Masturbation thread

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I masturbate to hot mommies body. This week I did it at least 5 times a day. I need to stop for a bit to fully recover. But I love it so much

>>39181910
I've spent somewhere in the ballpark of $3-4k USD on onaholes and onahole accessories. What else would you like to know?

>>39182357
what kind of person do you think the hank hill of onaholes is
i think he would live in idaho

>>39182357
>$3-4k
Holy shit dude
I only spent like 150

>>39181910
usually end of night, naked and to some doujin. usually reverse rape. sometimes I bother to use onahole but most of the time I am too tired to care.

>>39182357
how? I don't get it. I just bought a tenga flip thing once and that was it. what's different about the things you got?

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>>39181910
Greetings, peasants. I have not masturbated in three years. I have transcended life itself. AMA rebbit.

If you want any reviews of an onahole you are looking at it chances are I have at least looked at it, if not bought it. A large chunk of my money went into electric onaholes or toys so if you are interested in those I can let you know what I think as well.
>>39182411
Texas actually, if you are referring to me.
>>39182415
Beware all ye who enter the onahole market
>>39182439
Electric holes and expensive shipping

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Best kind of thread.

>what do you masturbate to
Mostly its fantasies and written erotica/smut, but sometimes audio or video too.
Do it around maybe four times a day or so, it varies though. Can be really quick (three minutes) or take forever, if I like, and sometimes it just kinda takes forever regardless of how I want it.

>>39182583
God dammit I told you not to. Go to sleep.

>>39182583
>>39182739
do you two know eachother? are you lewd to each toher on the internet?

>>39182766
Not lewd at all. I am just naturally drawn to masturbation threads like a moth to flame.

>>39182583
>audio
Patrician taste.
Girl noises are amazing.

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>>39181910
Lesbian JAV, about 90% of the time.

>>39182804
You're a girl that wouldn't ever date other girls and consider yourself largely straight, aren't you?

>>39182786
Glad you agree anon. Shlick audios are something wonderful.

I was actually thinking recently that out of all the abilities that humanity has, masturbation probably has the most cumulative expertise. Everybody in the world has been doing it for most of their lives, and we're all our own master practitioner at pleasing ourselves.

>>39182854
interesting topic and found one sound clip quite hot tbqh
where can i find more stuff like audio only or audio focused stuff

>>39182905
on >leddit, gonewildaudio or various tumblrs too, there's some good amateur stuff.

>>39182926
ye i found the leddit thing
gonna check it out, thanks as this seems interesting

>>39182937
Sure thing anon. It's probably the most comprehensive place. If you just search [F4A] you find all the solo female recordings.

Girl sounds make me uncomfortable

I only fap to avant garde architecture.

>>39182958
i also came by on some almost hour long "hypnosis" things claiming you could possibly get a hands free orgasm
any experiences of these, its late here where i am (4am) and could be a weird experience to listen to these while tired

>>39183068
I've never really gone for those, sorry. I mostly just listen to normal shlick audio or those 100-1 challenges.

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>>39183039
is lewd girl noises bouncing off strangely angled walls buttress debauchery

Fap to gfur, toon porn and shota about 2-3 times a day. It's nice. I have a great collection.

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>>39181910
>What do you masturbate to
girls peeing mostly
>how often do you do it
usually 4 days in a week, usually only once in a day but sometimes twice. I find masturbating too much makes it not feel pleasurable anymore, I had the best orgasms of life after waiting over a week to jerk off.
>How do you do it
I lie on my back when I do it with the laptop next to me or on me. trying to get better at edging because its fucking amazing but the urge to just bust is hard to overcome even if it does mean overall better session.

>>39181910
I only fap exclusively to Loli doujins. I bought myself a puni fuwa mocchi hip onahole a few months ago and I fuck it like an animal at least twice a day, sometimes more. The day I first got it I fucked it five times.
It's so satisfying.

>>39183039
da fuk? what the heck is wrong with you?

