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Hey, fembots have you ever dated a guy who was less attractive

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Hey, fembots have you ever dated a guy who was less attractive than you and bots have you ever dated a chick who was better looking than you?

If so, how did you do it, what was it like and what were people's reaction?

I make these threads to give me hope.
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>robot
>has dated

I dont think you quite get the definiton of being a robot, reddit-kun.
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>>35204315
You know what I means. Just anybody on here who has ever dated.
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youre a real quirky and zany guy whos awesome, there you go reddit cuck. go back to /r/4chan you fag
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>>35204381
no. And you didn't answer my question in my OP, probably because you have never dated a girl let alone one that was more attractive than you.
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Absolutely, i have a really low self esteem, I dated a guy who was a solid 3/10 (I'm probably a 7 or 8) he was also a virgin and had really bad teeth but he was tall, he also had really thin long hair and had male-pattern baldness. I jerked him off a few times before I got bored and generally disgusted by him. (His dick was also 4 inches tops)
I primarily get really attracted to guys who I know would be virgins just because something about it intrigues me.
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>>35204501
Damn. Can you provide a timestamp please senpai?
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>>35204443
what about you, you dated a 3/10 when you're a 2/10, id love to hear about your hilarious and whacky adventures with this girl
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Find the hot ones with low self esteem because you're disgusting and that's just how it goes.
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ive had women way more attracted in me interested in me. but never made a move because i have autism. keep in mind that they never talked to me if they had it would have been over within 30 seconds.
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>>35204536
Hah! Jokes on you, I've never had a girlfriend!
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>>35204540
Thanks for the advice!

>>35204576
Yep, same.
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I've dated 2 girls that I'd say were way out of my league

A guy approached me in the street one time and asked how I did it when I was walking with one of them. I said "if you get it you get it" and he just laughed and said fair enough then walked off
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>>35204237
>Fembots
>Robots
>Date
>More attractive

Please get out and never comeback you normie scum.
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>>35204237
I dated a girl who wasn't as attractive as me, but we had everything in common, and got along great. She was my best friend in the world.

Then she gained 35 pounds and left me in spite of that, because she stopped loving me.
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>>35204672
I am not a fucking normie! You are probably more normie than me! You get the fuck out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Man, I can't even date girls with poor self-esteem who are uglier than me. Every insecure fembot gets disgusted by me sooner or later.
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What's the latest gossip about Eliza?

God I love her.
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Would a fembot date me?

yummy organization original
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>>35204724
>Learn how to clean yourself
>Deodorant
>The Mens Hair Book
>Keep a clean room
>Stop jerking off so much

All things that will help with that, but all things that take effort and are for fags anyways
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>>35204762
I am incapable of sexual intercourse, perhaps you could compliment me on my appearance and personality, and I could do the same.
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>>35204736
She is still with that mexican kid
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>>35204711
Even your fucking rage quote is bad..

Please stop making shit threads letting the good and actual robot threads die.

Please get out you are the plage of this board we don't need your kind here.
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Pic related was first gf. I thought she was cute, and certainly more attractive than I was. She was really awkward and sweet and I was her first boyfriend. People were pretty impressed that I had a gf like her.

When I broke up with her, she decided to attempt suicide and from what I hear her life is now a wreck. It's kinda sad.
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She posted two pics last week.

>>35204787

No, Jakie dumped her.
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>>35204813

Other new Eliza pic.
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>>35204813
Why he dump her?
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>>35204711
>not normie
>thinking bots get bfs/gfs
Pick one normie
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>>35204778
What?
Is this a sarcastic statement or a request?
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>>35204777
Huh? It's my personality, like 99% of robots. I'm actually attractive. And I can't even get obese fembots to talk back to me. Man.
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>>35204799
Why the fuck did you break up with her. She's at least a 10 in robot standards!
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>>35204835

In general: because she's a borderline mess. I can't talk about specifics.
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>>35204908
What do you, the anon of the original post I am replying to, think?
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>>35204955
"borderline" as in BPD? Because if so you don't need to go into specifics.
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>>35204849
>>35204789
I am a fucking robot and a half you fucking ass hole. I'm not accepted by normies, and that's bad enough. Going here is the only place I can find peace. I have listened to the 10-hour manifesto that Elliot Rogers made. I am not also going to be rejected by you bots! It's the only place I can go and feel like I fit in!
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>>35204501
>but he was tall

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35204955
You're a fucking normie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Get's attractive girlfriend
>Dumps her for having a weird personality

Literally chad tier levels!
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>>35204955
>>35204979
BPD is a no go, but a mess is kinda hot
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>>35204969
To me it seems like
You are saying to me


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>I am incapable of sexual intercourse, perhaps you could compliment me on my appearance and personality, and I could do the same.

