>Anon, come down! It's time to eat dinner! >We're

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>>34973044

FEE FI FO FUM I WANT MY TENDIES YOU NORMIE SCUM

TENDIES NOW OR ITS POOPOO TOWN

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TENDIES OR DEATH YOU VILE WENCH RREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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tendies
thanks
!!!

>>34973044
I would eat her "pasta", if you know what I mean.

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>>34973044
>be me
>3 years ago
>last year of HS
>lunch time
>they're serving tendies
>ask for all of them
>lunch lady tells me no
>get mad
>REEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME TENDIES YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID BITCH
>projectile shit in her face
>she vomits
>puke and shit all over the tendies
>get expelled
>stalk lunch lady home
>break into her house while she's asleep
>bash her skull in his a hammer
>break her arms and legs
>pull out all her teeth and tongue
>rip out her eyeballs
>shit watery diarrhea in her face
>she pukes again
>she's crying
>slit her throat and leave

I'm seriously thinking of getting either Popeyes or KFC tomorrow for dinner with 4loko

i find really weird that a whole board actually enjoys eating tendies. i've never seen a robot who doesn't. even the vegans find some replacement tendies. and the gluten intolerant fags find a replacement too.

why is that?

>>34973044
>calling it "pasta"

Kill yourself

>>34973414
i could make a long detailed post about why being socially awkward and maladjusted leads to tendies being a favorite food but i'd rather not

>>34973414
Do you not find premium chicken tenders delicious?

>>34973444
wtf shud it b called yo? spaggetty? but thenz if we gon by italyan namez we got2 call it by the exact spaggetty that it iz, nameen? fetacheene? lingweenee? pennay? fooseelee? nokee? ravee-yo-lee?

tell me brother? i iz confused

>>34973414
EVERYONE LIKES TENDIES YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE FAGOOT
IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
REEEEEE

God why is nigella lawson so hot?

>>34973487
k
>>34973502
the only place that sells them around here seems to be kfc. other than that the frozen food section only sells small chicken nuggets or frozen schnitzel (or crumbed chicken). tendies seem to be a lot bigger than nuggets and the batter seems to be crispier and more of it.

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>Nigella Lawson

>>34973809
THERE'S A FEMALE VARIANT OF THE NAME NIGEL?

>>34973968
there's a female variant to every single "male" name.

prove me wrong.

nigger

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>>34974013
oswald
archibald
zebulon
pepe
gordon

>>34974046
oswalda
archibalda
zebulona
pepa
gordona

your move anon

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>>34973044
who is this lady and does she do porn

>>34973197
shed uterine walls?

>>34974069
What about Zach?

>>34974259
zachia, duh

>>34974189
That's Nigella Lawson. She's a food writer.

>>34973044
No tendies?
NO TENDIES?!?!
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEE

>>34974368
yeah ok, but does she do porn too?

>>34973414
I mean, i like tendies, but i don't love them

maybe it's because i'm asian and the asian equivalent of tendies is like... crab leg makizushi rolls

and i like those

>>34973044
>tfw nigella lawson with never make dinner for you in a flirty manner.
Why live?

>>34974457
I had sweet and sour chicken tonight. Was really good. Similar to trendies in a way, but much better IMO. I've been put off from eating crabs and crayfish, I worked in a kitchen once and didn't like the method of killing by boiling them alive :^( Why can't they just find another more humane way of killing them? I also heard that if you freeze them, they still live, and once defrosted they fully functional. Weird.
Do you eat dogs?

>>34974408
You can quite easily rub one out to her cooking shows

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>>34974516
I think crabs are really cute, but luckily most crab legs are imitation. Which means it's probably made from some fish mixture or something. Pic related, it's my favorite kind.

>Do you eat dogs?
No I'm from Hong Kong which is very western and developed, I mean it's called the international finance center so...

>do chinese people in general eat dogs?
the ones from rural areas, probably yea. rural koreans i think eat dogs too. but idk about the japanese since it seems like rural japan does pretty well unlike rural china and korea.

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T-T-T-T-T-T-TENNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHEEeEEeeeEEEeeeeeEEEEZZZZZ

>>34974457
FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
origmami