Roses are red Pickles are green And I've got for you

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Roses are red
Petunias are white
Here comes the needle
Hold on tight!

>>34870848

thats a nice shipman pepe

Oh, how I missed Shipman posting. Thanks for this anon.

>>34870615
Roses are red
Hyacinths are blue
You're old and decrepit
I'm coming for you!

>>34872875

Violet are Blue
Roses and red
I've got a dose of
morphine instead!

>>34870615
Roses are red
Prescriptions are filled
I'm Dr Shipman
You will be killed

>>34870615
Roses are red
My beard's fucken tight
My names Harold Shipman
You won't last the night

>>34870615

Roses are red
Violets are blue
After this 'flu shot'
There's heaven for you

thank you mr. shipman, it's been too long

>>34870615
there's a smaller version of his face including his ears inside his glasses

looks so weird

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>>34873438

This is the one I think you meant

>>34873464
yeah, he looks like robin williams too

Your blood is red,
The queen's blood is blue,
She's getting old,
And I'm feeling bold.

Samefags will samefag
Autistic REEEEEE
Most of these poems
Were written by MEEEE

>ree and such

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>>34870615

Roses are red
And I am the doc
My total kill count
Will give you a shock

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Needles are sharp
Scary like thunder
Sit back and relax
As I send you down under

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young anon walks into my clinic because he's sick in the head
wants help with assisted suicide because he'd like to be dead
explain to him that's illegal and his tears start to shed
he turns his back to leave my land to return to his dread
but before he goes, give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34870615
>shipman haiku challenge

old fuck walks in room
dont want him fucking alive
stick him with syringe

>>34873968

Old lady comes in
Wants real medical treatment
Give morphine instead

>>34873968
sick lady enters
asks me to cure her ailments
end her existance

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>>34874006
KEK

superoreganopowder

>>34874113
>ywn never have shipman take you away from this painful existence

Why am I forced to exist

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>>34873968
>be doctor, 57
>hate the elderly so much
>kill them with morphine

greentext haiku for the win

Child and dog enter
"Not a fucking vet clinic"
Here comes the syringe

>>34874239
too young for the shipman solution

>relative of a patient of shipman asks how long they've got left
>"Well I wouldn't by them any easter eggs."
Top banter

>>34874247
what kind of doctor are you?
Can I have some morphine?
Thx

>>34874458
learn to haiku

>>34874486
>can't haiku
>don't want to
>now I can haiku

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>>34874361

He was such a fucking lad at times