/balding/ general

>>34883873
>hairline receding since 17
>I have a big forehead that juts out from my skull
>would be masculine if my hairline wasn't complete shit and if I had a stronger jaw
Fuck this gay earth

>>34883921
i have a strong jaw but fuck it i'll still hate the way i look bald

when i have short hair all i see is like some ugly dude in the mirror, then when i sort of have bangs they make my features look less large and less like a mong

im using finasteride rn and i dont give a FUCK if it stops working by the time I'm 30, that's long enough for me to live enough of a youth that is getting robbed from me

http://www.mensfitness.com/life/entertainment/heres-why-receding-hairline-could-reveal-your-cancer-risk

>The new study surveyed almost 400 men who visited the Princess Margaret Cancer Centre for prostate biopsies, asking them if they had any severe balding before age 30 and/or at the present time, and having them place themselves on the Norwood scale, which rates the progression of balding from 0 for "none" to 4 for "severe."

In total, about half of all the men who came in for biopsies ended up being diagnosed with cancer. Among them, the data showed, men who scored a 3 on the Norwood scale were about three times as likely to have a malignant tumor. And-prepare to shudder-those who scored a 4 on the scale were three times as likely to have a more aggressive form of the cancer.

EPIC MEME

>>34883873
>still have a great hairline
>hair on top so thin I have to buzz it

JDIMSA

3 options

Minoxidil daily

Propecia daily

Save up money for a hair transplant

Stop crying about something that has already been cured.

>>34884049
It's well known. If you are balding from the front and crown then you are likely to develop prostate cancer. Taking proscar lowers your risk which also gives you hair since its propecia at a higher dose. Although taking proscar might actually increase your risk for high grade prostate cancer so youd have to get regular checkups.

Still, this is most common in old men in their 50s or 60s.

>>34884077
...or shave it, if your heads not lumpy. If lumpy, then buzz cut it.

Or focus on something else you hate about your body. Really not a big deal.

>>34883873
his hairline is definitely receding though

>>34884103
i thought it only "increased risk" in that since it's actually a treatment for pc, only the worst cases still happen

>>34884140
Proscar isnt really a treatment. Im not qualified to talk about it much but I know that it has something to do with chemically altering your testosterone levels in your prostate. But there have been studies done that have shown that patients who use proscar for low grade prostate cancer are at a heightened risk of aggressive cancer since it masks your PSA levels.

>>34884128
>just shave it
not that simple if you're a fag like me

Should I Ann hero?

>5'4 manlet
>Hair to the top of my head

I'm definitely not having kids I'd be too scared to have a boy knowing he would end up going through hell as well

>>34884277
no, just have sex for fun and be okay with paying for it.

what do you do for money? neetbux?

>>34884277
Get on that finasteride anon.

Also, get checked for Prostate cancer because men who bald hard at an early age are susceptible to it due to test levels

>>34884290

Lame IT work 20 bucks an hour. I live in the states but not Vegas. How else would I pay

I had a receding hairline since 16.
I'm used to it.

>>34884312

Theres no way any meds could grow my hair back. It's fucked all the way to the top center of my head. If that shit would give me my hairline back trust me that shit would be front page news. I'm already on anti depressants and addy to.help me cope. Don't wanna take anything else

>>34884331
What state? I'll find something for you. There are these websites called escort review boards. Do not pay for membership, they has to be a few free in your area. The lingo is simple:

> toff: take one for the team, you doing an escort not yet reviewed
> sp: service provider
> hobby
> gfe

google those terms and you will find some.

>>34884360
Then save up for a hair transplant.

If your mpb is bad, you should probably get checked for prostate cancer as well. Its scary but a grim reality for balding men and is very common. Earlier you catch it the better. Get your PSA levels checked

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How viable are toupees nowadays? It seems like the only reasonable solution to me. My scalp hurts from the anxiety my thinning crown causes me.

>>34884387

Washington state

I've only ever looked on CL

>>34884459
eccie dot net/showthread.php?t=1936471

>>34883873
Trying to combat balding with biotin, saw palmetto, pumpkin seed oil and scalp massages. If those dont give me decent results I'll hop on fin. I couldnt cope with being a balcel

im balding pretty badly but i dont care
why are you guys so worried about it

19, receeding since I was 14.
It's not that bad but its the kind of hairline which belongs to an older man.
I got a new haircut recently and I feel so much more confident about it instead of trying to part my hair to hide it

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>>34883873
God damn....

You creepy dudes had an entire thread about this same boring subject yesterday...

Wow

It appears that you are all one-trick ponies... Aren't you?

