>tfw you take a piss after jacking off and there's some

Um mine just comes out normal with leftover nut mixed in. Yeah I may have to push a bit cause i just nutted but when it flows, it flows normal.

i usually get the two headed stream sometimes 3 or even 4

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>>35195819
>spum
Fuck is wrong with you?

>>35195819
You pee BEFORE the f4p. Not after.

>>35195888
I always pee after to avoid the leftovers from coming out in my clothes.

>>35195868
I've only gotten up to two streams.

I also find that I get a second orgasm sometime before the first time when I pee after a fap.

>you piss after jacking off
>you can see some ripples in the toilet where your sperm is swimming around trying to fertilize something

rip in peace

>>35195949
That feel when every time you jack off you kill millions of your own kids

>>35195949
oh, so that's what that is.

>>35195819
when i pee after fapping i get this annoying burning sensation in my dick that lasts for about 10 minutes

First off, I had to stop and check if this wasn't written by me. I mean, wow, you are me?

>>35195967
That's why is so hot

>>35195986
Gonorrhea spotted.
Have you ever put your dick in some random holes?

>>35195819

>Cum
>Still get drops of jizz that comes out 10 minutes after you've cleaned up.

This can't be happening to me only, is there anyone out there that always get 100% of their jizz out so that it doesn't come out later? Is there something wrong with my dick.

>>35196027
There's always a little bit that is slowly coming out minutes after, but it is like 5-10% of what I spurted out. Maybe you need to check if there is no leak in the piping.

>>35196027
This happens to me everytime unless I piss after

>>35196066
>>35196079

Ok, good shit, I was scared it was only me. But yeah, it's just 5% or whatever, but still annoying.

>>35195986
happens to me too sometimes. its like a weird burn/itch. I get that sometimes too. I just usually sit on the toilet and piss out all I can until it eventually gets to a point where I can ignore it.

>>35195819
It's actually because the enlarged prostate that accompanies a boner blocks off the tract between bladder and urethra

>>35196113
>>35195986
>>35196004
Could also be caused by
>>35196121
If the pressure of the flow is too much it could damage the walls of the "piping" which could probably explain the burning for a while

>>35195819
I am feeling this right now,brobot. Please end my existence and do it quicker.

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>>35196027
definitely not just you, I keep my pants off for 10 minutes after a fap until I'm completely flaccid again, and I do a motion like squeezing toothpaste out of a tube and dab with toilet paper every couple of minutes during that time

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>>35196370
Why? Just let it out. I paint my pants white, and the feeling of my underwear lubed by my cum is unbelievable.

>>35196459
because I drive my younger siblings to school every day and don't want to smell like a cumstain

Even if I never left the house or interacted with others, I'd still maintain myself. I brush my teeth twice daily, shower daily, keep my surroundings tidy enough, etc.

>>35196510
Too bad, because mine doesn't smell.
Plus, you have to make it so that you take a shower almost immediately after, or at least before you leave your house.

>>35196602
Really, no scent to yours? Mine smells like bleach. I usually just shower at random times of the day, and I have to go across the hall to the bathroom and don't want to reclothe myself right after a fap just to do that.

>>35195819
just sit on the toilet

>>35196370
this, when I go soft again all the leftover nut just dribbles out