>he does the virgin sprint

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>Female special snowflake talks about <thing> being depressing

>>34927344
Oh wise robot enlightin me. What is the "Virgin sprint"?

>>34927677
Where you run up two stairs at once

>>34927677
the naruto run

>>34927677
When walking is too slow but socially unacceptable

>>34927820
Can non virgins do it? My slight chad friend got laid many times and still does it.

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>he does the virgin knuckle crack
>he does the virgin sneeze
>he does the virgin stare

>>34927851
Yes
You can also be a virgin and not do it
It's just one of many check-boxes that, when totalled up, show the likelihood of you being a virgin

>>34927677
it's like the autism charge, but less hunched

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>He doesn't know what to do with his arms when he's standing in line at the grocery store

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>>34928590
>not adopting the power stance

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>attractive girl makes jokes about being single on valentines day