>>39181910
I want to hug the OP post so bad! She looks so cuddly!

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captured this from a similar thread, thought it was relevant

>day 5 of nofap
>see this thread

Sweatingmanwipingbrowwithwideeyes.jpg

>tfw can't fap multiple times a day
>tfw more than 2-3 times a week is absolutely exhausting and doing more is nearly impossible
Reppin' that low libido! My record is 3 times in one day back when I was ~16-17. Was puffing out air on that third one it felt like.

>>39181910
I fap maybe every other day - a few times a week, at least. I'm mostly into shota incest doujins cuz I'm really fucked up like that.

>>39181953
I've fapped to that lady having sex with her son more times than I can count.

Any other guys play with their nipples when they jerk off?
It makes things difficult sometimes because I have one hand on my cock and one hand rubbing my nipples which means I don't have a free hand to use the mouse with.
But it feels really ficing good. I can sometimes get myself really horny just by rubbing my nipples.

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>>39181910
>sound recordings
I don't actually touch my dick when using this stuff but I still consider it masturbation.
https://soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby/F4M-HFO-Induction-HypnosisHFOJOIFemdomlight-addictionI-am-your-Domina-you-WILL-obey-meBinauralsCountdownsLayersGood-Beginner-file5028

When I use stuff like this I sometimes go five times a day if I have time for it. For some reason I'm still left ridiculously horny after I cum, and my dick doesn't get sore because I don't have to grip it at all.

When I feel like banging it out quick though I just use 2D.

>>39184573
Did you have to make your nipples sensitive?
I'd like to have that

>>39184775
I guess I did, but it was so long ago that I don't remember. I've been playing with my nipples since I was a child, I started teasing and playing with them several years before I discovered mastrubation.
But I imagine if you rub, pinch, and tease them every day they will start to become sensitive, I just don't know how long it will take.

>>39181910
I masturbate to girls masturbating
Can't relate to people having sex

>>39181910
I masturbate to my ex's nudes, it has been 2 years and her tits make me harddd as focc

>>39184936
why'd you break up with her then?

Mostly cute anime girls, but what's get me the hardest is fapping to myself as a cute girl just doing cute girly things.

>>39185011
because she treated me really bad, I was going through depression because of a couple of things and I couldn't put up with her treating me like that

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>>39181910
About 1 a day, every other day of the week.
I fap almost exclusively to lesbian porn, 2D and 3D. I just hate dicks when I'm fapping.

Otherwise, I think about what it would be like to fuck my sister. She's cute, has a thick ass, always wears short-shorts and tanktops.
Fuck this gay earth and it's dumb laws against adult incest.

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>>39181910

>Mainly 2D
>3-4 times a day
>I use /e/ and sadpanda

I shave my groin and balls so its always super smooth and it's always comfortable

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>>39185404
To add on. I don't use lube, I just deathgrip with my hand.

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>>39185116
There's nothing better than the feeling of your hard cock trying to stretch out of a pair of panties.

>>39185404
>I shave my groin and balls so its always super smooth and it's always comfortable
hot!

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I have a few onaholes but don't use them all the time, since cleanup is a hassle.

I mostly fap to 2D but lately I'm addicted to Japanese cosplay sluts, especially after going to Cosholic last week. (An event for erotic cosplay.)

>>39181910
These days porn games are 90% of my fap material. There's something about unlocking a story and "earning" the sex scene that gets to me. Also, a huge portion of porn games are incest based, and that's extra hot.

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>>39185820
>a huge portion of porn games are incest based
Um... D-do you think you could link one of those? For research purposes?

>>39185870
https://adultgameson.com/

http://www.pornbb.org/xxx-games-f31.html

You now have your choice of several hundred incest games. Don't tear your dick off masturbating too hard.

>>39185870
I second this desu desu

fap once a day, usually to hentai (doujin, manga, boorus)
sometimes fap to 3dpd, usually jav
sound of girls schlicking is great and i wish i could fap with one every day

>>39185428
Are you circumcised by any chance desu?

