>tfw you will never be this xhamster

not a hamster

It is probably thinking things like
>I need to piss
>bitch is laying on my leg and it's asleep
>her fat ass is taking up the whole wheel, it's digging into my back
>I'm hungry
>how do I get up without waking her

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>>34927971
He looks like her teeth chattering is triggering a flashback, I half expect him to pull a tiny 1911 out of his ass fluff and scream about gooks on the wire.

>>34927884
Did your autocorrect change it to xhamster or did you type that out of habit?

Why you envy caged rodents OP?

>>34927884
this was pretty good
lol

>>34927884
I'm the one on the bottom right.