>Hey anon, wanna come over and watch some anime? :3 What do?

punch her the fuck out reflexively

Post moar originally

>>35204977
Reply: "I'm sorry, I'm not into anime. However we can do some cunnilingus instead, if you're interested."

I would. At most I'd be looking to hook-up but I don't really know how I feel about an actual relationship right now.
Having a hard time after my break-up

>>35204977
Say yes because I crave female contact but I am NEET.

>>35204977
this girl is so cute. who is she?

>>35204977
no fuck off i have league to play and i'd bet money you're one of those dumb fucks who comments on EVERY. SINGLE. THING. THAT. HAPPENS.

>>35204977
go to her place listen to Nortenas drink her dads Tequila and then proceed to fuck like rabbits
>inb4 she is not chicana

>>35205518
kill yourself normalfag and get off my board

>>35205538
And anons on here wonder why they are virgins.

>>35204977
piss off, i only fuck gringas mijita

>>35204977
Fall in love. Simple as that.

>>35205538
My wife's daughter.

Original.

>>35205568
I always wondered how normal was too normal for /r9k/
There must be some medium between full-blown parent-living NEET and raging Chad

>>35205650
It's called a cyborg.

Original

ask for her top 10 favorite anime and base my answer on that.

>>35205583
What does finding a girl cute have to do with being a virgin

>>35204977
I wanna know how she gets her hair like that

>>35205718
Only bitter misogynists with an unhealthy obsession with cuckoldry get laid, cuck.

>>35204977
I would marry her instantly.

>>35204977
MOAR FOAR THE LOVE OF GOD MOAR!

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>>35204977
"I can't watch anime without getting depressed, sorry dude."

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>>35204977
>You will never get a Cute Mexican girlfriend

>>35205518
Wrong fucking response fucking normington, be glad you're free of that roastie whore

>>35204977
Ask for ID then decide if I want to come over and watch some anime

>>35204977
No, anime is boring.

Cute, but boring.

>>35205395
this

fuck the roastie mennace

>>35204977
>ask what anime
>only go if she has patrician taste

>>35206766
>she says her favorite anime is Fairy Tail and Sword Art Online

What do?

>>35204977
No I don't want to watch anime with you or anyone else. In fact I don't want to do shit.

I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>35206583
Can't originally understand why anyone likes anime.

>>35205395

Unironically this. I can't even think of one time where anyone has wanted me to be around them.

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>>35204977
Probably not. Last time I asked a girl over to watch anime it didn't go so well.

>Be me, KV
>Ask a bunch of girls I like out
>they all say no
>become desperate and lonely
>I know this weirdo 3/10 chinese grill from class
>3/10 -> 5/10 because I have yellow fever
>she's a total weeb
(is she even a weeb if she is not western?)
>invite her over to watch anime
>No car so I walk 30 minutes to her apartment to pick her up
>30 minutes back to my apt
>watch some death note or something
>she keeps talking to me in japanese during the episode
>I don't know a fucking word of japanese
>she occasionally translates her japanese into english for me
>Its pretty boring but I feign interest
>episode finishes, I realize that I will forever hate anime
>she starts telling me about her buddhist way of life
>she keeps rambling for literally over an hour on the differences between various branches of buddhism
>meanwhile I haven't said a single word the whole time
>just pretend I am listening
>finally she finishes and I spend an hour walking her home
>see her in class the next week
>"Thanks for inviting me over for anime anon"
>"I had a good time but I have a LDR boyfriend in china now"
Hope she doesn't see this because she is actually a sweet girl, but honestly, I have never met anyone so oblivious

>>35204977
>go
>wait for a sign that she's into me and wants to hook up
>make her cum erotically
>do it again
Then I would have to try to overcome the challenge of not being a bitch and keeping her attracted in me but I can't seem to do that.
Shit man, I can't even seem to get girls to like me at all

>>35204977
probably give some bullshit reason to avoid going.
also is actually going to someones house and watching anime like a thing people do or is it code for something else? why can't i just watch anime on my machine you watch it on yours and then we can discuss it through skype or something. Are we gonna watch an episode and then i leave immediately after or are we supposed to talk about it afterwards

theres so much shit to know and do.
btw these are legit questions and i would honestly appreciate answers. or a step by step process on how this scenario would carry out.

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>>35204977
included to the shit

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>>35204977
Nice eyebrows.

Shame about the brown eyes though. She never had a chance.

>>35204977
Laugh, tell them no way in hell, and explain that I would sooner kill myself than allow myself a chance to become a better person.

>>35205766
I sense sarcasm, but this is true.

Not only that, but you have to have at least have a little want to do anything with someone else.

If you hate everything and everyone, you ain't gonna feel the love from nobody.

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>>35204977
Say no cause I have a girlfriend and she wouldn't want me going over to some random person's house to basically "Netflix and chill" or whatever

But maybe have a nice conversation about the anime we like to be nice.

Used to do this with a girl I knew, and I was too autistic to even sit beside her. One time she dressed up all sexy/slutty and came for a movie and I was literally in my pj's clueless that she wanted me to make a move. Sat on a completely different couch. Eventually she got sick of me and stopped talking to me. Fml she got super hot too once she hit 18, I lurk her instagram nowadays and don't talk to wominyz still.

>>35204977
Sorry I don't watch anime with low power level normalfags.

>>35205943
I was almost close.

What a filthy mulatto

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>>35209185

Ahhh forgot the pic

>>35209185
she doesn't look black to me

I knew that wouldn't be original

>>35209192
Who is this princess? IG Please

Assume she's a roastie who only wants Chads and say no because she's probably using me as a beta orbiter to buy her stuff

>>35209252
she looks kind of bitchy and entitled

I would only call someone who looks innocent a princess

>>35205943
I found one and she cheated on me.

I wish there was an Australian femanon to watch anime with. Fuck this gay prison colony of an island.