Holy fuck i never thought this would happen to me. me few years

>>34956583
I bet those girls were ugly as fuck.

You're nothing.

Prove me wrong by posting your face, and showing us you're not a disgusting fuck.

If you're too pussy then just delete the thread you idiot

Your on the way to making it but missing one key thing. Listen closely.

I used to be a neet virgin robot who was depressed and always anxious but no more.

>Wake up refreshed every morning
>8 hours of sleep without any sleeping drugs
>Take a 2 mile run and meditate 30 min
>mix up exactly 100mg in 1ml methamphetamine
>Plug it in my rectum while reading something like Mann/Kafka
>Eat a nutritious self cooked 1k calorie breakfast
>Go to work and do the best job out of anyone every day
>Eat full lunch, dinner, and drink 3L of water only, no trashy sugary juices
>Completely quit smoking with no cravings
>Acne is gone and stopped biting my nails
>After work read books, do yoga, and help an old ailing family friend
>Bedtime rolls around, fall asleep without problems the second I hit the bed
>Cuddling with GF while high is best feeling ever

This is the key to a healthy and productive life. I can run a 17 minute 5k with a normal heartrate every weekend too and I'm confident, content, and caring throughout the day. Take the crystal pill and be reborn.

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>>34956604
Ok. No bullying please

>>34956632
ey mc'lovin

>>34956632
>no bullying
Face is good
Dem fucking ears though bloody elf

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>>34956632
dude, this is what i look like and nothing even close has happened to what you posted

those girls were probably ugly as fuck, you're gonna make it alright, but have fun getting chubby gross fat stinky shit pussy faggot

I have lost my virginity though ;)

GET GUD

>>34956604
haha jelly much?

I'm just meh looking, neither ugly or handsome.

>thinking im gonna post my face on an israeli shekeltrading forum

>>34956632
desu, looking at this pic, I think the girls were making fun of you.

>>34956733
>lost virginity
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>>34956733
Nothing close to that happened to you because you're ugly with acne and look like a 12 year old who wears a leather jacket and smokes to look cool and like an adult.

>>34956733
>>34956632
sorry for bully, i guess is should give you some advice from a ex-chad to a normie, if you listen to what i say then you'll be good

>>34956632
-grow out hair, get something really nice
- get shirts, but with no logos
- get a nice jacket, doesn't have to be leather like the gay shit im wearing, but you get the idea, and make sure (if there is a logo) it's not really noticeable
- remove glasses, get contacts
-wear nice jeans, don't wear the same baggy blue shit you do everyday

i'm giving you unironic advice, all that is what got me laid.

Good luck

>>34956632
OP you look fine.
If you hit the gym a few times a week you would be even more handsome.

>>34956733
>bags under eyes
>smokes (nice breath m8)
>granny's hands
>wristlet
>chinlet (nice covering it up with your cigs m8)
leafy is that you?

>>34956758
Well I'm certainly not what I once was.

>>34956761
>implying i care anymore

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>>34956809
nah bro i use to be a full on chad faggot and use to get tons of pussy unlike YOU XDDDDDDDD baka tbqh senpai 100

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>>34956809
nah i have an alright chin

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How do I look anons

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>>34956736
>haha jelly much
No.
Just feel bad for OP since he doesn't know the girls were teasing at him not complimenting him.

Yah now that I really think about it, you're either lying OP or they were literally picking on you. Girls aren't even like that now-a-days.

>>34956956
looking pretty gay anon

>>34956980
Why do you say that anonymous

>>34956956
Baby face hahaha, 5/10. Sorry about the genes

>>34956850
>use to be a full on chad faggot
what are you now? what happened?

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>>34956956
>wojak, is that you?

origniasdsadasds

>>34956956
Almostreadytoshootupaschool/10

>>34957151
>>34957173
Are you guys saying that I'm ugly

>>34956956

I'd shoot my poz cum up your boicunt

>>34957215
not necessarily, just 0 character.

