Hey robots, do you have pets that help you not want to kill yourself

>>35195977
Aw Adrian is a cute

>>35195977
>tfw animals are better than people
>tfw I can eat chocolate

Well....I mean I guess I have some sort of advantage?

i has a big ol pupper

Irish setter :) named Red

My best pal, he likes belly rubs and barking at squirrels

I call him Bob Barker when he gets all barky n stuff

When he dies I'm going to blow my fucking head off.

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>>35195993
Here's some more Adrian spam.
>>35196012
You right anon, animals are better than people.

>inb4 literal autist posts anti-animal shit
It's gonna happen

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My cat and doggo who I've had for as long as I can remember
They're getting really old though

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>>35195977
i'm jelly of ur doggo

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>>35196088
And now you've summoned them
Good fucking job retard

>>35196088
They deserve to be rounded up and executed
Not kidding and not origanolli

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I have a boa constrictor.
He's a really good boy.

>>35198079
What do you feed the lad

My dogs make me want to splatter my brains on the fucking ceiling every day. How do I make them support me instead of just being assholes

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My cat is super cute and very soft. He likes to sleep on my lap and follow me around

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>>35195977
This is my cat, Mr. Bojangles. He walks around meowing for food all the time and scratches the bathroom door when I try to poop alone.

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>>35195977
this isn't my dog, it's another anon's dog I like. her name is matilda and she's a fat miniature pinscher.

>>35199283
wtf is wrong with your cat! its a burn victim?

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>>35195977
My therapy dog, Tuna.
I tell him I love him like 10 times a day and I talk to him and I hold on to him like a child with a stuffed animal.
I tell him all my problems and he licks away my tears.
I take him everywhere I go, he is my faithful companion and best friend. when I am out without him I always bring him back a new toy or a treat. his ears go up when I say "snausage"

>>35199327
nope, just a regular domestic short-haired cat!

>>35199180

Russian Blues are awesome cats. I have one myself.

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She may be 16 but she's still like a puppy

I have a rottie. I sit with him every day, tell in him all my problems, just pet him idly. He's a solitary dog but I think we 'get' one another. He likes to sit by himself but he'll still come and lean against my side when I need the company.

>>35198079
This is snake

>>35196088

That or someone starts talking about taking the knot.

So who takes the knot?

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>>35195977
I have a frog named pepe

If I get a cat, how do I stop it from becoming an asshole? I just want something to pet and cuddle.

>>35195977
Yes my dog has been my oldest friend

>>35199688

Male cats are typically more relaxed than females, especially if neutered. If you get a kitten, make sure you handle him often while young so he gets used to human contact and won't shy away from it. Beyond that, it's mostly just up to temperament.

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>>35195977
this is one of my two rats. he has a tumor.

>>35199809

Jesus christ

I wonder what it tastes like

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>>35195977
this is my other rat, he is not allowed at my house and I miss him a lot. I used to take him everywhere in my pocket or the hood of my coat.

>>35199857
it's doubled or nearly tripled in size since I took that picture. I thought it was just going to die and fall off but it looks like this might be the thing that takes him out.

>>35195977
If you're so pathetic that you need a stupid dog to not kill yourself you should just kill yourself and your dumb fuck dog.
>Here's my certified emotional support dog, Adrian
Nice meme, what does is even mean? Thank god your dumb pet fag meme of "emotional support" animal isn't recognized by ADA, if I owned a restaurant I'd kick your shitty dog out.
Too bad you scum worked your way into FHA, I'd do everything to keep you out of my units. Worse case poison your shitty dog. What meme disability do you claim to have you fucking loser? You give blind people bad name.
>>35196012
>I hate people but I luv animals XD
Kill yourself.
>>35199537
>but I think we 'get' one another
Nice delusion loser. Stop talking to your stupid dog.

>>35199980
Fuck you cunt I can't find solace on people and noone likes me, support animals are a godsend, I'd have killed myself a long time ago without mine.

>>35200072
Your dog doesn't like you either lol.
>support animals are a godsend
Support animals are a meme.

>>35200112
I have schizophrenia and my dog can get me an appley juice from the fridge

>>35200112
How do you know that?
He fuckign loves me man
We are bros we do everything together

>>35200142
Because it's a stupid fucking dog duh.
Do you enjoy projecting your emotions onto brainless dog like delusional nut?
You could save a lot of money by getting a pet rock and painting a face on it. Mr. Rock could be your best friend and you could hang out together.
Your emotional dependence on a shitty dog is pathetic. Hope you kill yourself when after your stupid dog dies.
>>35200139
Take your juice box and fuck off kid.

>>35200183
>Take your juice box and fuck off kid.

I'm just letting you know that dogs are capable of a lot. last night my dog told me he really had to go pee so I took him outside to pee. he told me that. you can communicate with dogs better than you can communicate to a foreign language speaker.

>>35200223
>schizophrenic claiming his dog talks to him
kek

>>35200246
> hope you kill yourself when after your stupid dog dies
Yeah I probably will, but it's the fact I'm not doing it now is what matters fagtron