shit normies say

"Oh, You're a gamer? I'm one too, I play *Current Call of Duty or Battlefield on Current Next gen console.*"

"I think if you just talk more, you could make alot of friends"

"Dude, you just go up and talk to them. Girls are people, just like you and I."

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>>39203918
>"Dude, you just go up and talk to them. Girls are people, just like you and I."

EVERY FUCKING TIME NORMIE SCUM I HATE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"You're so quiet and innocent, I wish I had a bf like you"

This isn't acceptable behavior to most good normies so either you hang out with mean and/or dump people or you are a beta orbiter.

ITT: Things nobody ever says but you wish they did so you could call them stupid and feel better about yourself for not being so stupid.

Another useless /r9k/ thread.

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>>39203320
ITT: good shit normies have said too you

>"Anon is so chill, man"
i'm actually the opposite but thanks
>act like i'm cool and edgy like shadow or sasuke

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>>39203998
I know anon....I know
Sorry to trigger you. It's Just that I've heard this literally all my life..Assuming you have too...

>refuse to say my personal info
>dude ur so myseterious lol

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"How'd you do so well on that test? You're never in school Anon."

"You should smile more Anon"

"Why didn't you come hang out with us on Friday Anon?"

"Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet Anon?"

"I've been so depressed for the past few days, how do you manage this Anon?"

"You always look so calm Anon, I wish I could be like that."

"You're way nicer than I though you'd be Anon. How come you're only like this in private? I'm sure more people would like you if you acted like this in public"

"If you get a job and buy a car and start going out you will eventually find yourself liking it"

How the fuck are they so brainwashed to believe that everyone is the same? If i had money for a car id buy a 5k computer and use the rest of the money to go to some metal festival once a year. Hows is that even remotely connected with their vision of "out" ? Also the way things are im not dying to upgrade my stuff. Certainly not enough to go get cucked 12 hours a day by some jewish faggot on purpose.

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>>39204149
It just reminds me of shit like "looks dont matter"
>meanwhile: "Hey Stacy would you date Anon?
>What? Of course not he looks like he has never seen sun light.

Normies just dont understand.

>>39204127
>tripfag being massive faggot
Is anything new?

>>39204235
Sounds like the things you wish people said to you.

>It'll get better in High School
>It'll get better in College
>It'll get better when you have a job

I've wasted my entire fucking life, my youth is gone, I've missed out on love and any important milestone in a normal person's life.


At this point I'd say I'm not even existing properly as a human being anymore. End me.

>>39204438
>tripfag being a massive faggot on every thread he can get his hands on to
Unironically get a life

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>>39203320
>Women will drive you crazy bro, trust me, stay alone for as long as you can!

>>39204476
*hours later*
>"Yeah can't talk now im with Stacy iykwim ;), call you later"

"Hello"
"My wife and I..."
"I have to go to work"

>>39204454
Are you bothered by genuity?

>>39203320
"OMG Anon I'm such as robot!"

"Really!? I go on 4reddit all the time!"

"I'm really anti-social, Anon."

That was told to be by some "Fembot" who was obsessed with trying to hang out with me in highschool, I don't know if it had something to do with the fact I tried really hard to get rid of her or what.

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>>39204129
Fuck I remember something that a black bro said about me
>"man anons so chill and straight to business"
>"watch this, Hey anon!"
>*nod* say sup in super deep authoritarian voice
>"see so straight forward man, all business."

>>39204513
*tripfags back at you*

My dream is for a spoiled, bratty white girl to step all over me with their expensive uggs.

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>>39204569
>tfw no blackbro who loves your zero-bullshit tolerance

>>39204129
I like this topic more, let's do this

>>39204235
Ppl say this to you?? Really??

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>>39204637
Yeah, I probably paraphrased a bit but I can remember people saying stuff like that to me

>>39204438
Nah man, heard most of this stuff from close friends i'd know for years and their girlfriends.
Plus It's pretty silly to wish for people to say shit like that and not
"Wow anon you're so handsome."

