Describe your situation in 3 greentexts and anon's tell

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>>34974436
>27, male
>Live with folks still, peter pan syndrome to the max
>Massive alcoholism issues, can't grow up, gf is far too good for me

>>34974500
Assuming you don't work I'd say you're beyond repairable

>no friends, don't talk to family, rely on 4chan for my social interaction needs
>Went to therapist who told me I'm fine, insurance won't cover mental health unless I'm mentally unhealthy so I can't go back
>Drove around at 11pm tonight looking for bridges, taking walks on the ones I liked the most

Just one more bad day and I think that will be the last of my bad days

>>34974436
The worst part is the debt honestly. You're fucked on that especially with no fucking job.

>>34974500
>Gf
Already doing better than me.

>>34974436
>23, male khv
>live at home, overweight
>40K in debt

>arguing with anon on blueboard
>cant refute or put my thoughts into words
>other anon probably thinks hes winning

man truly knows no worse suffering

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>>34974510
>work

I'm a full-time social worker.

>>34974578
What board is this on? I feel like that is happening a lot when I read threads. I can still usually get the jist but yeah people will pounce on it

>21 khhv depressed male
>fucked up wee wee, closeted fag
>aimless unicuck and wagie

>31 khv male
>fit ugly loser-turned-flabby ugly alcohlic
>quit an oil rig job, hundred thou in the bank, drinking the money till i'm dead.

>20, male
>Diagnosed with bipolar and anxiety
>IV heroin user

>32 year old neet with no education or job history
>virgin with social anxiety and meme depression
>soon to be alcoholic

>>34974436
>23 still in college
>gained 50 pounds
>one grill I could've hung out with last year
>people extra ignore me now that i'm fat

>19, male
>Have gyno and am a general autist
>Ship out for Air Force basic in 43 days

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This is now a ciggy jackdaw thread

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>21 years old, in the navy over 3 years now
>excellent prt scores, fit and handsome with great hair
>coworkers are my friends and family. Talking to civilian women is easy.

Im a happy dude!

>>34975201
Why soon to be? Shouldn't you be one already?

>>34975212
Aren't you a little old to still be in college?

>>34975227
>airforce
>autist

A little redundant, dont you think, Chairmyn Recruit?

>>34974436
>21 male
>in uni for a degree I hate
>waste most my money on alcohol, which is making me gain weight like fucking crazy

>>34975278
had to take about 2 years off cumulative
>muh 'pression
Some people tell me I look 19 but others ask if I'm a grad student. I don't know if I should just blend in or act like a disengaged older student

>>34974576
yikes
>>34974967
pretty average problems
>>34975107
despite how depressed you sound, i wish i was in your shoes rather than mine
>>34975170
seek help immediately, you will die
>>34975201
if this is all true i hope you can do something to help yourself someday m8
>>34975212
I share your problem 100%

>>34975273
Squid POG faggot

>>34975273
>in the navy
>happy

How's it like not being in the fleet queer

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>failed to commit suicide (after sending suicide notes to my parents and little sis)
>puked all over floor
>sang reggaeton lyrics while smashing my apartment

Yeah, so that's where I am now.

>no hopes/ideas for the future
>unemployed
>sinking into drug addiction
The story of the 18y old failure at birth

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>27, male, obese ausfag (116kg)
>wild bi-curious/prison gay swings. Regularly want cock
>zero concerns, zero motivation, less then 3k savings and only physical pain makes me change

>>34974436
>diagnosed with incurable neurological impairment but it's so misunderstood, getting disability would take years and I'd be homeless without a job.
>have criminal record. Talked to several top lawyers. Can't expunge.
> never went to college

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>>34974500
>21, male
>mostly normal person
>work as a stock clerk, no driver's license, play video games during also all of my spare time, no irl friends.

>>34975986
Not that fucked. Imagine being 50 and looking back at yourself. You're just starting out in life, friend.

>23, male
>have a job
>growing stock portfolio of $9,000

>>34976094
think of all the debt you don't have

>27 lonely, depressed KV
>doctor
>socially retarded

>20, male, 6'2, 180 lbs, 10% bodyfat
>Highly ambitious. 3.9 GPA and full ride scholarship at a top university, $6k in investments, no social anxiety.
>Kissless virgin.

>>34977088
No way you're a doctor

>21, male
>High school drop out
>NEET

It's pretty awful.

>26yo Moroccan male in USA
>extreme alcoholic, drink 1.5 liter of liquor daily
>dissapoint everyone in my life, fail out of college, lose my menial job, have to beg for money

>be 12
>khv
>Am wizard
>Too intelligent to have friends
>People always jealous that I'm a genius
>They always call me a fag and beat me up
>Get sent to a special class because everyone thinks i'm retarded
>begging my parents to skip classes and get sent straight to uni because i'm smarter than everyone I have ever met

My fucking parents think I'm fucking joking. I'm not joking

>>34976969
Cheers, clearly everyone who knows me is somewhat worried but i have been far too good in the past at convincing people i can make it through anything.. maybe i can
i should probably get off the interwebs since i can tell i still haven't gotten "back to earth" fully.

For anyone who actually reads this, i thank you for your time

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>20, male
>Disabled, pretty chunky
>In college, cant talk to girls because I feel like they are disgusted or creeped out about me not having an arm and being generally ugly. Started lifting though, thats fun