How do I fall for the hygiene meme? I already brush my teeth

wash your butthole

>>34883808
I already finger my butthole until it's clean after every shitting session.
What else?

>>34883737
Eat less condimented shit my dude.
Drink more water.

Shower every fucking day.
Stop masturbating daily.
Wash your clothes better
Trim your balls
Cut your fingernails
Use perfume.

Wash between the balls and your anus really food.

>>34883737
who is aiming at brown wojak

>>34883900
>trim your balls
Sounds painful, but I was going to transition anyways.

>>34883737
>I already brush my teeth once per day.
Brush your teeth twice a day. Mouthwash. Floss. This is for two reasons: Dental health, and so that your mouth doesn't taste like ass if you kiss someone.

>Shower 3 times a week.
Shower every day. Armpit stink sneaks up on you. By the time you notice it, you're gagging everyone around you. I recommend Pine Tar soap. You smell like camp fire.

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>>34884052
>shower every day
Well fuck. That's going to be hard.
>>34883900
>use perfume
Perfume has this huge culture behind it.
People put you in categories based on what perfume you're wearing.
I can't possibly into that shit.

>>34883737
Chew some Winterfresh gum or sum.

>>34884100
It literally takes 5 minutes.

>>34884052
>Armpit stink sneaks up on you.
my armpits start stinking half an hour after getting out of the shower

>>34883919
That's a poo in loo wojak.

After you brush your teeth, use the bumpy side of the toothbrush to scrape the dead skin cells off your tongue and freshen your breath

>>34884188
Do you not use deodorant?

>>34884208
Small amounts of that stuff give me a headache

>>34884188
Infected. Probably need to use antibiotics.

>>34884226
Infected by what? I've been like this since I started puberty roughly

Lift weights or run right after waking up. Then shower. You want to regularly sweat out all the toxins.

>>34884052
Flossing is a total meme

>>34884100
>>shower every day
>Well fuck. That's going to be hard.
If showering is difficult to you, what are you even able to do?

>>34883900
>Stop masturbating daily.

I don't have hygiene problems, but damnit I rub one out like 3 times a day lately.

>>34884260
That's a very good question.

original...

>>34884246
>Bacteria festering and food rotting in between your teeth doesn't smell.

Think what you like, dude.

>>34883737
Dude are you joking? Three showers a week isn't fucking hygenic. Nor is brushing your teeth only once for the whole day. What the fuck?

Filthy fucking curry niggers

>>34883900
>Eat less condimented shit my dude.
>Stop masturbating daily.

He asked for hygiene advice, not your pseudo science bullshit.