"Come round to mine at 10 while chads gone."

"Haha, nice one Anon, here is all my money and life savings to show my appreciation for our friendship"

"Oh wow Anon, I can't believe you've never left the country. Let me pay for an expense free year long trip round the world for you"

"A distant relative you have no emotional bond to just died and left you their house, money and gorgeous adopted daughter's hand in marriage in their will. All you need to do is sign here and it's all yours Anon."

"wow you really are an asshole."
"Anon,I don't love you anymore..."
"That's difficult.why don't you choose to do something else with yourself?"
Only ones that ever bothered me.

>>39204727
>close friends i'd know for years and their girlfriends.
That makes more sense.

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>>39204855
Okay let me try that again.
People of whom I am well acquainted and which I have known for many, many months, adding up to the sum of a few years. These people, friends even, are much better looking than me and have far greater developed social skills. With this natural prowess they managed to attract suitable partners for procreation, you might even call them girlfriends.

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>>39203320
*showing them a picture of Felix Argyle*
"What even is that? A mouse?"

I SWEAR TO JESUS IF ANY OTHER NORMIE DARES TO CALL MY PRECIOUS AND PURE WIFE FELIX ARGYLE A MOUSE I'M SETTING HIM ON FIRE.

>>39204956
That is an embarrassingly bad attempt at sophisticated prose.

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>>39203371
>current next gen

>>39205153
Yeah, what scum. That's clearly a rat not a mouse

>>39205163
I originally know

>>39204129
>>39204051
>>39203320

>so anon you dont really talk much huh
>wow anon you are so chill.
>you should smile more
>dont shoot up the school tomorrow

>kill yourself (jokingly). It was a joke anon I have to say that because I know that you will
>you always look depressed
>no dont sit here I dont want to sit next to you.
>derp anon xd you are going to grow up to be a blackmarket dealer

Seriously I dont get what the fuck I did. Why are people making these assumptions. The only one is true that im depressed but I dont talk to people about it

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>>39205170
You should try harder with your baits, Anon.

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>>39205229
I'm deadly serious famalamadingdong. If you don't like adorable rat girls that's not my problem.

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>>39205263
>I'm deadly serious
Anon I said you have to try harder.
I know you can do it.
Follow your dreams Anon.
Make the most high quality bait known to man.

>>39205313
I'm trying really hard anon, you gotta cut me some slack. I know you're not a fan of rats who are also biological females but that doesn't mean you can call my genuine heartfelt posts.

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>>39204444
that must've been your mother, right?

my mom would say similar shit
>you're going to be social once you're older. i know because i was just like you :)
>when you're back at school, the girls are going to hounding after you. do you need condoms?
>i dont see you working a normal job. you'll probably have your own successful business

and yet, none of it was true. now im a 20yr hs dropout with nothing good to show for it

>>39203320

This roastie said this to me recently when we met:

"Woah stop. All that computer stuff is over my head. I could barely figure out how how to charge my phone."

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>>39205380
>Who are also biological females

Go on Anon you are getting better.

>"you should go out more anon... "

>You're so quiet and innocent, I wish I had a bf like you

normies do NOT say this

>just walk in the gym, no ones gonna judge you

>>39206215
I've heard alot about being cute and innocent, except the boyfriend part

>>39205170
that's obviously a catgirl (male) you dumb fucking asshat bitch

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>>39203320
>I don't play any games.
Well you do now were playing this now. And that's how it has been for basically as long as I can remember now. Time to play some d3

>woah! you have a really deep voice
>haha did you go through puberty twice?
I hate having a deep voice

>>39207794
At least you can be taken seriously by people
t. voicelet

>>39203918
>"I think if you just talk more, you could make alot of friends"
>"Dude, you just go up and talk to them. Girls are people, just like you and I."
nobody talks like this

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>>39205153

They just know that nazrin is the beat girl :>