>>39181910
>What do you masturbate to, Porn, 2D, H-doujin, erotica, sound recordings?
Usually amateur stuff like real female orgasm. Sometimes I jack off to bukkakes and other stuff that you can't really find in amateur porn but it's mostly solo females. I'm trying to cut it down to every two to three days instead of three times a day.

I fap 3-4 times a day. I just love beating up my foreskin in general, stretching it as far as it goes, crushing it in doorframes, stapling it shut, rubbing my frenulum on those tiny cactuses, things like that. When I'm not in the mood for self torture I fill my foreskin with vaseline, pinch it shut and squish it around until I cum. Most of the time I use a prostate massager too. I haven't jerked off normally in a long time.

anyone else use vibrators on their frenulum?

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I masturbate all day whenever I'm bored, usually to mindbreak or traps.

If I am extra horny I might use my dildo but there's a lot more prep and cleanup involved in that.

>fap two or three times a week
>doesn't really feel good
>orgasm isn't really pleasurable at all

That's about it.

>>39186367
I feel sorry for cutlets. You should kill your parents.

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2-3 times a day mostly to ecchi and yuri. Probably half the time with visuals, half the time imagined. I still thoroughly enjoy it after all these years

>>39186382
>You should kill your parents.

It's not their fault, they were deceived by the Jews.

Twice a week. Usually whatever is in the gay thread on /gif/, or the various dick/male ass threads on /soc/. More rarely I'll search up some videos of shemales or compilations of ejaculating cocks. Only 3d, I can't relate to 2d.

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>>39186382
>be me
>cutfag in a country where this is not normal
>really open friend group
>talk about masturbating often
>turns out that I have much stronger orgasms on average than all of them

It always warms my heart to see foreskin-ed permavirgins on memechan tell themselves that they have better orgasms than me

>>39185903
>You now have your choice of several hundred incest games
All the ones I find by myself are shit, don't you have any favorites you want to share?

I really should use my fleshlight more often

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>>39181910
>moved into new house with family
>in our old house, everyone else's room was on a different floor
>my room had a bathroom right next to it (not connected, but right next to it), so I could jack it late at night, clean up/wipe in the bathroom without disturbing anyone
>don't like doing it without washing my hands after
>in the new house my room is in the basement, really comfy and private
>there's 3 bathrooms but 2 of them are in my parent's room and sister's room
>the only bathroom that's not connected to a bedroom is all the way on the top floor, floors are creaky as fuck so you can hear if someone's up there easily
>it's only been a few days since we moved in and I don't do it that often but still

>>39186536
You had 50%+ of your total penis skin, a minimum of 20,000 nerve endings, frenar band (most sexually responsive part of penis), miles of blood vessels, multiple types of specialized cells found only in the foreskin removed, your frenulum was at least partially destroyed and your glans is dried up and keratinized. It is not physically possible for you to experience more pleasure than uncut guys.

>>39186415
It's entirely their fault for doing it on a whim instead of researching it like they're supposed to do with any medical procedure, especially one that is being performed on the genitals without consent.

I usually masturbate around 4 times a day, 2 in the morning, 2 at night. I'm into 2D usually involving /ss/, traps, rule34, sometimes SFM, etc. Though I don't masturbate to 3D much, I'm getting into those videos where it challenges you to jerk to the beat or instructing you with which hand to fap with, which makes things interesting and the payoff is worth it.

>>39185799
I have a very nice looking cock.

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>>39186105
Yes, unfortunately. I had no choice in the matter.

>>39187385
Post a picture of it desu

>tfw can only fap to solo females
>only cum when they cum
>can't watch anything professionally produced (if the camera is panning, professional-quality lighting, etc.) because her enjoyment isn't real
am I the world's biggest white knight?

>>39187419
Many of them could fake it while recording themselves with a phone, and some of them could be genuine even in front of a professional cameraman.