>dont zoom in so much
>get a haircut and throw away that stupid cap
>stop having that serial killer gaze
>smile, you fuckface

>>34956583
Holy fuck i never thought this would happen to me.

me few years ago:
>miserable/depressed
>hair loss
>bags under eyes
>fat as fuck cuz i gained like 25kg
>not a woman would ever look at me

>be me now
>miserable/depressed
>hair loss
>bags under eyes
>fat as fuck cuz i gained like 25kg
>not a woman ever looks at me

This happened
>walk towards home
>walk past a few girls
>get home
>boot up computer
>browse 4chan

a-am I going to make it?

>>34957268
>a-am I going to make it?
Yes, son

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>>34957135
i literally fell for the chad meme

i should have never listened to you guys
"HURRR WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN THE GUYS ARE ASSHOLES"
I tried to be a full on Chad and i lost a girl i deep feelings for
>meet this girl
>data on and off a couple times
>she becomes my gf
>8.5/10 qt latina girl wife material
>go to visit family in different city
>she still calls me everyday over while im away for the 2 weeks
>we do nothing but talk and laugh and make each other happy
>she was basically what kept my life from falling down an even worse pit
>near the end of the 2 weeks, we keep getting in arguments that i've started cause i was fucking retarded and talked to her like i was on 4chan, i literally had no filter when i was speaking
>at this point the 2 weeks are basically over, it's around 6 pm, tomorrow morning i get to go back and see her
>we got in another argument
>she says "ANON, I'M DONE, I AM DONE"
>i just say "Ok" to pretend like i don't care cause i thought she'd come crawling back to me
>try to message her back
>she blocked me on everything
>the day before i was going to go back and see her, and be able to hold her again, I lost her.
>It's been a year and i still miss her

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>>34957238
>get a haircut

But I have a really bad hairline and I have to shave my head

>smile
But I have weird teeth and I don't have the money to get them fixed

>>34956583
Well what about the hair loss

>>34957238
>stop having that serial killer gaze
What do you mean

>>34957798
Your smile has to be wider than your eyes

>>34957661
I think you'd genuinely make a good hitman for the mob.

>>34957661
Yeah, really handsome. Faggot.

>>34957661
you're honestly pretty good, your facial expression makes your photos seem way worse tho

That look of existential dread isnt helping anything

>>34956632
Girl opinion here.

You look fine. From nose up. I like your eyes, they have a manly shape. Your chin still looks like the chin of a child. Don't worry. It will change with the time. Keep up with the good work. Maybe you can grow a little bit of facial hair to cover it a little bit, but you may look like "trying too hard to look older" just have patience.

I think that a lumberjack style would like good in you. With the shape of your eyes.


____

I'm open to rates/reviews/advise requests

>>34958052
Post pics I'll rate you roastie

>>34958023
You really think I'm handsome or are you being sarcastic or something

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>>34957268
so jelly orighjkhuiy8977

>>34956583
they're talking about Chad on their mobile phone you egotistical twat

>>34958052
>I'm open to rates/reviews/advise requests
Rate
>>34957661
>>34956956

>>34956632
Ditch the autism glasses my dude.
>>34956956
You look like Mac miller

>>34956956
Like one of Trump's ugly children

>>34957290

Do you really not see the difference between being an asshole in a dating context and being a socially inept memer

>>34958938
>You look like Mac miller
But I'm not a manlet

>>34958943
???

>>34956956
You look like Spud from Trainspotting

>>34957680
its still sorta manageable. I can cover it up a bit. But i gotta get on propecia+minoxidil and possibly a transplant

>>34956623
the most useful comment itt thx.

>>34958258
haaha try harder m8. You know it when some1 calls you.

Why are you guys so hostile? You sound like envious women. I just had a glimpse of happiness in my fucking life and you don't want me having that.

Crabs in a bucket you assholes.
>If im down, he must go down as well!
fuck all of you jelly fucks.