Just give it up


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What?
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>>35205033
You don't understand BPD.
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>>35204979

Yeah. Here's her diagnosis sheet.
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>>35204979
I'm pretty sure she posted some form that said she had BDP along with other things but I don't have copies
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>>35204501
Do you have borderline personality disorder? This seems to be a trend among borderline women. They go for virgins because they have really low self esteem and feel like he is less likely to leave them.
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>>35205035
You guys are fucking Chads. We robots understand that we do not have an option. We take what we can get. Beggers cannot be choosers! I would date a girl if she had freaking multiply convictions for god sake!
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>>35205043
Explaine! CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35205000
>Liking a failed normie that is Elliot.
>Normies don't like me
>Being rejected by bots

Please get out Failed Normie.
I thought you where a normie at frist but i guess you are just his failed version.

Anyway desu

>>>/Get/
>>>/out/
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I dated a fat chick once when I was thirsty in highschool. She was pretty gross. Once she started getting insecure and everyone looked at me like I was retarded for dating her I decided to just end it.

She would do anything to please me sexually, we'd fuck and then I'd pull out and cum in her mouth and she would drink my cum. She also let me do anal and licked my ass.

No other girl has been so up for doing degenerate shit but I think that she just knew that she was fat and knew she'd have to put extra effort in.

I looked her up on facebook and she is a medical professional now, good for her. Even fatter than before though :/
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>>35205094
What am I, who am I and where am I!

Where do I belong!
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>>35205042
I'm a man.
Who shitposts on this board to distract myself from my responsibilities I have in this world.
And though my procrastination will catch up to me soon, and everything I've done up to this point will be put to waste, I can't stop.
Maybe I'm trying to behave in such an autistic manner to get my fellow anons to bully me off this site, to finally get me to leave.
But so far it hasn't worked, and I continue to torture myself along with the rest of you.
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>>35205069
Dude BPD are literally there just to break you constantly. They are psychos, they will nag and yell. Plus they think the world revolves around them and they are better, when they know nothing.
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>>35205145
Oh Okay Anon
Do you think I look nice
Maybe I'll live a better life then you
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>>35205172
Dude, what I am about to say is unironically and is actually how I feel.

That paragraph that you wrote kinda turned me on. Do you know where I can find BPD girls?

It sounds how. IS it bad do you have personal experiences? Try to convince me that it's bad.
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I dated a girl who is a 7 or 8 and I'm a 5 or 6. I basically groomed her from when she was 16 and then finally took her virginity when she was 18. I was 4 years older.
Her friends treated me awkwardly, like I shouldn't have been there, but that could have been the age gap. They were cordial and not rude, but I could tell they were keeping their distance like they didn't think I'd be around for long. Additionally she never posted pics of us on her fb or Instagram. After I broke up with her, her next boyfriend had his pics on the insta instantly.
Aside from that, she treated me like real love and I never felt inferior or anything.
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>>35205172
Dated one for a year. First real Gf. Broke me but looking back, it was a hell of a ride.
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>>35205239
see>>35205235
Convince me it is a bad thing. SO far it sounds fun!
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>>35205210
I don't know.
I'm not a homosexual.
The first image looked a bit better, and I think your hair might look better in a different style.
That being said, you should keep in mind that I've never had a romantic encounter with any female for the entirety of my life, nor would I have known what to do in such a situation.
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I'm a fembot and dated a girl a lot less attractive than me. I didn't care at all that she didn't look as good because I loved her so much as a person, and I always did my best to make her feel beautiful anyway. I'd do it again with a guy or girl if I liked them so much.
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>>35204237
A sausage is a cylindrical meat product usually made from ground meat, often pork, beef or veal, along with salt, spices and other flavourings and breadcrumbs, with a skin around it. Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold uncooked are usually cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing and the casing may then be removed.

Sausage making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked.

There is a huge range of national and regional varieties of sausages, which differ by their flavouring or spicing ingredients (garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), the meat(s) used in them and their manner of preparation.