Okay... It looks like I'm going to have to derail THIS thread, too....

Alright

Let's do this thing

>>34884128

spoken like someone who's never had to endure balding.

>>34884424
they'll look "real" enough but you will always be anxious of the adhesive wearing out due to sweating

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Before I begin totally derailing this entire thread, I want to say a couple of real comments that actually pertain to hair loss

Number One : if you are a human being on planet Earth and you are a male and you are alive hair loss is going to happen... It's part of life

Number Two : anybody that says they know the year their hairline started to recede is lying. They would have had to take a magic marker every morning and draw a line on their forehead and even then... You would still not to be able to determine exactly when your hairline begin to recede

Number Three : my hairline began to recede when I was WHO FUCKING CARES ?!!! I certainly don't care

As in : I literally couldn't care less

L I T E R A L L Y

I have never executed artwork for a client and had them turn it down because they were 'dissatisfied with the location that my hairline began'

I have never composed music for a client and had them reject it because they were 'concerned about my hairline'

I have never had an opportunity or a job interview or a business offer where the other party decided to scratch the entire project because 'my hair wasn't full in the places that they thought it should be full'

I have never been doing animal rescue and had the animal decide it didn't want to be saved because 'my coat of fur on top of my head seemed to be receding in certain areas'

I have never had ANY social, personal or financial setting whatsoever where my hairline play any role at all... NEVER... and neither will you...

..AND HERES THE PART YOURE REALLY WORRIED ABOUT...

I have banged over 575 women whose names I can remember, and I can tell you unequivocally that I HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER HAD A WOMAN OR EVEN A TEENAGER TURN DOWN SEX BECAUSE OF MY HAIR, OR LACK THEREOF...

NOT EVEN ONCE...

( however I have actually had young girls tell me that my receding hairline was 'hot', believe it or not before they fucked me, because as much as you wish to deny it, young girls like maturity)

>>34886961
STFU YOU COWARDLY BUM

ENDURE BALDING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU, YOU WORTHLESS, SNIVELLING, SELF ABSORBED, WHINING, COMPLAINING LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

ENDURE MY NUTS ON YOUR LIPS

How does one "get on finestride"? What kind of doctor do I tlak to?

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>>34886961

ENDURE BALDING

hahahahahaha

WOW

'ENDURE' ....

That must be a very large part of your 'loser vocabulary'

I can only imagine how many times a day you talk about having to 'ENDURE' this, or 'ENDURE' that, or 'ENDURE' your childhood....

Wow

What a fucking pussy

Dude... You're such a fucking little bitchboy...

I would LOVE to watch you ENDURE me fucking the girl of your dreams right in front of you, then ENDURE me smashing your face through the glass top of a coffee table...

God damn, dude

You make me sick

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>>34887651
'TLAK' TO A PSYCHIATRIST

Because a psychiatrist will listen to you TLAK and punch your teeth of of your mouth

>>34887697
Why do you feel so strongly about this?

jn's on his meth high watch out everybody

>>34887697
Lmao at this copeceling baldcel

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>>34887731

Lol @ you thinking that you actually understand 'what' I feel so strongly about...

I've actually made it quite clear that I 'don't feel anything at all' about THIS particular subject...

But I feel so strongly about is people who waste their lives, creating their own failures, building non-existent barriers and obstacles around themselves, shooting themselves in the foot and preventing their own opportunities for success and happiness, all while making excuses and blaming nonsensical external conditions and other people and trying to distract from the fact that they are in denial, and fully aware that they are Their Own Worst Enemy

This particular subject is simply a microcosm of the bigger picture

This is just another example of grown men trying to find excuses and focusing on completely irrelevant minutiae, while they are literally throwing away the very best years of their lives

Nobody cares about your hair lines

You don't get to 'see life through other people's lens', because 'you are your own camera'...

Because you don't get to experience their perspective, why would you be concerned about it and take your eye off of your own perspective?

Your receding hairline means absolutely nothing. You can still accomplish anything in your life that you want to accomplish but you're never going to do it by stalling and procrastinating and trying to find excuses and reasons why you 'couldn't get off your ass and start trying'

Having to 'endure baldness' should be the slogan for self-imposed failure

I'm really amazed at how stupid you guys behave because you are not stupid at all..

You're just afraid

You are afraid of rejection

And that's a human trait but it's something we all learn to put behind us eventually

It's time you learn how to put it behind you and stop trying to blame other people or blame your hairline or blame your childhood or blame anything because YOU ARE THE ONLY REASON YOU WILL EVER SUCCEED OR FAIL AT ANYTHING

CASE CLOSED

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>>34887889

You're the attention defect kid, three years older than the other kids, who sits in the back of the classroom, trying to disappear (anon) into the background, overly self conscious, and attempting to ridicule the teacher and disrupt the rest of the students from graduating onto the next year, because it will only lighlight the fact that YOU won't be graduating again this year...

