>Parents called the cops to do a wellness check on me

>>34973822
It's embarrassing, isn't it

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>>34973822
Tell me about it
>not even oregano

The cops? What are they gonna do? Fine you for leaving piss bottles around?

>>34974221
why would anyone have made this image

>>34973822
>complaining about your caregivers

Could you BE anymore pathetic?

Without your parents, you would be dead.

>>34973822
I never heard of a wellness check until now, what did they do?

>>34974399
Basically the police just show up at your door to make sure they don't need to take you to get professional help against your will.

>>34974425
that sounds fucking terrifying

and your parents can just do this whenever they feel like it?

what the heck is a "wellness check" lmao

>>34974561
Anyone can do it whenever they feel like it. I fell into a bush years ago and tore up my face on the thorns. I talked to my ex-wife over Skype with a shitton of cuts on my face and she called for a welfare check under the pretense I was cutting.

That was a long conversation with the police.

>>34973822
>MUH FREEDOM
>Drinks a beer outside
>Gets tazed
>imprisoned
>raped
>fined
>Sits at home
>Suddenly cops show up, shove their way into YOUR livingspace to "check up on you"
>If they dont like you they just call mental house central and get you locked up

Americuck, not even once.

>>34974853
But I'm Canadian...

>>34974898
American by extension then. Just bit more polite and not as stupid.

>>34974930
Yeah you're a cuck. Stfu idiot.

>>34974939
Who could be behind this post i wonder....such elegance, style, razor sharp reasoning....it surely cant be A FUCKING SHART IN THE MART can it?

>>34974954
Whatever obsessions you have with merica is your business, but the fact that you just lump Canada in because you feel like it shows you're an ignorant cuck. We're our own country with our own culture. Reply if you agree. Don't reply if you don't disagree.

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>>34974982
Well played anon...you win this round...

I definitely do not agree with anybody who says that Canada is not an extension of Murrka.
Here, some random numbers i found 34974982

>>34974982
Fuckin GOT IM

>>34974982
roasted LMAO that anon is probably considering suicide at this point, there's nothing else left for him

4D mental chess in action

>>34974853
>>34974898
>>34974930
>>34974939
>>34974954
>>34974982
OP here...I'm actually from Mexico and you're all retarded

Sage

>>34975004
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>>34975035
Is there ANY way at all i can convince the 3 of you to show me your actual faces?

Because i have just the perfect picture in my mind already....i just really want to know how close to reality i got

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>>34975074
Is this what you're after? :3

>>34975103
Oh i dont know, is that your face? Somehow i knew it would just be brown smelly hole...

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>>34975127
Kik : xxsephirothxx

Don't be a shycuck lil cuckboi ;)

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>>34975147
>mfw mentally ill faggots are this clueless
>mfw they literally shove their shit stained holes in other people faces
>mfw they consider this flirty

Damn, i had couple of crazy bitches basically go "MUH PUSSY" on me but none of them were even close in cringle levels to faggots.

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>>34975210
>being this insecure
Lmao it's just skin lil boi

When you grow up you'll realise life is pretty easy going and sex isn't some big ordeal

>>34975230
>Not wanting anything to do with people who spread their shit stained ass cheeks and cumstained shithole drenched in diarrhea for camera and then send those pictures to completely random people
>insecure

Ok......i actually had couple of dicks in my mouth AND had my dick sucked by couple of guys. I aint shy, i aint embarrased. I just aint gay pal, thats it.

And even if i was your delivery makes me want to avoid any contact with you at all. Like i wouldnt even want to breathe the same air as you do, forget about sitting in the same room.

Now go be mentally ill somewhere else before i send a freedom check on you.

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>>34975309
>all this insecurity at the male form
Holy SHIT you are repressed LMFAO
Face it, I've got you here feeding me (You)s for the whole night as I please because you're literally eating out of the hole in my ass

You'll have no choice but to reply to this thread/me again because you're my fuckboi cuck gay SLAVE

Go on my little lapdoggie, prove me right

>>34975345
>He is actually giving me his YOUs
>Is so retarded he doesnt realize that HE is the one replying to a convo I had started

Damn son, i hope not all faggots think like you do.
>He asked me what time it is so i shoved my shit cutter in his face
>He told me to get the fuck out
>I follow him around
>He must want me so bad

10/10 gymnastics.

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>>34975391
Just as predicted, anon does as he's told

gg

EZ

I win :D

>>34975407
>>34975391
>>34975309
>>34975230
>>34975210
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>>34975103
>>34975074
yo u guys r fagits lol

like no joke 100% balls to chin fags haha

>>34973822
Was there any sort of reason behind this? You seem to be implying there wasn't, which would be kind of fucked desu.

>>34975407
That disgusting pic made think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4
The intro is dedicated to YOU aka mentally ill cockboi

>>34975522
t. cuckboisteinberowitz

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>>34974221
Earlobes, man, the earlobes and the profile are all different--unattached and nothing like that guys since forever.
Not even sure who you are but if you are who I think you are I'm pretty sure your gf is going to get you murdered pretty soon so good luck with that, alright?
Just stay away from me, cursed quasi-acquaintance.

>>34975522
fag

3h235qe

>>34974305
OP's mom, please let your son have some privacy on the internet

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Who here /report trap-threads/?

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>my tax dollars are wasted on gas so cops can check on losers too autistic to pick up the phone and talk to their parents