and the first naked girl I've ever seen was at 25.

I don't live in a nanny state shithole so I can, in fact, see a naked girl IRL whenever I want and also fuck her for the right price, without worrying about cops.

>>34870521
>>34870603

I lost my virginity a few days ago at 22 and it was the first time a girl had been naked for me.

It felt amazing at the time, and just laying there naked with each other was great.

I'm not really sure why other people are disagreeing, I guess bad experiences?

>>34878032

This. Also girls don't care what you do for a living. They're not impressed except by height/face/race.

>>34879327
>They're not impressed except by height/face/race.

you're an idiot

>>34879144
Not necessarily bad, just different reactions I guess.

Being with a girl was kinda good, but I don't get the superlative. I'm very uncomfortable with people to begin with however (so that was better than normal in a way) and I suppose of lot of robots are like that too.

>>34878093

General practitioner. ie. Family doctor.

>>34873415
>Being such a neckbeard that you fill pissbottles and strap them to timers

>>34879408

Maybe. I can't get any girls to reply to me online unless they're fat/old/ugly. I don't see any major change in my attractiveness since I became a doctor.

I'm just older now so I'm out of the dating demographic I'd like to be in as well.

Meanwhile if you're a tall good looking white guy you're still cleaning up on Tinder every day of the week.

>>34879503
Online is completely different. I thought you meant in face to face situations, or in situations online where you're already interacting.

>>34879533

How am I going to get into those situations?

I'm thinking about going back to bars/clubs because i have nothing to lose. But even there when I used to do it a decade ago before I was a doctor, no girl ever asked me "what do you do for a living?" They never seemed to give a shit if I lived or died and I was always just trying to force the conversation.

>>34873387
>this is actually what r9k faggots do in their free time

I had sex with a virgin, hymen and all. Check and mate.

4/10 girls our age are obese, not counting those dumpy overweight ones who are not quite hamplanet levels of fat

you have to consider that most guys with gfs are not dealing with some special little petite qt who smells good, and you might feel better about your place in the universe.

>>34879632
Then you aren't making yourself seem interesting enough, because you probably think that you are uninteresting, whether that's true or not.

I'm assuming you're in your 30's or something, if you have any free time find some sort of group to go to, an art class, a reading group, anything you think might be cool I don't know.

Don't you have any friends who can introduce you to their other friends?

Being just 22 and still at university meeting people, I'm not sure what your situation is like but others manage, I'm sure you can do it.

>>34879950
I'm in my 30s, yeah. There's no socially acceptable way for a guy in his 30s with a profession to be surrounded by 20 year old girls. I can't get invited to a keg party.

In university you're meeting people all the time just by being in the same classes.

It doesn't work like that after you graduate. You're pretty much screwed once you go into the workforce for meeting anyone ever.

There's music meetups I've thought of joining since I play instruments, but I doubt that will go anywhere. Will try in the next month anyway. Desperation.

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>>34873387

You... you realize this you were their simulated cuckold, right? That is just beyond pathetic...

i saw my mother's tits about 3 years ago

C cup at the least with perfect nipple to aereola ratio

Was quite impressed tbqh

>>34880021

I assumed as much, obviously you can't just do that.

Dude you play instruments? Plural? You're playing yourself down for sure.

You're a doctor, who plays more than one musical instrument, you do realise this makes you more interesting than the majority of the population already?

You need to realise that and get yourself out there, jesus christ, I'm an ever so slightly above average computer scientist student with no outside talents and no motivation. Sounds faggy as hell but believe in yourself man.

>>34879850
Fuck man. I had sex with a 16 yo virgin almost 5 years ago.

I asked her to do a striptease in front of me. She was embarrassed at first but I told her she looked great. Hot as hell and awkward at the same time. My favorite moment was when she slowly lowered her panties down to show her 9/10 ass.

Too bad she gained some weight now, but I got to fuck her in her prime.

>>34880119
>You're a doctor, who plays more than one musical instrument, you do realise this makes you more interesting than the majority of the population already?

Interesting has nothing to do with it. The opportunities are simply poor. If there was a logistic where I could be exposed to a dozen 20-30 year old women each week for 1 hour and they were forced to interact with me, I'd probably get somewhere with one of them.

Perhaps that's what a meetup or nightclub might provide.

But otherwise all I have is online dating where no one gives a shit unless you're a handsome/tall (usually white) guy.

I know I'm interesting. And financially stable. And fun. Etc. That's all worthless spamming messages on OKC/POF where they all just ignore you anyway if they're slim because they have 300 more messages that day from 300 other guys to go through.

>>34880241
Have you ever tried talking to a stranger at a bar? Coffee shop? Library? Store?

That and extra curricular groups and friends of friends is how I always hear people got together. Other than that I don't know man, there are so many people outside of university with jobs who find women, I can only imagine this is how they do it, by putting themselves in these situations.

>>34880350

I have done cold approach in bars and clubs and like I said that's what I'm thinking of trying again. Plus meetup groups.

Most people meet everyone they know in their early 20s. People in their 30s are generally married and settled down so there is far less of this type of socializing opportunity occurring.

Anyway, thanks for the ideas.

>>34880403

Man, every doctor I know and I know lots because all three of my sisters have a career in medicine either married a woman they met in med school / during their residency, or have a hot young trophy wife.

Dude, I think you may have fucked up somewhere during your 20's.

>>34880660

Yeah no shit. I had a lot of medical problems in my 20s so I wasn't trying to "hook up" and now that I am I missed the boat.