How does anyone eat Pizza Hut, /r9k/?
>Disgustingly oily base
>Tastes like toast
>The most vomit inducing cheese
>Pizza sauce that tastes like a bag of sugar was poured into it
>Bread sticks that are like rubber
Why the FUCK would anyone spend a fortune there when they could go to Little Caesars and getting a medium pizza for 5 dollars? They have far less toppings to choose from but at least it tastes like fucking pizza.
t. person who just ate pizza hut and feels sick
How is LC's stuffed crust pizza?
Because no one can cut a pizza better than an emo can cut themselves at little Caesars.
You can talk shit about the pizza but their garlic bread is the best
>>35204654
It's like rubber, dude
>>35204560
Papa John's is best
>>35204560
little ceasars is disgusting
>Favorite small family business pizza shop closed down recently
>Nowhere else makes pizza the same way they did
Holy fuck I'm furious. Pizza hut stuffed crust Hawaiian is bretty gud tho
>>35204703
>so retarded you can't even copy something on screen
You don't deserve to be alive
>>35204703
>doesn't like delicious crazy bread and that awesome marinara
Get out
>>35204733
so retarded you eat cardboard poorfag pizza
>>35204560
>little Caesars
You misspelled dominos desu
>>35204796
I like their cheese but sometimes they're too greasy.
>>35204796
fuck u dominos is great had 2 large pizzas on my way back from the nut house top tier
>>35204560
Little Ceasars is true Robot pizza
I went through a dark period where I would eat a full size deep dish pizza by myself every sunday
YOu can't beat LC for 5$. The deal is good it's basically keeping the chain above water.
If I want to have a "good" take away pizza I'm looking at 20 bucks at least.
>>35204899
Why even get takeout if it isn't good? If you want to save money then why not cook something better?
>>35204925
probably all the genetic mutation/retardation from eating too much LC "food"
>>35204775
Not defending little Caesars, just calling you retarded for 1: not knowing how to spell Caesar, and 2: not knowing how to copy something that's on screen. Retard
>>35204560
Honestly you described little caesar's too.
My local little caesars still hasn't started selling the cheesy bacon crazy bites they're advertising, even though they put up an ad for them on their front window.
Anyone else had em yet? The cheesy bacon fries from wendys and arbys taste like ass, and I need some good ones.
>>35205074
I tried to get some but they said they stopped selling them.
>tfw pizza hut pizza used to be so fluffy and cheesy
>now they're flat with barely any sauce
why
>>35205074
>cheesy bacon crazy bites
>cheesy bacon fries
kek only in the land of the free
>>35205082
I checked their website. The cheesy bacon disappeared. Claim to still sell the cinnamon loaded crazy bites, but none of the dozen stores around me sell them.
>>35204716
Are you meming on us? Stuffed crust and hawaian are the two worst kinds of pizza, worse than even literal cat piss mixed with dog shit pizza. Combining the two though? Kill me now.
>>35204925
sometimes I want a big ass pizza and I hate being around other people. I go in and get out in minutes, and for five bucks I won't even worry too much about storing the leftovers.
>>35205111
>kek only in the land of the free
das rite
>>35204560
i can't eat pizza for at least a month after eating little caesar's. at least pizza hut doesn't turn me off of pizza for a while
>>35205240
>cinnamon loaded crazy bites
those actually don't sound very good.
>>35204775
Why would someone eat cardboard pizza? Even real Italian pizza is not that gross.
>>35205111
I'm sure you could make a poor attempt at a homemade version. Assuming non-halal ingredients haven't been banned from every store in your country.
>>35204974
Is "food" a secret menu item? Or is LC something else. You write LC because you aren't smart enough to spell Little Caesar's, right? I want to get genetic mutations and secret powers from "food".
>>35205098
The sauce is basically water desu
>>35205475
not enough cheese
>>35205475
Where's the cheese at?
>>35204663
I hope you get fucking raped you worthless degenerate
>>35204604
Not real stuffed crust pizza but just a thick piece of bread as crust. It's false advertisement.