ROBOTS Would you believe me if I told you that there is someone

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>>34968489
I would call you a damn liar.

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>>34968489
>genuinely
Genuinely? No, I don't think there is.

There might be some who delude themselves into thinking they do, but without knowing somebody and spending time around them, it's hard to "genuinely" care about someone and their wellbeing, short of pretending in order to score good person points either in their own mind or the minds of others.

No, sorry but I'm mostly here for the memes.

>>34968489
Unless it's a qt fembot I'd care

>>34968489
Why beat around the bush.
Is that person you?
Do you care about all of us robots or only some? Me specifically?

>>34968543
>body and spending time around them, it's hard to "genuinely" care about someone and their wellbeing, short of pretending in order to score good person points either in their own mind or the minds

oh boi anon u r super cynical, but yeh tru

so wait if you know that and I know that then neither of us can even pretend to care about each other. I guess that's cool because neither of us is being fucked with by the other

but I mean in another sense it's nice if you want to pretend to yourself that you care about me it's just that when you get mad and you want to really hurt me you could just tell me or even just be sarcastic about how you don't actually care about me, and then it's like, you would have been a better person for just not pretending to care in the first place

oh man anon this is depressing I'm gonna go watch hentai

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>>34968599
Yes, i do care and I'm not doing it for good goy points either. I want that you guys feel better simply because I know how most of you feel. It sounds cheesy, but we sort of share the same pain don't we?

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>>34968652
My pain is derived from existential loneliness in being a builder of cultural foundation.
I guess if you'll smoke weed with me, we're cool.

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>>34968489
Not me though. I dont fucking care a bit about loser who dont even want to change

>>34968725
I know how painful loneliness can be.
I never smoked weed, but i would try it out.

>>34968598
sorry, I'm not a fembot.

You don't even know me, you dumb cunt.
What's my name? If you care about me, what's my name?

>>34968830
don't be silly. you don't need to know someones name to care about him or her.

your name is anonymous

>>34968811
Not being a female is not something to apologize for, if you were a female I would of REE'd you. You're actually better with the majority of us for being male.

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>>34968489
>Would you believe me if I told you that there is someone on this very board who genuinely cares about you and your wellbeing?

No. What reason do I have to believe that a total stranger would care about another total stranger? It's a nice sentiment, but I dont think anyone on this board cares about anyone but themselves.

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>>34968811
I have a bible, and I've heard that bible paper can make a really good joint. I would never have heard of this, except my sister had a bible confiscated in middle school, and that was the reason that the school gave for confiscating it, even though my sister was in a youth group.
Long story short, I kind of want to try doing it now. Smoking a bible. Do you think that it would be wrong to do this?

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>>34968987
read >>34968652

>>34968999
I'm agnostic so I'm not so sure if that's a good idea, but i honestly like the idea. We could try out a cross joint. It would fit the theme.
Can't we just take some paper which is almost identical to bible paper?

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>>34968999
upside down 666? that's the least evil thing I've seen all day
here I go rolling a joint out of a bible

>>34968489
I believe you, because I'm the same. I believe it's because I go through the same pain they go through, so naturally I feel an incline to help them.

>>34969124
did you already help some robots?
If yes, would you mind sharing your experience?

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>>34969105
>Can't we just take some paper which is almost identical to bible paper?
Holy crap, you're right
Better use a Book of Mormon

>>34969211
book of mormon and cross joints it is then

>>34969168
I haven't done anything major, just tried to help whenever I see an opportunity.

Some guy made a thread saying he hadn't had his hair cut for ages, and had just made an appointment with the barbers and was considering cancelling it - I and some others convinced him to stick to it and he came back saying it went really well!

There was another time where some guy from Scotland said he was gonna kill himself. I tried to tell him that I cared about him and wanted to know what was wrong, but he thought I was bullshitting him. In his last post, he uploaded a picture of him carrying a half eaten sandwich/taco thing in the middle of the night near a petrol station and asda. He said something like "pretty comfy desu". I really hope he didn't kill himself. If anyone knows if he is okay, please let me know.

I've tried to help out some other people who are depressed as well. I'm not sure if it helped them, but I hope it did.

>>34968489
and that person is not me.

kys.

>>34969663
you're nice anon. you have no idea how happy you made me with that.

Do you only message them in those threads or do you talk with people on discord too?

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>>34968489

GET OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

> originallo

>>34969875
I don't have discord. I need to make one.

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>>34969950
but why anon? We robots only have each other.

>>34969979
you should! its a nice and easy way to stay in touch with people.

>>34968489
No. You people don't even know me.

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>>34968652
I guess you're right.
Thanks for saying you care about us.

>>34968489
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMALFILTH

ORIGINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No I don't believe that. I'm rather lonely and if someone cared about me I think I'd be a bit less lonely

>>34970135
Don't thank me for that anon. That's the least i can do. I'd offer more, but i don't want to be pushy.

>>34970145
luckily I'm not a normie.

>>34970174
then you're from now on a little less lonely anon!