Is anybody else sexually attracted to marble statues? I once

What happened to penis aesthetics? We went from beautiful tiny Greek penises to Tyrone's massive horsecock.

>"Venus (or Aphrodite) of the beautiful buttocks"
Damn...

>>34871654
I'd love to get into sculpting as a hobby. It was amazing fun when I was allowed to do it at uni

>>34872471

>implying it wasn't some tiny dicked greek sculptor who chose to idealize small dicks when everyone else was laughing at him for his little babby olive dick

nah, think about the guys who carved them, you think they didn't get hard looking at them?

>>34872537
Story time.
What did you do that they no longer let you?

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they can be pretty lewd sometimes

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>>34872620
Pygmalion was the original inventor of the waifu.

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>>34871654
Girl they don't know your worth

>>34872739
>censor the pussies
>show babydick

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>>34872790
Falling faster and faster

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>>34872803
And anything you want is yours

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>>34872822
If I told you that you rock my world

>>34872583
Imagine David but with a gigantic penis.

Wouldn't that look ugly and obnoxious?

>>34872670
Nothing really, the university just gave me the raw stone, tools and direction to know how to do it. Unfortunately I can no longer afford the stone. I might sign up with an architectural company.

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>>34872834
I can read your mind even from behind

>>34872803
I fucking KNEW this shitty statue was made by a woman.

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>>34872861
who I am
who I am

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>>34872883
Make you feel nice and comfortable

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>>34872894
you already knew that
you already knew that

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He was white and she was white
As only statues are
Fifty years they stood there looking
Stupid by a jar
One night in mid August when the moonlight got too strong
They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song
Past the gun emplacement and the
Bones as white as bleach
Through the rats and ivy til' they
Came out on a beach
Out into the ocean til' they disappeared from view
Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do.

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>>34872905
It's a full tank in a getaway getaway

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>>34872922
I don't wanna be without you babe

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Does this count?
xoxoxoxx

>>34872822
never seen such SHINE

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finally have an excuse to post this

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>>34872944
Not a care in the world just me and my girl

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>>34872803
>beautiful work of art
>roast beef puss

>>34872863
trust a roastie to make a statue with a roastie

>>34872803
>>34872834
>>34872894
>>34872861
delete this shit
oreganello

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>>34872803
now in miniature for personal hotglue pleasures

>>34872620
this. I'm no sculptor but I draw quite a lot. You think I don't get aroused when I draw some qt anime babe?

Hell it's even more arousing because I drew it.

>>34873003
The very first instance of thicc

>>34873117
Make me
oreganello

>>34873003
Post more thicc statues

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>>34873728
it's not a statue it's a sculpture

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>>34871654
nude average women are best women

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>>34873796
They are literally the same thing

>>34874147
he's wrong and you're right but to be a little bit more precise, a statue is a sculpture but a sculpture isn't necessarily a statue

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I see what you mean now, OP!

>>34873062
The Detail is actually beautiful.

>>34873141


KEK

Now i know why Cesar had a seizure xDD

>>34871654
you should check out "Boy with Frog."

it's amazing

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>tfw you will never make love to a statue

>>34877367
pretty sure there are dildo-statues out there

i fap to these statues and some art pieces from time to time
no idea why but it makes my dick feel way different, it's like a primal fap