>be me >easy 8/10 (pic related) >chicks always checking

Why does your beard look like moss?

>>34974665
looks like it has a perm

>>34974637
You look like a fucking stoner hipster elf, man. A Lord of the Rings elf, though, not a Keebler elf.

>>34974637
Not pic related. I've seen this pic before, so you're bullshitting

>>34974637
Shave that shitty beard for the love of god

>>34974665
>>34974680
>>34974689
all these jealous virgins lmao. forgot this board is for losers

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>>34974637
what an absolute insult to a true 8/10. KYS

>>34974637
You look like Frodo with beard...

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>>34974637
Right with you OP, fucking love being 9/10 chad.

aren't you that cuck who wants to be a model?

>>34974729
I know, shits awesome man
Guess I just got the luck of the draw

Ur p gross dude

>>34974785
haha the chicks disagree man

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>>34974637
>chicks always checking me out

>>34974817
are you jealous or something man? I would probably be too, honestly, it's pretty awesome

The first two cucks should change your names to Rhett and link and make a small talking show called good mythical morning and become irrelevant 6 years ago

>>34974880
haha wtf are you talking about?
I swear to god you ugly virgins are so funny haha

>>34974637
OP here, just wanted to say sorry you guys aren't as good looking as me, it really makes life pretty awesome haha

Silver ash is ugly and a cuck.

Well, maybe moreso average than uggly

>>34974987
wtf are you talking about dude haha

>>34975002
Oh, the guy in OP's picture. Silverash, or something along those lines

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Go friggin fuck your self you douche baggy protein shake chugging cuck so much better getting whores

>>34976208
haha sorry you can't get puss man, must really suck

>>34974637
OP here
just got back from the bar with my friends. Made out with this chick. saturday nights can be so wild haha you know?
anyways I might hit up one of my tinder matches later, might be hard picking one though cuz I got hundreds haha

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No I am just annoyed you are being a frigging douche-bag

>>34976253
haha no need to be jealous, but if you are, cant blame you

*cough*douch*cough*

>>34976291
haha your gf *coughs* *coughs* on my dick
but wait you dont have a gf haha

Good luck in the next 40 years cause that metabolism wont keep up with you :D

I personally find my lack of attractiveness a blessing. When I was younger I learned to separate myself from people and relighted my time to personal pursuits. I feel free because I don't need to rely on others people's afermation to be emotionally fulfilled. And it kinda makes me sad seeing people like OP, a person so obsessed with sex and being sexually marketable that they foresake any sort of personlity.


Also OP calling me a bitter virgin only proves my point

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THANK YOU MAN FOR EXPLAINING THIS WITH SOME SANITY