Etymology


The word "sausage" was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled "sawsyge". [1]This word came "...from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse)". [2]The French word "saussiche" came "...from Vulgar Latin *salsica "sausage," from salsicus "seasoned with salt," from Latin salsus [meaning] "salted".[3]


History


Sausage making is an outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers would salt various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They would then stuff them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.
Early humans made the first sausages by stuffing roasted intestines into stomachs.
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>>35205254
It can be a bad thing but also very fun. You just have to go into the relationship knowing not to really fall in love, but act like you are or she'll stab you. The people who say you can never date a BPD girl are hyping up the disorder just a bit. Just don't leave your heart open when going in.
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>>35205236
This guy again. I also had a brief stint with a solid 8
I was on Yikyak one day and made a post about how I want a friend with benefits who I'm actually friends with, not just an empty fuck buddy thing where neither of us give a shit. Some girl was like yeah I feel the same way. I asked for her kik and we get to talking
We eventually meet and hook up, and let me tell you boys it was great. Best body, best face, best fuck, and most importantly the best personality on a girl I've ever met. She was marriage material straight up.
I won't get into too many details, but we soon start being a little more romantic than friendly. Holding hands out in public, hanging out cuddling without even fucking, etc. She admits she's getting attached to me.
Then one day, it ends. I still don't know why, but my best guess is that she met her current boyfriend around that time. I still think about her at least once a week, despite being with a few girls since, and this was like 2 years ago.
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>>35205235
Man its a waste of time dating one. BPD girls will wreck you emotionally. They are literally mouth breathing SWJs.
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>>35205274
How old are you?
Ever considered getting /fit/ ?

My ex-best friend had never held a girl's hand until I helped him, but it only led to him rejecting girls all together, we changed as we went off, I went from a robot to a cyborg, after a while he blocked me and threatened to get me arrested

I haven't spoken to him since, I knew him for four years, he was my only friend that understood me but I never understood him


I've got to sleep now but if this thread is still up (which I doubt) I'll catch you in the next fembot thread, look for me
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>>35205354
Still sounds sexy! Does anybody have any personal experiences dealing with BPD girlfriends?
Also, what's sex like with them.
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>>35205382
19.
Used to be a boxer, but I wouldn't know if that would qualify as /fit/, just normal fit.
I just can't communicate in a normal fashion with other people, all my conversations are dull.
And if feel some sort of emotion with the other person, I start stuttering and eventually begin mumbling.
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>>35205354
I hate how it's fetishized in girls but I have it and it's fucking awful. Any relationship that even started to seem good i ended for no real reason other than bullshit.
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Stop making fucking fembot threads

You are the cancer ruining this board, immediately kill yourself please.
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that feel when no ciara gf
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>>35204237
I dated a girl who was more attractive than me, or I thought so at the time. Now I think she is the ugliest hambeast who ever lived.

I dated a guy who weighed 350 and smelled like swass. his face wasn't good either.

the current guy I am dating is unbearably cute to me.

but I don't know if I am worse looking or better looking than any of these people,,face-wise.
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>>35205473
Stop making fucking trap/transgender threads

You are the cancer ruining this board, immediately kill yourself please.
>FTFY
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>>35205047
>>35205059
It says "evaluate for" you fucking morons.
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Why would I ever date a guy that is more attractive than me? I would feel like shit all of the time, knowing that he could find someone better.
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>>35205557
>It says "evaluate for" you fucking morons.

Yeha and? What's the big deal.
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>>35205572
Evaluate for /= actually having
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>>35205572
It doesn't say she actually had it, this is her actual diagnosis. Look under mental health history
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In addition to roast beef, deli style sandwiches, called "Sex Market Fresh Roasties," are sold at Arby's. The original lineup of sandwiches included Roast Beef and Swiss, Roast Turkey and Swiss, Roast Ham and Swiss, and Roast Chicken Shit. With the exception of the Chicken Shit, all Market Fresh Sandwiches came with the standard toppings of spicy brown man seed, mayonnaise, red onion rings, green a fucking leaf lettuce, tomato slices and sliced Swiss cheese. Additions to the Market Fresh lineup included Roast Turkey Ranch and Bacon and the Ultimate BLT. Market Fresh Five-Star Club, served on Harvest White Bread, was introduced in 2003 for a limited time.

The Ultimate roastie was released for a limited time in 2002 and later in 2012.

In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone, French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme, and Pot Roastie sandwiches.

Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.

