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>mom found the piss pots
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>step sister unlocked the cum homunculus cage
well this will be a fun dinner
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>>39203798
>mummy maliciously molested my milk man's man mincer
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>>39203798
>Father found the degree in computer science
...wait that isn't bad, cause I'm not a fucking failure
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>>39203861
>pops discovered the anxiety golem
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>turd golem denatured the cum spirits
there is simply no oversight in this wing of the academy
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>>39203798
>cousin caught the cancer cat collecting counterfeit cash
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>>39203798
>uncle obtained the bile fairies
just kill me already bros
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>>39203861
>computer science
>science
pick one and only one
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When I lived at home I used to piss in bottles for fear of waking my mother up at night. For some reason I never threw them out. She found my piss bottle storage on two separate occasions. I am dead serious.
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>>39204150
at university a flatmate and I discovered our other, depressed flatmate's piss jugs and we made fun of him for it. good times man
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>pops discovered the pump and dump pocket dimension
it's all over, bros
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>stepdad discovered the dick dossier
FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY
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>Niece Noticed the Naughty Nubiles
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>step mom discovers the gape device
how fucked am I?
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>>39204194
My mom was just angrily disappointed the first time, and raged the second time. She used to sneak into my room under the excuse of "looking for something" she "needed", but I honestly think she did it just to uncover stuff to yell at me for. The first time she found them while I was in the room. She made me throw them into black trash bags and throw them into the dumpster down the road. The second time she had gone into my room while I was at a friend's house and ransacked the space under the bed. She called me and told me she "found your fucking bottles, come home". When I got home they were neatly stacked on my desk and near my bed. I had to empty them out into the toilet one by one. I was 16 and 17 when this happened, respectively.
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>>39204199
>sister subsided the secret sentient seismic serpent
last time i let one of my mad science experiments get out of hand.
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>>39204294
>dad discovered the dangerous dragon dildo
form my experience i'd say you are 100% fucked
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Pedro pounded the pussy purificator.
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>sister caught me yanking off in her sock while i was cumming
not even memeing
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>>39203798
These are some of the few good threads left on /r9k/
keep it up, OP!
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