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>>39187410
Here you go friend, hope it met expectations

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i fap to girls faces especially their lips and if they have lipstick on too like the black one

There was a femanon in a thread a few months ago that got off to a recording of me jacking off and for like a week i jacked off to the potential of her being my gf.

>>39187600
Yeah, I know, but there's no way to be perfect about it. I really enjoy the beautiful agony website, it's believable enough.

>>39187835
I'm not a femanon but I'll still get off to a recording of you jacking off.

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>>39187859
Im not that desperate anymore, anon.

>>39187659
Haha mutiedick

>>39187866
But what if I want to imagine being fucked by you while I play with my butt?

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>>39187893
Hey man, that's not cool, I didn't have a choice in the matter.

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i just want to fap to people and tell them i have fapped to them

>>39187934
keep posting pics

>>39187934
You said you had a nice looking cock. You have a big cock, but not a nice looking cock.
Sorry.

>>39188064
Cute? You serious? That's a thicc dicc.

>>39188064
Are you fapping to it right now?

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>>39188076
Its big and cute
>>39188140
Not at all! Just touching myself through my underwear.. Nothing lewd!

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>>39187910
I dont want that outside of a monogamous relationship with someone i love, anon-kun

>>39188160
Cum and take a pic for us

>>39188380
No. I dont want everyone to see!

Yesterday I shaved my pussy and watched daddy-daughter incest porn till 4 am

>>39188409
>Yesterday I shaved my pussy and watched daddy-daughter incest porn till 4 am
Link some bbygirl

>>39188402
Everyone wants to see. Think of the needs of the many anon.

>>39187835
Share the wealth, anon. Don't be stingy.

Fap once or twice a day. Usually to a captioned hentai or femdom audio

I fucking hate trap/twink avatarfaggers. Hope you get a nice long ban.

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>>39181910
I'm a girl and this is sort of degenerate but I really like to watch these videos called sop. It's sort of like sof (semen on figure) but instead guys have monitors and ipads/whatnot with cute anime girls on them and cum all over them

It turns me on so much oh god i'm just thinking about it now asdfghj

>>39188659
That actually sounds really hot, I'm gonna look that up

>>39188659
Send me a pic of you and I'll send you a pic of me cumming on it.

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>>39188402
That's really lewd anon.

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>>39188685
Look them up on xhamster desu, just search sop and go by date added I think i'm gonna go fap to it now too

I took my sleepy meds I am in the warm haze

>>39188700
Thanks friendly femanon. Have a good sleep

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>>39188697
i-i've never been too much into it with 3d pictures, though that is kind of interesting. do you do that often? and you want to do it to me now?

>>39188709
no problem! hope you enjoy it desu

>>39188727
>and you want to do it to me now?
yes, i want to. i'm already hard thinking about it.

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>>39188745
i might be interested in this. post contact or discord lewd-friend.

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This happened too many times

>>39188766
>discord
wiw#3416

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You guys are projecting your homosexuality through low quality hentai.

No joke, this is intriguing.

We need a scientist to look into this.

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>>39188566
I didnt get any recordings sent. I just posted it in a thread that i thought was full of male-faggots.
I was memeing and jacking off and made my music annoyingly loud to piss people off, but someone emailed me and said they liked my music taste and was their future husband

Thought it was a fag at first, but they said they were a female. It was "im a grill btw"-tier anyway, so i dunno how trustworthy it was.

Obviously they ghosted me after 2 days, though.

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>>39188409
Very lewd smol.
Not that I'm one to judge.

Any anons ever diddle on an airplane? Just curious.

>>39188861
I remember this thread. Wasn't that the same femanon who was really into male moaning and wanted to get someone's discord or something?

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>>39189337
Yeah, exactly. I was the faggot listening to Tom Waits, kek.

That roastkin got my hopes up baka. Guys are nicer, anyway.

Not that ill ever find a BF or anything.