We are ALL familiar with your type

*puts a dunce cap on you and makes you sit in front of the other students as they continue learning*

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HIGHLIGHT*

Lol

>>34887902
I actually believe your advice is sound. It's just odd that even my one sentence post elicited a multi paragraph response from you. Do you not have anything else to occupy your time but try to proselytize others into self actualization?

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Okay kids...

Enough wasting my time

It's now time to derail this thread

TWO YEARS AGO, A CAT JUMPED IN OUR WINDOW

My wife and I do animal rescue, and our hands were full. The last thing we needed was a cat to take care of

This cat was VERY DIFFERENT than most.. that's an understatement, actually. This cat (Lux) seemed oddly human

It almost seemed as if it this cat or a reincarnated human and somehow newest and that previous lifetime or something like that...

I know that that sounds ridiculous but I'm not kidding

She instantly integrated herself into our lives as if she had been there forever

Lux is SO GOD DAMN INTELLIGENT

Lux means light in Latin, and she has been nothing short of the light in our lives

She seems so acutely aware of 'human issues' in our lives that no cat should be able to comprehend

I'm about to teach you all how the modern-day 'animal rights movement' was actually born

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>>34888018
Yes.....

Was that the answer you were looking for ?

Yes... I do indeed

But obviously I have set my priorities

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By the way, although I'm going to COMPLETELY DERAIL this entire thread, I'm going to be helping you in two ways, maybe more if you're smart enough to figure them out

1: by derailing the thread I will be eliminating this entire concept of hairline or any other external facet being responsible for your inability to move forward with your lives

2: I'm about to explain to you how important animals are and how by focusing on something other than yourself and trying to help animals or maybe help people or simply stop being so self-absorbed, you will turn around and realize you didn't have time to feel sorry for yourself

Here we go....

WHY ANIMALS ARE THE KEY TO HAPPINESS

(original title HOW THE MODERN DAY ANIMAL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WAS BORN)

To be continued

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I'm going to get a few details of this story wrong because I'm not perfect... And God knows that in my 53teen years on this planet my memory has begun to fade here in there

But ANYWAY....

I think it was in the seventies... but many years ago there was a homosexual writer named Cleveland Amory who lived in a brownstone in New York City and he had never thought about animals before in his life... not much more than most people do...

One day he was about to leave his apartment and go to a gay bar probably to go suck a dick, and when he opened the door there was a cat sitting in front of his apartment in the hallway....

Without missing a beat the cat simply walked directly into his apartment and jumped up on the sofa and laid there and looked at Cleveland as if to say "I'm home what the fuck are YOU looking at?"

Cleveland Amory was at first disarmed by the cats audacity.

As the days went past he would sit and watch the cat who seemed to have known him from a past life or something like that

For the first time in his life he began to really notice the beauty of Nature and this cat's amazing Instinctual intelligence...

For the first time in his life he realized that animals were much more than they fixture or a piece of furniture or a 'possession'

He realized that he didn't OWN this cat. His Consciousness was expanded and realized that humans actually are the stupidest animals on Earth

He wrote a Trilogy of books about this particular cat and the first one was called 'the cat who came for Christmas', because this cat who came home to a home he has never been in before arrived for Christmas but stayed for the rest of his life

Cleveland Amory created the modern day animal rights movement

He devoted the rest of his life to helping animals worldwide

He made countless TV appearances helping to spread the public awareness of the plight of animals around the world

Pay attention: it changed his life and it gave him a purpose and he no longer focused on himself

>>34887975
Keep coping

>>34888341
>>34888077

jesus christ KILL YOURSELF why are u even here, who cares if bald people dont like being bald wtf is actually wrong with you

like balding DOES make you look worse, otherwise people universally wouldnt mind and nobody will say stuff like "fuck im balding"

>My wife

lol cuck

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I knew when I was a child that animals were going to be the major part of my life...

Not 'a' major part....