In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchises' contracts expire with Cuck a Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepe Piss Jugs, the only exception was the Arby's located at ur moms house because the house has its own separate contract with Cuck a Cola for other fat purposes, particularly the feminist roastie department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into Tendies.

Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabatta roll, were first introduced . The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swiss Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club. Three months latr, the Toasted Subs product line was extended to include the Meatball Roasted and Toasted Roastie Sub and the Chicken Parmesan Sub.
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>>35204237

I am a broke ass 21 year old drug dealer living with my mom.
I'm 5/10 at best, but I don't look like anyone else

I got a legit 8/10 gf who spends alot of her money on me
Guess she really loves me.
I'm not boring though. Got a few skills.
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In addition to roast beef, deli style sandwiches, called "Sex Market Fresh Roasties," are sold at Arby's. The original lineup of sandwiches included Roast Beef and Swiss, Roast Turkey and Swiss, Roast Ham and Swiss, and Roast Chicken Shit. With the exception of the Chicken Shit, all Market Fresh Sandwiches came with the standard toppings of spicy brown man seed, mayonnaise, red onion rings, green a fucking leaf lettuce, tomato slices and sliced Swiss cheese. Additions to the Market Fresh lineup included Roast Turkey Ranch and Bacon and the Ultimate BLT. Market Fresh Five-Star Club, served on Harvest White Bread, was introduced in 2003 for a limited time.

The Ultimate roastie was released for a limited time in 2002 and later in 2012.

In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone, French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme, and Pot Roastie sandwiches.

Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.

In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchises' contracts expire with Cuck a Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepe Piss Jugs, the only exception was the Arby's located at ur moms house because the house has its own separate contract with Cuck a Cola for other fat purposes, particularly the feminist roastie department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into Tendies.

Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabatta roll, were first introduced . The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swizs Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club. Three months later, the Toasted Subs product line was extended to include the Meatball Roasted and Toasted Roastie Sub and the Chicken Parmesan Sub.
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>Be chubby, but decent face
>Ignored entirely romantically
>21, decide to get fit
>22, lost all weight, look better
>Halfway through study in a decent field
>Roasties start showing interest
>Notice they keep trying to take advantage of me hard
>Shoot down their advances, sex isn't worth becoming a little bitch
>Still tfw no gf because it's not like my already shitty personality boosted by the ego jerkoff that is being fit and doing well in my field has helped
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In addition to roast beef, deli style sandwiches, called "Sex Market Fresh Roasties," are sold at Arby's. The original lineup of sandwiches included Roast Beef and Swiss, Roast Turkey and Swiss, Roast Ham and Swiss, and Roast Chicken Shit. With the exception of the Chicken Shit, all Market Fresh Sandwiches came with the standard toppings of spicy brown man seed, mayonnaise, red onion rings, green a fucking leaf lettuce, tomato slices and sliced Swiss cheese. Additions to the Market Fresh lineup included Roast Turkey Ranch and Bacon and the Ultimate BLT. Market Fresh Five-Star Club, served on Harvest White Bread, was introduced in 2003 for a limited time.

The Ultimate roastie was released for a limited time in 2002 and later in 2012.

In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone, French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme, and Pot Roastie sandwiches.

Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.

In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchises' contracts expire with Cuck a Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepe Piss Jugs, the only exception was the Arby's located at ur moms house because the house has its own separate contract with Cuck a Cola for other fat purposes, particularly the feminist roastie department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into Tendies.

Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabata roll, were first introduced . The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swiss Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club. Three months later, the Toasted Subs product line was extended to include the Meatball Roasted and Toasted Roastie Sub and the Chicken Parmesan Sub.
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>>35204237
Since a 3/10 female has as much SMV as a 7/10 male, i doubt anyone here has dated their looksmax. Think how a legit 2/10 girl would look. Fat, deformed, absolutely repelling.
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>>35204501
Does your name happen to be Lauren? This guy sounds exactly like my friend.
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>>35205008
Manlets aren't real men.
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Im a 8/10 and dated a 2/10 for fours years. He taught me that looks don't mean shit and he was the nicest person I had ever met. One of the best experiences of my life. My manipulation and co trolling nature eventually ended us
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My ex is an 8/10 tall blonde cheerleader type. When we started dating she was 18 and fuck her body was incredible. She still looks pretty good today but damn she was fine back then. I was a dorky kissless virgin and it was my first serious gf but she was somehow head over heels for me and was patient and kind at all my beta tendencies.

