>You wake up >"Hey anon you thirsty?"

Thirsty for pussy juice, yes.

i think i'm definitely at the point where I would let attractive women piss in my mouth and on my face, yeah

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>>35199781
>you will never smash Valentina Nappi's puss

>>35199781
>"No but I'm hungry"
>Push the more attractive one on the bed and eat her pussy
>Fuck them both

>>35199781
are you gonna piss in my mouth?

wtf is that on the right ones stomach? Is that a c section scar or fucking what?

>>35200041
I think it's like a jewelry chain but idk what it's for

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>>35200003
Gonna have to call bullshit anon. Your heart would be beating so fast that you would probably faint. I doubt you could get an erection, you would notice this and that is when the anxiety will kick in. Then they would question you.
>Hoe 1: "what's wrong with him?"
>Hoe 2: "He probably scared because he only has 4 inch erect peepee."
Calling it how I see it anon.

>>35199984

Valentina crappy more like.

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Me being the edgelord I am
"Could you gtfo of my way? Im trying to get up"

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>>35199781
Id kindly say:
>no I'm not Australian.

>>35199781
*unsheathes wizard's staff*

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>>35199781
>females in my bedroom
>ever
what kind of normalfag do you take me for?

>>35201386
mm yeah I probably would be scared shitless to see two naked strangers standing over me after waking up

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>>35199781
Wake up for real
Praise kek

What the fuck?? Who are youu? Get away from me u r creep dont tuch me

>>35200658
they're just decoration, although some people use them to help limit weight gain (ie: the chain gets tight, better stop eating)

willingly open my mouth and let them have their filthy way with me

>>35199781
>pubic hair
no thanks

>>35203237
better hit those books little jimmy don't wanna fail that algebra pop quiz tomorrow!

>>35203312
fuck off roastie. its the 21st century no reason to live like a fucking savage.

>>35199781
Am i being raped wtf?