If you're reading this your oneitus is going to get smashed

srsly kys please

>>34870299
this desu, kys OP

Sage goes in all feels

Mods plz

There's a ton of frantic, single women out there because a lot of dudes are literally in hiding.

This day is making people extra hyper in a bad and dangerous way.

>>34870288
Unlikely. My oneiteus is a virgin. She us also 7[/spoiler And 2d

>>34870316

It's as if a lot of guys accepted the hypergamous, 20/80 nature of modern dating and are inside waiting for this day and the spirit of Saint Valentine to pass over.

>>34870288
my oneitis sucked me off this morning and we're having dinner tonight

i am the chad u fear

>>34870356

Better not keep her waiting, Chadimus. Chop chop.

>>34870356
Chad's don't have oneitis

>>34870507
dam tru u got me

>>34870346
I go outside all the time.
Talking with females is just denigrating though. They're genuinely mean people and rarely have anything to say to me that isn't mean spirited, why bother going outside for that when I can get that online?

Wtf is the point of this it isn't going to work chads probably fucking her rn

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hello cucko

>>34870288
I know that. I already accepted it.

You know what, I don't really even care.

>tfw I'm getting smashed by Chad tonight.

>>34870609
why do gay guys have the need to tell everybody?
it's fine for you to stay in the closet nobody cares

>>34870288

I hope my former oneitis gets smashed by Chad. I hope she gets knocked up too. She deserves far worse for what she did to me

>>34870288
there's a video for this? asking for a paper I'm writing

>>34870977
I want to know too but because its pornography and it helps me masturbate

>>34870870
I wish I were gay, then when cute boys finished inside of me I didn't have to worry about saving for an abortion.

>>34870977
yeah chad will probably record going balls deep in the girl you like when he's dogging her he will probably share it on /b/ if you really want to take notes

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>>34870530
Why are they so mean now?

>>34871014
That's pretty much abhorrent. Everything you said was pretty much so and such.

>>34871019
yeah very funny baww baww I'm crying baaw baaw... now, what about the video for OP's image?

>>34870977
>>34871007
Lana Rain xvideo.

>>34871078
>not that pretty
>no real sex scenes
aaaaand another disappointment for me

>>34871078
Why do you gotta ruin the fun.
>>34871131
what you want to see her getting smashed by a dude? the entire appeal of her besides being cute is her doing stuff without dudes in the video you're a freaking cuck

>>34871069
It's not my fault birth control isn't 100% effective and that abortions are kinda expensive.

>>34871014
Being so poor you cant buy the pill.

Hello cuckoo

>>34871155
Seeing women stretching their axe-wound around is a big turnoff for me.

>>34870288
HeIIo Cucko

>>34871155
>the entire appeal of her besides being cute is her doing stuff without dudes
well I don't find her particulary cute
also, I watch porn to put myself in the video and pretend to be the guy. No guy = not interested

>>34871264
you're fucking weird i dont like watching other guys fuck girls its more fun watching them get off by themselves or with another girl cause I know I'd fucking wreck that shit if she was dtf like that. I can't see wanting to be that guy rather than wanting that girl to perform like that for me whether I'm there or not.

im numbed from the blunt so no fuck you OP

>>34871178
Yeah right like she can't afford a pill and condoms that means you're not ready or probably shouldn't be having sex in the first place. If a guy couldn't afford condoms people would tell him that. Fucking pussy pass bullshit on acting like an asshole.

>>34870288
nigga i am my own oneitus

Joke's on you, I don't have a oneitis because I'm a shut in that hasn't met any women in years.

>>34871378
Sounds like you might be prison gay>>34870870

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>>34870288
Bruh gelgoog it was gonna happen regardless

>>34870288
>oneitus
fuck off normie scum

>>34870288
orginalaaallalalal

>>34870288

Did this qt suck dick and how good is it?

>>34870288
I really need to see this pink aired nymph from the neck down. Help a brother out, already.

>>34870288
hello cucko

also kys

>>34870288
>tfw don't have a oneitus

Kys queer.

Let her. She deserves it. I deserve it.

>>34870288
Hello cucko

I don't really have oneitis, just live in a remote area with limited choices

>>34870288
hello cucko

oneitis please don't make me kill myself

>>34870288
What if I don't have an oneitis? Plus if someone I like is getting smashed by Chad, it would make him gay.

>>34870288
Hello Cucko

oregano saffron thyme

This legitimately might happen because my chad friend said that some dude was gonna hammer her