What's the funniest way to kill yourself?

>>35211794
every single method is funny and its subjective so just go do it

When you dont know anyone in the town you live in so your body will sit there for about a month before someone has any reason to go inside.
Unless it starts to reek, but i doubt that my neighbors would notice or care.

>>35211794
laughing to death

Have a piano fall on you.

>>35211794
Dressing up as a clown, renting a funhouse and shooting yourself in it.

If you're going to kill yourself might as well get the money for it. Someone will find it funny and people will talk about it for generations.

>>35212074
I meant one of those bouncy jump castles like you see at birthdays.

Doing a hunger strike for some really bullshit cause.

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>>35212145
Kek, check out the captcha I got when I posted that.

Lose your iPod and then hang yourself.

>>35211794
Columbine 2: Electric Boogaloo

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A lot of setup, good potential.

>>35211794
T shirt gun. Preferably in a full sports arena

Blow your brains out through your mouth and leave a note that says, "Absolutely no reason other than I have a toothache."

Nitrous.
just pretend you're pimping your ride then laugh yourself to death

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>>35214581
You. I like you. I like the way you think.

>>35211794
Make a suicide vest
Go to a restaurant
Order an obscene amount of food
Say to the waitress that if you eat one more bite you'll probably explode
Eat one more bite
Boom

blow your brains all over the kitchen leave a note saying "mom this is what happens when you forget to buy fruit loops"

>>35211794
>Cover yourself partly in napalm
>Seal the room so its air tight
>fill room with helium
>light napalm
Your screams would sound like a cartoon and the flames would be pretty

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>climb mount everest
>bring lawn chair and half coconut shell with little umbrella and straw
>wear hawaiian shirt under gear
>take some oxys on the final day of hiking so you're comfy as fuck and numb to the cold
>find a cozy level spot near the peak, set up lawn chair, strip to hawaiian shirt and completely naked otherwise, recline and pretend to sip coconut drink
>(you'll have to work fast, you'd probably only have like 30 seconds of exposure up there or some shit before you die)
>freeze in that position
>be forever stuck up there as a monument to other climbers with a wacky story
>achieve legendary status

Hang yourself using multiple large weather balloons, near an airport so you delay traffic

>>35214621
This op, do this one!

Maybe not the funniest, but this is what I would do.

>Get 100+ yards of barbed wire or a any strong wire in general
>Tie/glue some rope around your forehead and attach it to convertible car
>Wrap barbed wire around neck and around a sign on side of road
>gottagofast.png
>Get double your wires length in distance for acceleration
>Wire decapitates you, head bouncing behind car as you go barreling down the highway

>Halloween
>Dress as scarecrow
>hang yourself in front of the house

>>35211794
Slip, on a banana peel

Get pied in the face and suffocate

>>35215641
>>35216173
>>35214798

nice ones, kekd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu

hilarious