I DON'T WANT MY DAD DYING KNOWING HIS SON WAS A LONER VIRGIN

>>34927772
Relax, maybe he will die thinking his loner virgin son will grow out of his ways.

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>tfw my dad breaks down in tears trying to convince me to go to therapy to get better and i keep pushing him away telling him he can't help me

cherish your caring nature, anon, its a fundamental quality

>>34927772
Why does your dad know you're a virgin?

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>>34927957
Because I've never had a girlfriend... And it seems to be THE WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY'S BUSINESS TO KEEP TABS ON MY SHIT THROUGHOUT THE YEARS

Also, what am I gonna do, recreate the fucking 40 year old virgin scene when they ask him how boobs felt? I'd get caught out in a lie so quick...

Also... WHY THE FUCK DO EVEN MY COUSINS HALF A COUNTRY AWAY KNOW, WHY CAN'T MY FAMILY KEEP THEIR GODDAMN MOUTHS SHUT

This thread feels bad man.

Stop making me feel bad OP

Honestly, cut contact with your family. Normals are never going to understand, and its easier for them and you that way.

>>34927957
It's not that hard to put 2 and 2 together when your son is a NEET who never leaves the house and never brings a girl over

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>>34927772
Hhahah, if my dad didn't want me to die a virgin loner he shouldn't have given me such shitty genes and yelled at me throughout my entire childhood

nice going, dadbro

>>34927772
ok, you could hire a classy prostitute and have her pretend to be your gf.


OR

You could develop a little self confidence, hit tinder and okcupid, and yeah mostly that stuff. Also you gotta be a little funny and charming too. You can look up how to do the last two, but the self confidence has to come from within.

Got a picture of yourself anon?

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>>34927815
This might be my only hope. Maybe I can pay an escort to pretend to be my gf or something for a few occasions when I visit him?

>>34928034
I'm sorry, dude, but this shit is happening too fast and I don't know how to cope. This will be my last gift to him if I can pull it off...

>>34928056
They're my only safety net. If I need to ask a favor of someone for so ething I can't do alone, they're the only ones I can ask...

FUCK GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO, HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST FOR SOME ROASTIE TO PRETEND TO BE MY GF FOR A WHILE?

>>34928214
>Tell the truth
>Lie about going on a date and go somewhere alone for a few hours instead
These are my choices, too. Or, you know, actually get a gf but who am I kidding?