I have herpes

>>35204288
Is that legal? She should go to jail for doing that to you

torture her to death, write a note why, and kill yourself. only way for them to learn.
>>35204312
or what he said, take it to court

>>35204312
Maybe
I don't want anyone to know or to involve my parents.
I thought I could reinvent myself as a normie who gets laid this year, now I'll never get laid.
I think I'll just kill myself instead.

>>"ugh thanks for reminding me I'm worthless anon!! Pig"
Wow, she gave you an incurable STD and still tried to make you the bad guy

Threaten legal action. You don't even have to do anything beyond mailing a formal looking letter pretending to be a lawyer. Should be able to get a few shekels out of her.

STDs can also increase the risk of penile cancers. Take her disgusting lying ass to court.

>>35204365
You can go on a herpes revenge spree and infect your whole town.

>>35204365
You're a normie now, you can safely fuck to your hearts content with other women with herpes

>>35204403
No girl wants to fuck a guy with herpes

>>35204288
That's what you get for abandoning 2D and fucking an ugly hambeast.

You'll be in line with the chads on the day of the rope.

>>35204365
Do you have herpes now?

>>35204435
What about women who themselves have herpes retard

>>35204458
Probably
>>35204460
I can barely find women who want to fuck, let alone the 1 in 8 women who have herpes who want to fuck. Also, gross

>>35204403
basically this>>35204460

pretty gross desu, but it's not like you'll get herpes again *le shrug*

only problem is a chick with herpes is probably more likely to have other diseases too...

>>35204438
It's what I deserve for trying to be something I'm not

>>35204487
>the 1 in 8 women who have herpes
AHAHAHAHAHA PFFFTHAHAHA

>50%+ have some kind herpes anyway
>chances of getting it from a single encounter are pretty low as man
Americans are only worried about herpes because drug companies want to make money.

OP have you even gotten an STD test yet?

>>35204288
meet up with her again and fucking pummel that whore with your hard fists of bone. break her skull man. destroy her.

>>35204312
Literally every one you know probably has herpes.

It can be transmitted through silver ware, sharing cups/straws, toothbrushes, etc. It's so fucking common that doctors almost don't seem to give a fuck when some one comes in worried they have it at this point.


>>35204288
Until and if you have an outbreak, I honestly wouldn't worry about it. And even then, after the first one or two outbreaks, it's quite possible and likely you will never have another. Or at least a "noticable" one.

Like that song from Frightened Rabbit:

"If we both got the same diseases, it's irrelevant"

>>35204665
Labial herpes and genital herpes are completely different, my good man.

>>35204288
Let me tell you a secret about women. They are actually the promiscuous sex and they hate monogamy. They don't care about STIs and will take any disease Chad has. You need to be careful with all women because all women are Chads pet slut

>>35204705
While that is true, statistically over a million people in the US alone have genital herpes. That's extremely high. However, OP is a dumbass. He fucked a girl on a website specifically for fucking random people, everyone on the website clearly sleeps around and are sex driven idiots. Did he really expect to find a clean girl in that environment?

>>35204705
Nope, they are not. A lot of people who have oral herpes actually got the genital form orally and vice versa.

As well go to a doc and get tested. You did not necessarily get infected.

>>35204742
what about the 50% of men that dismiss monogamy? statistically it's 50/50 though and both men and women love to have multiple sexual partners at once

>>35204795
They're different strands, if you go sucking diseased dick, yeah, you'll contract it orally but don't expect pimples on your dick just because you have cold sores.

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ayyyyyyy lmao. Not even a condom, u dumb shit for brains?

>DUDE I want to get laid!
>this girl said she's clean!
>I believe her!
>even though she's fucking me the first day we met in person!
>I bet she's even a virgin!

>>35204288
that's what you get for messing with 3d women

>>35204815
Those men are lying to themselves. They think the can pull Chad moves and fuck random sluts. They can't do that.

Are there any drugs for herpes like with HIV that reduce your chance of infection if taken shortly after exposure?

Ha, reminds me of that anon that went down on a prostitute. Wonder what ever happened to him.

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>anon leaves his house
>gets herpes

This is what you get

>thinking women are clean and tell the truth
Seriously, you really are better off a virgin. Should have listened.

>>35204288
Sue her dude. She has lied to you and gave you a permanent disease

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>Never have sex
>Never get an STD
I guess that's the silver lining

>>35204288
i have herpes bro, it isn't that bad. don't let it get you too down

>>35205041
There are some people out there who were infected with STDs from their own mother during birth. Imagine how much that must suck - a virgin suffering consequences usually reserved for reckless sex-havers.