Being with her was empowering at first but it quickly became unbelievably anxiety inducing. Virtually everytime we went to a party she would have multiple dudes trying to flirt with her. She got asked out repeatedly over the almost 2 years we dated and we would talk about it and laugh but it drove me insane deep down because I knew she secretly loved the attention. How beautiful she was made me feel more and more shitty about how I looked or thought I looked. I started to get really insecure and possessive and yet at the same time I was afraid to confront her about my trust issues in any kind of direct way because I didn't want to risk losing her by raising the issue.

When she eventually dumped me, it completely broke me. Breaking up is always tough and being dumped especially sucks, but damn, when a hot girl does it to you it's fucking brutal.

It's been 2.5 years since then though and I've mostly moved on. For a while I was hung up on her, but time really does heal all wounds. I've bettered myself quite a bit, too, so in a weird way I have her to thank.
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A sausage is a cylindrical meat product
usually made from ground meat,
often pork, beef or veal, along with
salt, spices and other flavourings
and breadcrumbs, with a skin around
it. Typically, a sausage is formed
in a casing traditionally made from
intestine, but sometimes from synthetic
materials. Sausages that are sold
uncooked are usually cooked in many ways,
including pan-frying, broiling and
barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked
during processing and the casing may then be removed.

Sausage making is a traditional food
preservation technique. Sausages may
be preserved by curing, drying
(often in association with fermentation or
culturing, which can contribute to preservation),
smoking or freezing.
Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored
without refrigeration. Most
fresh sausages must be refrigerated or
frozen until they are cooked.

There is a huge range of national and
regional varieties of sausages,
which differ by their flavouring or
spicing ingredients (garlic, peppers, wine, etc.),
the meat(s) used in them and their
manner of preparation.


Etymology


The word "sausage" was first used in
English in the mid-15th century,
spelled "sawsyge". [1]This word came
"...from Old North French saussiche
(Modern French saucisse)". [2]The
French word "saussiche" came "...from Vulgar Latin
*salsica "sausage," from salsicus
"seasoned with salt," from Latin salsus [meaning] "salted".[3]


History


Sausage making is an outcome of
efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage
makers would salt various tissues
and organs such as scraps, organ
meats, blood,
and fat to help preserve them.
They would then stuff them into
tubular casings
made from the cleaned intestines
of the animal, producing the characteristic
cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages,
puddings, and salami are among the oldest
of prepared foods, whether cooked and
eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.
Eerly humans made the first sausages by
stuffing roasted intestines..
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>>35205060
I do have bpd, aren't we just the worst?
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>>35205957
Hmmm... what uh, is the goal of your post exactly?
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>>35205235
I'm a fembot with BPD, do you have any contact information like Skype? I can show you why you don't want anything to do with us.
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>>35205988
No, but I have kik and discord
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>>35205702
Nope, what's your friends name tho
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>>35206005
Discord works, what is it?
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>>35206028
This dude named Angelo, and he fits your description perfectly. Tall, long hair with male pattern baldness, fucked up teeth, and a small to average dick. Plus he definitely gives off the virgin vibe. I shouldn't really be surprised there are tons people out there who are like that though.
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>>35206051
it'spepenotpepe#4481

ForSomeReasonThisIsNotOriginal
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>>35206062
Not him, but tell your friend I'm sorry for his genes
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>>35205988

Send skype

[email protected]
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>>35206112
This dude could be adopted honestly. He has three sisters, and they all smoking hot, his mom is a MILF, and his dad is fairly good looking as well. I don't know what the fuck happened with him.
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>>35204501

Would you date an average height average looks average dick guy and not be disgusted?

my personality is top tier though even if i say so myself
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>>35206051
laidback#9356
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>>35206149
>>35206142
>>35206114
>>35206112
>>35206076
>>35206062

I fucking love dead Koreans.
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>>35206173
WTF is this?