THE major part

I knew that my bond with animals was so true and just so pure and so sweet and so loyal and so dynamic, that it eclipsed anything I had ever felt with another human

As the years continue to to roll past me my feelings only grew stronger

As the adult aspects of life started to appear... Things like sexual betrayal and having friends stab you in the back and being undercut in business... the bond with animals became more relevant

Here's my famous speech I make at least 50 times a day :

" I have never had an animal lie to me... I have never had an animal give me bad advice... I have never had an animal pretend to be my friend, sell me fake dope, try to steal a job from me, try to fuck my wife behind my back or betray me in any way shape or form whatsoever... Only the TWO LEGGED ANIMALS have done this to me and my loyalty remains with the ones who have four legs and a tail generally"

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>>34888424

Shut it, you inverted nipplefart shitlip niggerflap

>>34888505
>pets can stand meth fueled ramblings because they're dumb
>people can't
>REEEEEEEEEE PEOPLE ARE EVIL

you never fail to make me kek

>>34888429

Explain why, if balding looks so bad, that I have fucked well over 575 women and teenaged chicks, and you wake up COMPLETELY ALONE EVERY MORNING

Oh... And by the way, congratulations on proving unequivocally that you never get laid and your only sexual experiences have been sitting in front of a computer masturbating to internet porn

'Cuck' is a relatively new sub-genre of pornography that does not exist in real life and only exists in the imaginations of sexually inexperienced men like yourself.

Men who actually get laid never ever ever say 'cuck', because there's no such thing... if that word is part of your vocabulary it is a clear indication that you can only get laid by your hand

Which leads me to my next question...

Since you have proven that you don't have a girlfriend and never get laid, WHY have you fixated on the concept of having somebody 'screw your girl in front of you' ?... You don't even have a girl... That seems like a strange fixation

Allow me to answer the question for you

Because you have mommy issues and you've somehow feel that you 'didn't get enough attention from your mother in your childhood', you have allowed your mother issues to somehow intermingle and overlap with your sexuality or lack thereof....

Any questions, little boy?

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>>34888569

Congratulations on proving that you can repeat and mimic and parrot the trendy catchphrases of failure like 'kek'....

Too bad you haven't been able to master anything else in your life, like getting laid or getting noticed or getting a job or doing something worthwhile

But as far as behaving like the other sexually failed men and repeating trendy catch phrases?... You are amazingly gifted, sir

It's really a shame that women aren't attracted to little boys who repeat the 'catch phrases of sexual failure'

By the way here's a photograph of me and Aaron Paul hanging out together discussing the portrait of Elvis Presley I am going to paint for him

Somebody of limited experience like you probably knows Aaron as 'Jesse, the character on Breaking Bad'

>>34888775
wicked, I got several sentences worth.
thanks bud, made my day yet again.
will reply to you the next time I see you've gotten your next fix.

I'll be right back to continue Derailing this thread...

I'm about to purchase another 6" 1080 DPI 32 internal gig snapdragon 820 processor fast charging USB type-c port BADASS smartphone for a friend of mine

>>34888802
Fix? If you're inferring that I'm doing methamphetamine like you always do, you have once again failed because that's nothing more then one of my tools I use to irritate people

Apparently it has gotten under your skin so that proves how effective it is in a trolling sense

I've actually never done methamphetamine in my life and I've never even been in the same room with methamphetamine

As far as getting a fix... I get my fix by getting under your skin and thank you for giving me one of the most healthy doses in years

Hey the sex offender Johnny Neptune is back. How do your neighbors feel about you? Does your PO know you browse this board?

>>34884077
>cured

Strong word that doesn't really apply. Minox/propecia isn't a guaranteed fix, hair transplants are frequently shit and expensive, especially by places like Bosley, and crying is about the only option left.

If you have any reasonable amount of hair loss you're looking at a minimum of ~$8k for a once-over, and that likely means you'll need to go back a couple years later for another to catch up to the rest of the hair you lost.

>>34888097
What a sick fuck you are.

>replying to an obvious attention whore

gee I wonder why the board is dead

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>>34888849
ohhhh neat I usually never get a follow up. this is quite the day.
I know all about how you ""don't do meth"" because every time I bring it up, you autistically ramble on about how you don't do meth and never have and use it to trigger people, it's why I like to mention it.

anyways, see ya next fix, you can lie on the internet but you can't lie to me. I follow you always.
keep on keeping on.

>>34888903
Fuck the board

BORED: what any woman would be if she went out on a date with you

>>34888925
Hi have a friend from Belgium who just came to America... Big mistake on his part...

He wanted a REALLY REALLY REALLY good phone

I Just got done purchasing him the best phone money can buy in the United States

Sorry that I wasn't able to read your irrelevant bullshit...

Anyway... I'm back and I'm going to continue destroying this thread, so....

Yeah

By the way, only a sexless, balding Fatboy uses ""two"" or more double quotations when they meant to use a 'single' quotation....

So much for the education system near your trailer park