>>35204947
I know of a Japanese fellow who has gone down on many literal whores and he's clean. No idea how he does it.

>>35205055
and don't let anyone else go down on you lmao

Just go and look up the rates of infection from one encounter as a straight male, especially if you had no open sores and neither did she.

Stop worrying senpai, also as other anons have said, it's widespread as fuck.
I wouldn't be overly surprised if I had it desu. Never used a condom and fucked a fair number of girls for someone as autistic as me.

>>35205192
my girlfriend does all the time so..... lolz. you only have a 1/10,000 chance of spreading it when you don't have an outbreak (which happens like once every 3 years or less). it's the same risk as dying in a car crash. either the girl lied to OP saying she didn't have an outbreak or he won the shit lottery. either way it seriously isn't that bad

>>35205171
You can also get it from wearing helmets and playing contact sports. Herpes is really not a STI

>>35204288
Something like 70% of the population has herpes

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>>35204855
>never had sex
>have genital warts

What did my body mean by this? No, im serious what the fuck is wrong with my benis?

>>35204288
>he fell for the normie meme

I warn you about STDs bro

>>35205328
well that really sucks. you can get cancer bro, stay careful. also you must have gotten it from your mom...

>>35205328
>never had sex
>never kissed anyone
>have herpes
HSV-1, but still. My life is a cruel joke

>>35205402
Are you serious? I mean is it like i have a higher risk of getting kanker or what? What does mz mom has to do with it?

>>35204534
>>35204665
>>35204705
>>35204855
>>35205055
>>35205249
>>35205265
>>35205283
>>35205306

Lel all these normos that think that Herpes is no big deal. It's not as widespread as you retards believe. It's being linked with Alzheimers nowadays.

>>35205434
sometimes you can get it as a kid from a simple kiss on the cheek by someone infected. could be your mum or any other family member that kissed you

>>35205328
I'm sorry anon, really. If it's any consolation, a ton of fucking people have HPV. Did you put acid on them?

>>35205426
I have herpes too( in adition to genitalwarts), anon. Truly is a cruel joke desu.

>>35204288
How soon after sex can you tell that you've got herpes?

>>35204387
>>35204312
>>35204322
Only spreading AIDS knowingly is a crime.

>>35205464
No i havent really done anything about them. Until today i thought i have some things on my dick because i only shower twice a month.

>>35205447
have sex when young and enjoy life vs not getting alzheimers when you're 90.... hmmmmm

Fuck you Chad!
You're no better than her previous 16 sexual partners.

>>35204288
Herpes isn't a big deal you screaming baby. It's just the flu with cold sores. You'll be fine, loser.

>>35205477
Not sure if it goes for kissing as well but once my brothers girlfriend kissed me on my lips and the next week i had a fat piece of herpes on my lip.

>>35205426
there's ugly, stupid, poor, sick niggers in Africa who are born with HIV from their mothers and die from starvation before they can even die from AIDS.

At least one such person is born every day. There was a famine in Somalia where people died of hunger as recently as 2011.

>>35205556
>brothers girlfriend
please elaborate

>>35205447
>linked with Alzheimers
So is drinking from soft plastic bottles. Herpes isn't a big deal.

>>35204288
That sucks, I have a dark dot on the head of my dick around the ridge, went to the clinic...no test for male hpv, have no idea what it is. At least herpes comes and goes, no permanent sores.

>>35205447
Herpes is super common. Oral herpes is practically universal in most countries and athletes often get football herpes. The latter is w he you get herpes on your hands

>>35205586
Cool, I also hear there are starving kids in China

>>35205532
>have sex
>enjoy life
why are normies so primitive? there's more to life than having sex and most of it doesn't give you uncurable diseases.

>>35205434
https://www.cancer.gov/about-cancer/causes-prevention/risk/infectious-agents/hpv-fact-sheet

>>35205605
>football herpes
>herpes on your hands
That's called herpetic whitlow. I got it once. Way less annoying than a cold sore

>>35205605
Nope. The real statistics shows that herpes is not that much widespread as the popular ones. It's something like 50%.

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>>35204534
>"it's j-just an incurable disease that causes grotesque lesions, increases the spread of other diseases and is a known causal agent for Alzheimer's. N-no big deal!" t. plague rat

>>35205587
one night my brothers girlfriend was over and they were drinkimg in the living room, so when i came down to get some food she kinda asked me if i ever had a girlfriend or if ive been kissed before. I stuttered no and she got up and put her tongue in my mouth. Thats all there really is to it, my brother was in the bathroom at that moment so i never really asked him what that was all about.