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>>39181910
>been addicted to cumming since I was 8
>more of my life spent fapping than not by now
There is no hope for me, is there?

Go on omegle with a bunch of fucked up tags and use pictures and real names of girls that are dumb enough to leave their info online/willingly give it to me/i obtained through barter while pretending to be them. The point is to find a guy on there as sadistic and fucked up as me to sorta roleplay out things I'd do to them.

Closest to full info I've ever been able to give out to guys is first name, last name, and city. Haven't gotten any of their numbers or full address yet.

I've been doing this for years and still haven't found a guy who wanted to fuck those girls up like I would. They either bail out because it's too cruel or they go full muslim and start demanding female castration.

>REE FUCKING ROASTIE SLUTS REEEE
>Lol yeah I masturbate 5 times a day
If you had the chance to have sex daily you would. Fucking sluts

>>39189364
Yeah I remember. Good taste anon, although I gotta admit it wouldn't be enough to make me send people lewd recordings, but hey, whatever works.

>>39189424
>not masturbating five times a day to keep your inner slut in check

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>>39189424
My problem with sluts isn't their number of times had sex, it's their number of sexual partners.

I'd have sex with one dude, or maybe girl if she was cool enough 5 times a day happily.


Involve multiple people in a 1-year span, it's pretty disgusting desu
>>39189447
I didn't think anyone would be seriously interested lad, I was just havin a meme at the time.

Lately i've noticed i have an above average dick, and it's pretty hot when i hold it in my hand and it looks big.
I'm also short, so it looks even bigger proportionally. It's kind of embarrassing, being turned on by yourself.

I'm sure it will pass though, and i'll go back to browsing e621 in no time.

>>39188409
Why is the internet full of horny sluts with daddy issues but I can never find one in real life?

>>39189460
>I didn't think anyone would be seriously interested lad
You'd be surprised what people find hot/take as an excuse to get lewd. I used to lewd with a girl from omegle tons, and it started because she thought "my hair is amazing". I actually just had to shake my stupid head into the camera and look bedraggled to get her hot. People are weird.

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>tfw took a few percocet 10s a few hours ago
>forgot that it makes it really hard to cum
>been beating my dick for close to 2 hours to no fucking avail now and forgot i was high as giraffe pussy
>itll be another 4 hours before i can actually cum


what do, /r9k/
>>39189524
Enjoy it while you've got it, anon. I used to get a decent amount of attention for my hair, but I noticed a few patches in my head that looked like they were thinning real bad, so I just shaved it all off to try to be brave, kinda like ripping the bandaid fast so it hurts less.


Ill be lucky if i still have any hair by 24, and it's pure suffering, anon.

>>39189548
>enjoy it while you got it, anon
Thanks anon, I will. Voluminous hair is basically the only good thing my mother gave me so I'll be sure to enjoy it as much as I can.
Anyway, time to go showering. Enjoy the dick beating. I mean, hopefully.

>>39184048

Favorite loli artists, anon?

>>39189384
one of the best pleasures in the world is at your fingertips, anon, you just gotta use it to your advantage and not overdo it.

there is hope through discipline, better more fulfilling orgasms too, lad

>>39189337
>Any anons ever diddle on an airplane?
A few times, why? The thought of being caught and thrown to your death over masturbating is thrilling.

I've always used my own saliva for lubricant, it just seemed natural to me. I tried coconut oil once and that was okay but I've never really used lubricant other than my own saliva.

Is that weird? Does anyone else do that?

>>39189655
Just a thought because I'm flying back home today. I figure it's pretty thrilling.

