Do you eat pussy? Preferably before sex or are you a selfish beta?

>>35195752

Love licking and sucking on a juicy pussy.

>>35195752
lil before to get her excited, and then more after (with girls who dont orgasm from penetration)

>>35195752

Why can't he be tonguing my butthole instead?

>>35195752
I dont eat it only cause I legit break out when I do, no joke. I've eaten out atleast 3 to 4 girls in my life and everytime I do, I wake up the next day with pimples in the area where my face was the most.

nothing more beta than chewing on roast Chads have placed their penis in.

>>35195959
>Not sucking on Chad

You think it is always going to be licking a nice clean shaven innie?

The older she gets the more disgusting it is. Loose meat flaps and warts and sores and hair in your mouth after she just decides to stop keeping it neat.

Just gross.

Better to never get them into the habit of expecting it.

>>35195752
>Eating pussy
>Being a beta
Wew lad. Pick two.
Only the more cucked faggots out there eat pussy. You think Chad do it? Kek.

>>35195959
>>35196770
Every single pussyeating thread brings out beta virgin cucks who claim eating pussy is beta.

I love eating pussy. Nothing better than being in total control of her, seeing her squirm and moan. Make her come a couple of times, after which she's exhausted and then it's time to fuck her in the pussy.

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>>35195859
>licking a girl's pussy after having fucked it

>>35196770
>Eating pussy is gya...hhaha!

>>35196833
Fuck off. If she doesn't want to suck me off then fine, but I'm sure as fuck not putting my mouth down there.

>>35196969
fucking this, half the time its fucking gross down there anyway. a mix of sweat, pussy juice and the musty general smell that vagina gives off.

>>35196861
I did this one time when I was younger, I felt such immeasurable shame even though I knew full well it was my own dick inside the girl, I never did it again. I hated myself for a long time afterwards come to think about it

>>35197010
Confirmed for never having actually seen or touched a vagina in real life.

>>35197010
>a mix of sweat, pussy juice and the musty general smell that vagina gives off.
that sounds amazing. Maybe you're just gay.

>>35197069
Sure buddy, get your tongue on that roast.

>>35197137
I've fucked lots of girls, and eaten out many of them. Never have I encountered a gross vagina that would smell. Then again, a virgin like you will never know.

>>35196833
Maybe you're the cuck here, faggot.

>>35197153
I've seen a few to be sure, but for the most part it is a meme. Ironically enough the best pussy I've eaten was this slightly chubby girl, I guess they are more conscious about it

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What has this board become
REEE
Ree
I'm losing the enthusiasm

>>35197153
It's not the smell dumbass. It's fucking dirty, and be sure you're also swallowing some piss with that.

>>35197228
bro, bro. Just chill bro.

>>35195752
I do. But mostly because I want to. I like doing it. Besides, I can then make her suck my cock.

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>>35195752
>licks pussy
>thinks he's alpha
Looks like keks are on sale today.

>>35197153
Every vag smells unless you make her wash before fucking which in most cases I do.

But who gives a shit anyway? When you're horny, her vag will taste like roses to you.

>>35197296
are you all just role playing as normies to bamboozle me

>>35195899
dont eat dirty as fuck girls
>lol

>>35197369
Hence why I dont do it anymore genius

>>35197369
>Being this submissive and hoping she'll suck your dick because you've been a good boy.

The fact this thread even had any coherent responses let alone this many is a testament to how much this place has truly changed

Eating pussy is gayer than sucking dick, a lot gayer

>>35197626
-Lord Betafaggot

>>35195752

>women tolerate you enough to let them eat your pussy

>is on a board full of robots

>complains about robots

Why? I don't go to espn forums of whatever retarded normie site you go on spew moronic shit.

>>35195752
Only if I was harvesting the mana of preteen virgins