>>35205681
That's huge. You have coin toss chance of catching it. Also it gets more common as you age

>>35205666
It's permanent. And if you rub your face or jerk off it can spreadbherpes to your dick

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>>35205622
Thanks for the info, anon. Ill make sure to get that checked out.

>>35205720
Not at all. You have lower chances if your sexual partners had less partners themselves.

If you normie monkeys were not rubbing yourselves onto each other these kinds of diseases would be eradicated in a few generations.

>>35205328
See a doc. Maybe an sti you contracted via a needle at another doc or such, but as well may just be ingrown hair or acne.

>>35205616
This board worships a guy who killed people because he couldn't get laid. We call people who don't agree with us cucks. Sex is probably the most important aspect of life. Everything is built around it like politics and business. Why do you oppose immigration? Because immgrants might fuck your daughter. Why do you get a job? Because women won't have sex with you if you don't spend money on them. Sex is everything

>>35204784
>less than .3% of the population
>implying statistical significance

>>35205768
Outside of ugly people this isn't the case. Any desirable woman has fuckrd Chad and Chad spreads disease

>>35205745
Well yeah, permanent in the same way cold sores are permanent. I already had HSV-1, only that time it presented itself on the finger for whatever reason. Both HSV-1 and 2 can surface on lips, eyes, nose, hands, feet. They just more commonly stay on the lips and genitals respectively

>>35205826
That can't be true. There are 50 million blacks in America. That means That more than 65 million people have herpes

>>35204435

>nobody wants to fuck people with herpes
>herpes is widepsread

makes you use your intelligent brain

>>35205806
So do it safely, retard.

>>35205829
Then you faggot white-knights chase those diseased sluts and get them pregnant with a kid that will end up contracting the same disease his father got because he was pussy starved.

>>35204288
>>tell her condoms don't protect against herpes, and viral shedding means you're always infectious

True but your odds from a single sexual encounter of catching it when she's not having an outbreak are low.

I wouldn't stress it too much.

FYI I'm a KV wizard but I'm also a doctor. I'm pretty sure I read a study a while back showing taking Truvada reduces your chance of catching herpes. Funny enough there are no studies showing whether taking valacyclovir/acyclovir will reduce your chance of catching herpes.

I've always figured if I went down South to Columbia on a sex tourism hooker binge I'd load myself up on every antiviral possible in anticipation to reduce the chances of ending up with something like that.

Herpes is really the only significant STD left given that the rest are curable and/or prevented by condoms.

>>35205887
Ever heard of the seven year rule? After seven years relationships are usually unstable

>>35205498
knowingly spreading any kind of disease is against the law, he just needs to show the conversation as evidence of the girl being aware of the herpiss

>>35206024

Accurate. If he develops herpes, he could sue her for lying to him. However, he would have to prove he didn't have herpes before his sexual encounter with her which would require one of the following:

1) Proving he was a virgin before (impossible), or
2) HSV serology bloodwork from before sex with her (also impossible now since it's too late)

>>35206024
XDDDDDDD
good meme, then you look at court cases and find zero incidences of joe blow winning these cases
OP said Australia

>>35204288
>Robot lost virginity and contract Herpes

I want fucking die now

>>35204288

Dude, all the normies above 14 have Herpes. Enjoy your normie tag.

>>35206049
>2) HSV serology bloodwork from before sex with her (also impossible now since it's too late)
I recommend all your virgins do that. I'm a kv and I did mine and I'm clean. Just in case a miracle happens and I become normie.

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>>35205601
I have a couple of itchy white spots on the shaft and some time ago I had a couple of red spots on the head, they're gone now.
There's also a rather large pink rash on my balls, itchy as fuck and the whole balls area is generally itchy.
What the hell are those things? I haven't been with a woman since 2013 ffs! I don't want to go to a doctor and show them muh dick, shit's awkward. Doesn't seem like I can avoid it though.

>>35206125

Hahaha LOL. Hilarious.

What good can come from this realistically? Also HSV type specific serology costs up to $150 depending on where you are. Not really worth the money just so one day you can sue a whore who has no money anyway for giving you herpes.

>>35206168
Money is not a problem for me. I did it for my own sake. Pretty satisfied with the results. Suing a whore must awesome. I'm fucking ready.

