>anon, we're sooo smashed! come over, we'll let

Somebody call Sea World, their manatees escaped

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>>34870990
Please sir may I have some more pictures of the girl on the left

left - 6 drinks
second from left - 6 drinks
second from right - 2 drinks
right - 10 drinks partially blacked out

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>>34871039
Manatees cant escape to dry land dumbass.

Those are obviously seals

i get so hard from fat pigs with huge tits like the mountain on the left. alas, nofap is still going strong. i will not relent

from left to right
yes
no
yes
no

far left and and right would be the only ones worth touching. unless one of the middles has a great ass.

Left one has pretty sweet titties tho.

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>>34870990

i'd fuck THE SHIT OUT the 1st and the last girl.

My cock would explode.

This is 2 much 4 me anons, goodbye...

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>>34870990

UP ON MELANCHOLY THERE'S A PLASTIC TREE

I would the one on the left and be ashamed in the morning. the rest are just awful and I'd kys myself if I fucked them

>>34870990
Left girl is a solid 20/10 would let her sit on my face

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>>34871104

Holy fuck anon, i lol'd so goddamn hard

That left girl is made for breeding

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I'd fuck the first one. no shame

>>34871162
>That left girl is made for eating

ftfy

Post more belly girls

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>>34871202
I'd only want to fuck a chubby girl maybe once. They're not exactly gf material.

>>34871239
Maybe just a little less chub and a girl that looks like that would be perfect gf material imo.

>>34870990
I just want to feel up those cowtits on the left without the other vaginas interfering, is that so much to ask?

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>>34871054
Here you go~~~~~~~~~
This comment was not original

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>>34871399
Here's a bonus picture
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>>34871399
Far right has the weirdest body I've ever seen.

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>>34871399
>>34871410
I thought she'd have a cute face.

D R O P P E D

>>34871399
the fucking state of that monstrosity on the right

>>34871399
that girl on the right reminds of a girl i went to school with

bitch was a fucking ogre and was like twice the size of every other kid in class

>>34870990

tha iz rape

>>34871399
Wow her tits looked bigger in OP's pic

>tiny tits on a fat chick
>she must be fucking gutted

>>34871410
The payoff was so bad i'm sad now.

>>34870990
Number three isn't even fat, she looks cute. You messed up big time, I would bang her.

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>>34870990
>mfw none of them have feminine penis

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>>34870990 (OP)
>tfw the next day you get a knock on the door from the local police

>>34871239
Oh god she looks so soft and warm

>>34870990
I would D E S T R O Y the one on the left with no shame.

>>34870990
the left chick actually looks hot af

>>34870990
would the big bitch 3bh

need to break the curse of my manlet genes

>>34871399
LEFT
HNNNNNNGGGG
why cant i have a mental gf like this?

most of them look pregnant

>>34871440
Eh, could just be a bad angle of her face or something at least that's what I tell myself

>>34870990
can you imagine the smell in there?

>>34870990
I want the chick on the far left to let me suckle her tits while I fall asleep on her thighs.

>>34871590
Kys Betafaggot. Why r9k is so fucking gay

Would gril on the left, although I thought her face would be much cuter. Second from right actually has a decent body but the face isn't doing it for me.

>>34870990
would smash chick on left

>>34870990
OK but I'm only fucking the one with pink hair

>>34870990
Aww yeah gurl, I can't wait to get my hands all up on them rape charges

>>34870990
B I G T I D D I E S
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>one of them actually has a nice slim body
>has the face of a middle aged prostitute
There's always a catch.

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>hey anon, you look awfully excited. is this your first music festival? take off your clothes and come mosh with me!

>>34870990
>>34871399
2nd to last blonde one is the only bangable one

>>34871399
god the piggu on the left is perfect

gimme the one on the left

>>34872326

you are so fucking blind
you think that because she's the skinniest one, there's the least shame

disgusting
Left is only correct answer, second from left would do in a pinch. But I've been getting lucky lately and deciding to raise my standards.

>>34871399
The right one has man boobs.

>>34870990
storytime

>have a group of like 4 guys in high-school, they weren't chads but not exactly robots too
>high-school is over
>few years later one of our group gets idea we should meet again and go to pub to talk about life
>we drink and talk
>time to go home and we are all wasted, I am not that much because I drank only a little
>we walk through some street and see that there is light coming out of balcony
>my friend is horny and immediately comes to the balcony and yells "heeey is anyone there"
>like 2-3 girls come out with bottles and everything saying that they are partying
>they invite us in
>I know something is off
>even when I am tipsy I can see they are fat as fuck, not thicc but fat and they look kinda retarded
>they keep inviting us and kinda flirting
>my friend is ready to go
>other guy gets mad and slams a bottle
>I tell him not to go
>literally drag him away
>next day I tell him about everything
>he is embarrased and says thanks
>later we find out that they are literally mentally challenged from other guy who lives in flat above them

>>34872901
not him but the skinny one is the only fuckable one...literally
the others have so much fat on their lower body that even finding their vaginas would be a fucking miracle
have you ever been with a fat chick? it's fucking terrible, the only position you can is missionary with you on top because otherwise their fucking fat falls too far downward for you to stick it in unless you have a fucking 9 inch donger
i would fuck the tits of the girl on the left, normally fuck the skinny one, and toss out the other two

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>>34871399
>far right
>fridge
>no tits
>all belly
>basically a mans body

the one on the left is perfect desu

>>34870990
No way that skinny girl would wanna be touched by whatever greasy haired monster is banging those tubby chicks

>>34873559
she's 2nd most ugly

>>34871084
this is the only possbiel answer

>>34873559
>>34873590
If not actually the ugliest. Her face is pretty bad.

>>34873559
>>34873590
Also, remember that weight can be fixed for the most part... Faces really can't. Unless you wanna spend money on a fat girl's facial reconstruction. I can see some desperate betas willing to pay for shit like that so they'd be able to fuck horse faced women, specifically since they're about the only women who ever remain virgin.

at this point, I'm too sad drunk to even give a shit. I'd maybe go if they had some weed and molly also, as in this state of mind no kind of sex would be enjoyable

I you wouldn't happily fuck all of those you can't be a robot.
Anyone who can afford to be a chooser not a beggar or who only doesn't have sex because of high standards has no place here.

I'd shag them all. No shame.
I'm not attractive enough to have standards and neither are any of you virgins here.