>tfw you realise they can all smell the cum

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>tfw they are forced to get used to the smell

Mummy used to complain about that weird smell.

She knows better now.

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My mom is like a fucking bloodhound. She's practically blind and can't hear for shit but that just makes her nose stronger.
>please open the window anon I can smell your room from the hall
>windows are open, the door is closed, the fan is on, sprayed air freshener

how does she do it

good thing i cover it up with other, worse body odors.

>>34927676
you're a smelly faggot that's how

My family hasn't been able to put it together. They just confidently say it stinks in here. Today I tried to put on a shirt and realized it had my cum on it had never been washed.

Smell my stank motherbitch

Mummy always says "empty your bin! It's going to catch fire". All my cum tissues overflow from the bin and there is a power cable there. I don't think it is going to catch fire.

She used to get my sister to empty the bin. And she got very angry. Obviously she could smell all the cum. Now she gets my father to do it. I would prefer to empty my own bin.