>>39184573
I do, it feels truly amazing and really helps me cum

>What do you masturbate to?
I masturbate to H-doujin and Eroge as well as erotic novels. I also don't even use external material sometimes, I just masturbate with my fantasies with my imagination.
>What do you think about?
I think about me growing a penis and penetrating wonderful people or getting oral or footjobs from them and I also think about seeing beautiful deaths, also I like to pretend that I am being pounded hard and fast. Every single time I orgasm, I pretend that semen has entered me and someone ejacuated inside of me.
>how often do you do it?
I do it once a day but I have five orgasms every session. Any less than that will drive me nuts.
>How do you do it?
I rub my clitoris for the first orgasm and the next four orgasms are done with my fingers penetrating me.

>>39189778
>I think about me growing a penis and penetrating wonderful people
Ideal gf desu

>>39188535
I cant do that!
>>39188699
No you

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I masturbate to censored porn!

>>39189778
Do you still imagine having a vagina under your penis or how does that work, if you imagine some guy coming into you when you climax?
Also how can you come four times vaginally, teach me your secrets senpai.

>>39189833
Pretty hot desu femanon, got any more? When did you find out you liked this kind of thing?

>>39189842
Actually I have been training to have many vaginal orgasms since i was 14. i am 18 now and It feels like my orgasm average count increases every year. My method is that I imagine someone penetrating me with restraints and the sudden surprise of fast and deep movements causes me to orgasm very fast and I just keep doing it over and over until I had four penetrative orgasms. Also, I imagine someone coming inside of me every singly time I orgasm, I feel that semen is one of my main fetishes. I am still a virgin but one day I want to taste and have semen inside of me

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>>39189881
>femanon
B-But I'm not a femanon...

>>39188659
You mean cum tributes? I have done a few of these on printed images

>>39189903
Wew. If I drop an email, would you discuss your masturbation history/habits with me?

>>39189903
That's interesting. I rarely ever manage to climax vaginally myself so it's always kinda amazing to meet people who have an easy time with it.
Either way, good for you anon. Have many more orgasms.

>>39189933
You're a boy? What are you a cuck or something?

>>39189933
>the only thing not censored is the penis
You gay, son?

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>>39189951
>>39189972
A sissy cuck ;_;

>>39189829
Please anon. Pretty please.

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My own fantasies, sometimes reading erotica. I get stuck in my head a lot regardless.
Recently I haven't done the do because I've been feeling pretty shitty but on a normal day maybe like two times.
I just use my hands

>>39190443
You should do it more, it helps with feeling shitty, robodyke.

>>39190468
It won't help, it just makes me feel bad

>>39181910
fap about 3-4 times a day/night to 2D images and H-doujins sometime ill watch some jav but thats very rare

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>>39190522
I'm sorry. Wish I could help.
I hope it'll get better soon, in any case.

Wait is this thread on autosage?

>>39189903
Goodnight, sweet princess. I hope we meet again.

>>39190572
Lots of threads are. You'll get used to it. Sink with me, brother.

After a decade of averaging three a day, I think it's time for me to start holding off a bit more.

>>39190622
don't be a pleb anon, you can't stop and let the dykes win

>>39190606
What kind of threads mostly get autosaged?

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>tfw no anon to share a double sided onahole with

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How do you guys masturbate more than once a day, jesus I'd go insane. I only masturbate 2 or 3 times a week.

>>39190789
Because it's fuckin fun, anon. Git gud.

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>>39190802
My all time record was 3 times in a day. I really regretted the 3rd one because it took like AN HOUR of jerking with barely interest left but feeling the need to finish because I already invested so much time into it.

Wish I had your libido, seems fun.

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>>39190744
please do not lewd the archdemon

>>39190831
Aw, poor faplet can't even reach 5.

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>>39190871
No
I want to dump lots of hot semen into her

>>39190789
>>39190882
Kek my all time record was 12 and I go 3 times every day

>>39190831
>wish I had your libido
Eh, it can be fun but then suddenly you're late to everything and take suspiciously long bathroom breaks during lunch in school and whatnot.

>>39190572
Mods hate fun threads
Shame

>>39188567
Hello there, fellow captionfag

Fuck 4chan for banning captions from /d/ and /aco/

>>39191510
At least we still have /trash/