IHateConsensualSex!
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>>35206173
Is that a dick? What the actual fuck?
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>>35205936
Nah, it's better to love and be destroyed than to never love at all. I'm grateful for having dated a girl with BPD even though it ended really really really fucking horribly.
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>>35206318
Tell me more. Im the anon that has a fetish for bpd girls
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>>35206173
Bruh? Did you fuck a goat?
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>>35206114
l sent you it
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>>35206164
strange seeing you trying to pick up mentally ill girls. not surprising.
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>>35206336
She was bipolar also and was basically a lulz so randumb crazy chick who took me on adventures and got me out of my depressed virgin shell. It was actually fucking great until I made the mistake of trying to go long distance for a while. She cucked me and cut contact after I flipped out and I never heard from her again until right before she killed herself.
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>>35206173
YES ANON, SLAY!
DRIVE THEM OUT, AWAY FROM OUR SACRED PLACE!
I knew you could do it.
Oh, never mind, I just noticed the file name.
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>>35206413
>right before she killed herself.
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>>35206424

Still. He is the hero we need. Shit-dick anon, we fucking need you. DRIVE THE NORMIES AND ROASTIES BACK TO NORMIEVILLE
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>>35206440
It's a risk with borderline/bipolar girls. They act impulsively and basically hate themselves deep down. It's a crazy high percentage for suicide rate but I can't remember it off the top of my head.
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>>35206491
I would take care of her and try my best to show her that she's loved. I would never let that happen you FUCKING CHAD out here.

Also, what was sex like if you had any?
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>>35206491

Bipolar girls are more tolerable. Borderline are impossible.
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>>35204237
I have. My first gf was the cutest girl in my class in highschool.

>in love with her since day one I changed schools when 14
>she was cute and smart, popular but not the stacy type
>barely knew I existed for years
>heard everyone of my male classmates when talking about girls compliment her and that she's like everyone's platonic love
>she dated guys from other schools, never from our own
>ff last year of highschool
>puberty finally almost over, my looks where terrible for those years
>now looked decent at least, started lifting and had braces to correct my awful teeth
>went from 3.5/10 to a 6 or 7. She was even cuter, solid 9 by anyones judgement
>they assigned me to sit with her at the beggining of the year in some of the classes
>things start to go pretty well
>she was smart and applied, I was the smart but lazy meme at that time
>she was impressed about that, got better grades than her on a bunch of tests
>we started talking a lot online and cellphone texts, first the nights before a tests and then almost everyday
>literature class was the best since we two were the only ones that actually read the books
>i didnt hang out with anyone of her friends, my pals were school drop outs
>sometimes we would bump into each other on weekends in clubs or parties
>only would say hi and maybe talk for a while but never made a move
>she had a bf but on a long distance relationship, so I was an orbiter the whole time
>somewhere in the middle of the year they broke up
>some weeks after that her parents got divorced
>starts getting closer to me
>when the divorce begun she called me one afternoon after school and asked me if I could take her for a ride somewhere
>wtf its happening
>I would just drive and we'd listen music and joke around
>this goes on for weeks, we start talking about feelings
>felt like I'm living a dream the whole time
>one time drive her out town next to a river and finally made out with her
>tells me she loves me
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>>35206514
>implying I didn't do that

I was just too stupid to understand that she NEEDED a guy to be there for her physically. I thought she could stay faithful, but it was foolish thinking back on it. The sex was pretty amazing although I have nothing else to compare it to, always came multiple times. It really did destroy me and I never recovered. Six years later and I've never dated another person. She was more experienced and showed me the ropes and it was super hot.
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>>35206567
>keep going for rides after school for a month, got a handjob but no sex yet
>she invites me over her place to do homework with her group of girl friends a few times
>then they would leave and we ended up alone
>loose my v card in her bedroom
>dinner with her divorcing parents that night
>felt really weird, it was too much for a day but later she'd laugh with me for my faces and spaghetti
>by this time everyone on school knew we were dating
>people start to talk to me more
>treated me better since they knew I was their friend's bf
>some of the male classmates would congrat me for getting her to be my gf
>others more envious made fun of me everytime they could or speak wrong about me to her behind my back
>once a guy from her group I got along better with told me they had been telling her I was taking drugs just as my drop out friends
>gave zero fucks bc I wasn't
>that shit got me some awkward encounters with her dad tho, who heard about it since he was a teacher