>>35206161
Those are probably all different forms of fungal infections. The ball thing is most likely jock itch. Keep your junk clean

>>35205684
and meat is linked to cancer and other shit, but most people aren't vegan.

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It took my a while to realize OPs pic was of a dick, and not some moldy tomatoes

Can you even catch herpes if she wasn't having an outbreak, though?

>>35206359
herpes sheds without symptoms.

>>35205507
At least up your showers to twice a week like me.
I would take showers more often if my skin wasn't dry as fuck.

>>35206223
Thanks for the reply. I googled and found some home remedies, I'll try some before embarassing myself in front of a doctor.

>>35206204

Even then you're not thinking this through very much.

You would have to get a fresh test again right before fucking her to prove you didn't pick up anything in the months/years leading up to then. And you'd have to go in court and convince them you're an incel/volcel who just fucked that one girl.

No one wins there.

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SAVED. pic related. you need not worry

>>35206223

If it's tinea cruris (fungal), the guy can buy some clotrimazole cream over the counter at any pharmacy and use it. It's the same shit women use for vaginal yeast infections.

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>>35204288
>Never had sex
>Got herpes somehow
Fuck this gay planet

>>35206815
>

That's really interesting. Thanks.

You can read more about the vaccine they're working on here:

http://rationalvaccines.com/vaccines-frequently-asked-questions

>>35206959
>vaccine
No thanks, I'm already autistic, I don't need to become double autistic

>>35206982

lol'd. Seriously though it's fascinating and looks like a legit vaccine that could solve the herpes epidemic just like the chicken pox vaccine has now prevented an entire generation from having to have chicken pox when they're 7-12 years old.

They're almost the same virus. A herpes vaccine would be a huge game changer.

Herpes is half the reason I don't fuck hookers.

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where do herpes come from? how does it work?

>>35207115
Blisters just sprout up. Some times not a lot. But "outbreaks" are when you look hideous. Where it originates from I have no idea.

>>35207115

The virus stays dormant in your nerves and reactivates periodically as blister clusters in the skin.

>>35204312
I bet that the courts consider it a gift, much like how they treat sperm.

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>>35205605
>Oral herpes is practically universal in most countries
kekno

Only in third-world shitholes is it close to "universal", and that's HSV1, not HSV2. Less than 20% of Americans have HSV2, and that number includes non-whites who have upwards of 50% infection rates

If you have herpes you are essentially a nigger

>>35204487
So you haven't had an outbreak? Ma nigga you could be safe. Get yourself tested in a week to be sure.

>>35206359
Yes, almost all infections are the result of asymptomatic shredding

>>35204855
Im pretty sure I fucked a chick who had hpv. But i have gotten the shots plus i used a condom.

>>35207115
Viruses originate from defective mutations in normal cells, they are like cancer.

>>35206870
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore

16 sexual partners should have been a warning sign...

>>35204288
if it helps you feel any better I have herpes and I am a KHV

alot of people have it

>>35208298
>alot of whores and whorespawn have it
ftfy

>>35204312
yeah not kidding man that fucked up of her

you should try to sue her what if it were aids or some shit instead?

fucking roasties man

>>35208326
Nah m8, you can get it other ways. For instance I contracted the virus in middle school band because the whore who used the school saxophone the year before me never cleaned it out.

>>35204288
God played a pretty fucked up joke on you, that's for sure

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>>35204288
Awww man I feel so sorry for you

>>35204288
I'd fucking sue the shit out of that whore

>>35208326
herpes is not exclusive to sexual contact.

There's a reason the Herpesviridae dna viruses( chickenpox,shingles, hsv1,hsv2) are one of the most infectious in the world

>>35208403
some people get it at the gym too if they use something right after someone with an activate outbreak does

>>35204665
>everyone has herpes
>being this retarded

OP you dun goofed, hope it was worth it

I fuck whores like all the time and don't have herpes

>>35204855
i used condoms bro, op here

>>35204784
>statistically over a million people in the US alone have genital herpes
Yeah man <.33% of people is fucking huge.
Fuck off.

>>35206049
OP here, I actually had to have a bunch of blood tests done before I came to uni. Do you think I could prove it was her?
also, when I kill myself, does anyone here want my stuff?

>>35209262

No one routinely checks HSV serology on bloodwork at least not in my country.

Also stop panicking so much. She wasn't even having an outbreak at the time of sex.

The odds of you having caught anything are negligible.

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>sexual diseases are nothin bro
>cus put urself out there bro