>Got a tinder girl coming over for beer, pizza and netflix,

>asks /r9k/ for dating advice

Are you retarded?

get your sharpie and a camera ready

>>34957293
don't get too drunk too quickly

>>34957293
Whip it out right when she gets there

Don't eat anyting so you're hungry, down some spirits like vodka before she gets there and have a beer with her to kick it off.
Get your dick wet son, i'll be proud <3

Keep cool and just be yourself

is she fat? i need to compare my tinder eperience with yours.

File: image.png (936KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

936KB, 750x1334px

>>34958584
she is damn fine

>>34957293
Drink so you become tipsy that will remove a big part of your anciety. Just dont drink so much you'll be noticeable drunk.

Take Viagra or other generic pill to make sure penis is fully hard

Right down a list of topics for conversation before hand

>>34957293

Take a couple of shots before she comes over so you're not as anxious.

>>34957293
can tinder work for a useless really skinny skeleton with not a bad looking face guy?

>>34957293
fuck you

i leave this normie infested board . bye

>>34958750
nice one, gl

First, dont panic. She's trusting you by coming into your house. Dont fuck it up by overthinking this. She knows you want to fuck and she probably does too, your job is to convince her that doing so wont come back to bite her.

Clean up and put away the shit you don't want her to see. Take clothes from the floor, wipe down your benchtops and make sure your bathroom and kitchen has what you both need. Besides the pizza, being able to fix a snack for her (like a sandwitch) and yourself is an attractive thing.

Don't drink too much. Have a beer or two, enough to get you a bit loose, but not a drop beyond that. Alcohol and your dick do not mix well and if the time comes to perform you need to be able too. While its normally embaressing as fuck, getting a passive hardon from being around her in this situation is a good sign. You should focus on the pizza and netflix parts of this exchange and minimize the beer intake without looking like you're intentionally avoiding it.

Make physical contact with her as soon as you can to establish the normalcy of the contact, at minimum when you both sit on the couch/bed together to watch something. She will likely sit herself a polite distance away from you to start; encourage her to come closer in a clear cut yet playful way. What I tend to do is open my arms, beckon her over and say "come on don't be shy :)", and when she inevitably looks at you with some quizzical concern/curiosity or a playful smirk, highlight the positives of doing what you said by saying "im very comfortable and you can totally strech your legs out better...". Don't be wierd or try to force the issue if she declines.

You'd ideally want to give her a quick hug when you see her, touch her shoulders/back when you want her attention on something and hold her hand when you're guiding her around to places in your house. I cannot tell you this as a rigid guide, you have to judge on whats appropriate to do in each situation when it comes to getting physical.

>>34959233
Dubz make me correct.

Further on the touching thing. That is the most important part of this whole exchange and the one human sense that will make everything you want happen. From touch leads to kissing and from kissing leads to sex.

You have limited time to make obvious moves on her that would be otherwise cringeworthy, namely putting your arms around her shoulders (or any other part of her body), holding her hand or around her waist as you sit together. You want to be able to touch her passively. That thing i said before about inviting her close to you? If she responds positively to that (and Im guessing she will since shes at your hours) THAT IS YOUR CHANCE. FUCKING TAKE IT. The only way to reset this oppertunity is if both of you get up from that position for a period of time and have to sit down again: resetting your seating positions.

As soon as she moves in, lean backwards into whatever you're resting on (so she has to rest her weight on you and make even more contact) and put your arms around her and keep them there. Do some light stroking with your fingers even on her hands/stomach/arms if they are within touching range... I cant tell you specifically how to do this, just that it will feel natural when it happens. Yes, the similarity to "patting" ;ike you would reward a pet is not an accident.

Obviously dont put your arms around her tits or cop a feel for fuck sake.

When you speak to her in this position look at her directly when you can. Keep your face close to hers - this will encourage her to move hers closer too and its a very short jump to a kiss from there. Make your face out of her field of vision, so she has to turn her head to look at you, making the compulsion to move her lips closer to yours stronger. I can't guide this specifically, but the goal is to ensure that the physical distance between your faces is as short as possible: make that happen and a moment of silence followed by temptation+lust+curiosity takes over.

>>34959399
stop giving good advice and start telling him to kill himself reeeeeee

>>34959609
Just trying to get a dear robot laid dear anon.

May the power of my advice dubs make it so.

File: frog anxiety.jpg (61KB, 540x511px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 540x511px

>tinder date coming to my place
>have to take down my weeb posters and move the figures cabinet to my office and lock the door

>>34959659
Thanks anon, she send me pictures of her bathing, to "get ready for later" so intentions couldn't be more obvious.

I think today is the day

If you've got a nice couch on the living room I'd advice to use it to have sex. It helps you avoid awkward moments and makes things go smoothly. It may seem simple but getting a girl into your bedroom is a big step.

>>34959399
>Keep your face close to hers - this will encourage her to move hers closer too and its a very short jump to a kiss from there
This should work, if she's making eye contact or looking at your lips it normally leads to a kiss, but sometimes the girl might not be so responsive and avoid intense eye contact.

I've got some techniques for that. Start playing with her hair, smell it, compliment her on it while trying to keep her distracted with conversation, talk softly, in a deep voice near her ear, then drag your lips down her neck and start kissing lightly, then begin biting softly. This shit is like totally foolproof.

>>34959078
why not get ripped?

>>34959775

>opens arms
come on, don't be shy ;)

>>34960397
I'm in the process of doing this, once I get jacked and hop on tinder it's gonna be sweet. The tip is to not acknowledge your sexiness.

From my experience clit stim > any other thing
Make sure its always stimulated by something and the hassle will even make you last longer

>>34959155
thanks, ill report back if the thread doesnt die

>>34957293
uhm, just be a bit reserved meaning just causal conversation and start to flirt an amount relative to the amount of beer you have drunk, when you have both tipsy go for it. Try not to put the movie on, focus more on drinking and talking