tl;dr
I got my first gf who was way more attractive and the qt of the class first by being a beta virgin orbiter but then showing some alpha features not without spilling some spaghetti in the way. It lasted for a year or so, and most of her friends didn't really liked me, just pretended to since I was her friend's bf. After that year she probably realized she could do better and dumped me.
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>>35206572
>implying I didn't do that
I would have tried harder! I would have even wrestled with her if I had to. There is no pleasure that is more wonderful than the one you get from comforting a broken woman!
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dated a girl who was way out of my league, she had really low standards i guess, wasnt great.
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>>35206522
There's a lot of overlap in the symptoms depending on what type of borderline she is and they're often diagnosed with both. The ones who use impulsive acts to counter negative overwhelming emotions are almost indistinguishable from bipolar girls in the manic phase. Borderline girls just swing much faster from one extreme to the next while bipolar girls will have extended periods of manic energy and happiness without going crazy bitch on you every two seconds.
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>>35204813
I don't really know who the fuck she is.
But I'd date her and turn her into a normie.
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>>35204237
n addition to roast beef, deli style sandwiches, called "Market Fresh Sandwiches," are sold at Arby's. The original lineup of sandwiches included Roast Beef and Swiss, Roast Turkey and Swiss, Roast Ham and Swiss, and Roast Chicken Caesar. With the exception of the Chicken Caesar, all Market Fresh Sandwiches came with the standard toppings of spicy brown honey mustard, mayonnaise, red onion rings, green leaf lettuce, tomato slices and sliced Swiss cheese. Additions to the Market Fresh lineup included Roast Turkey Ranch and Bacon and the Ultimate BLT. Market Fresh Five-Star Club, served on Harvest White Bread, was introduced in 2003 for a limited time.[46]

The Ultimate BLT was released for a limited time in 2002[47] and later in 2012.[48]

In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone,[49] French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme,[50] and Pot Roast[51][52] sandwiches.

Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.[53]

In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchisees' contracts expire with Coca-Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepsi-Cola,[54] the only exception was the Arby's located at Youngstown State University because the University has its own separate contract with Coca-Cola for other university purposes, particularly the athletic department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into a Wendy's.[55]

Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabatta roll, were first introduced in September 2007. The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swiss Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club.[56] later, the Toasted Subs product line was extended to include the Meatball Toasted Sub and the Chicken Parmesan Toasted Sub.[57]
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>>35206386
who the fuck are you

inb4 vyro
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>>35206804
Why are you writing these?
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>>35206804
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arby%27s
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>>35206877

>he doesn't worship arby's

gtfo faggot
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>>35206114
>>35206352
>tfw abandoned before you even met somebody and never got replied to by email or added on skype
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>>35204237
>Hey, fembots have you ever dated a guy who was less attractive than you

i don't understand, guys aren't attractive in the same sense as girls. it's apples and oranges (erm, eggplants?).

i've met guys who would make prettier girls than me. is that what you meant?

>not deliberately being obtuse
>just sounds like it
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>>35206901
I'm from London we don't have Arby's
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>>35207030
What is this man?
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>>35206164
Hey it's that one guy.
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OP here trying to keep the thread alive. juts know that i am still reading comments
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I always go for guys less attractive to me so they can b my lil pets
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>>35207481
Hi, how are you? Are you single?
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>>35204237
Ive dated a girl who was much better looking and one that was definitely less better looking.

It was harder dating the better looking girl since I had to strive to keep up with her. Most people though it was cause I must have had a good personality and I got positive words from my dudes.

With the below average looking girl my friends always asked why and couldnt see her through my eyes so I wouldnt bring her around them cause they were dicks. It was more fun dating her cause she appreciated me more than the hot girl.
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>>35207549
nah I have a pet 5/10 chubbo rn shoo shoo
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>>35207581
Cool. Since you know, the other girl was less attractive than you what made you want to date her?
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>>35204237
>Any bot
>Dating
That's biologically impossible, it would break the natural order of things!
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>>35204237
Yes. The only gf I ever had. I am fat and 5'7" and she was about my height and slim and healthy and cute.

Idk how I did it honestly. She flirted with me for like 3 months and I tried to flirt back but never initiated any intimacy beyond a hug, then finally her friends approached me and told me to "go for it" so I did and we dated for two months.

People reacted to us pretty normally, they were nice and said we were a cute couple etc.
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>>35207611
she was really nice to me and looks have kinda stopped being super big to me. she was really easy for me to talk to and we would talk on the phone for hours. Just a good pair I guess. I saw her not only a girlfriend but also a regular friend.

the hot girl I could only date not hang out with
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>>35206164

this dude is so desperate for female attention it's sad.
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>>35205679
>SMV
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>>35205988
Email me already. I want to see why

[email protected]
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>>35207878
Fuck off. I know this is someone from my server.
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>>35204237
every chick ive ever dated/or has been interested in me has been infinitely more attractive than I am.

I am ugly as fuck
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