Which one are you? I'm the sloth with a twist of autist.

cerebrotonic almost exclusively

Cyborg and wage mage.

R9k wasn't always for frogs and neets. But we couldn't get neets to leave.

>>39204090
The mouse. To a T.

100% Cerebrotonic here, it's kind of creepy how accurate it is. Whoever made it knows their shit.

The mouse with some sloth qualities.

>>39204090
Wow I'm cerebrotonic exactly, but I have a girlfriend .... she's cerebrotonic as well thougj

>>39204090
Cerebrotonic minus the studious job part.

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The mouse. Even the hair and shirt are right. Damn

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>>39204090
>No Chad or Stacy
ONE JOB

>>39204123
Fuck off.

Oreagieanio

>>39204090
>tfw went from cyborg to cerebrotonic to sloth

>>39204090
Mouse with hints of cyborg and wagie.

>>39204090
That is not what a Cyborg is at all, shit image

>>39204269

>implying you youngins haven't been riding my brain waves

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Cerebrotonic with a hint of Super Autist and a couple of sloth Traits.

>>39204297
>Cyborg is wrong BECAUSE I SAY SO

ok

>>39204090
sloth + the vermin part of underage b&

>>39204336
Cyborgs have always been people with a near normie lifestyle but with a robot outlook on life

You know what the real game is though?

The robots eventually evolve into one of the normie forms.

We need a normie wage form, or maybe it's implied all normies are wagies.

Mix between wagie, cyborg, and a couple mouse categories

>>39204209
then get the fuck off my board in the most original way you can

>>39204363
Which makes them normies.

>>39204363
Sounds like the average user base over at reddit.

>>39204299
Pardon me. I didn't realize you were a super autist.

I'm 100% The Mouse

>>39204090
I am the Cerebrotonic and the Mouse. Both of those descriptions describe me perfectly

>>39204441
They're the in between hence the name Cyborg, pretty obvious
Nothing like that images description, that's literally just a normie

>>39204090
I'm a cyborg most times, mouse sometimes, with a small twist of superautist.

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>>39204090
Cerebrotonic is me to a fucking T. Literally everything fits. Please kill me.

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>>39204090
I am 100% Le Frog Memes.

>>39204463
They have nothing like the robot outlook
They've got the "geek" normie outlook

>not realizing that r9k was originally made for "normies"

>>39204502
The description in op's post was spot on, and you're a perfect example of a normie's lack of self awareness.

>>39204552
Ahh, looks like we have a """cyborg""" in our midst

>>39204577

I've been here.

In fact, I've -always- been here.

>>39204123

>>39204587
Please just read the fucking OP, it specifically addresses this exact meme argument you're making

>>39204575
The prerequisite to be a Cyborg is to be a former Robot
That description is just an average normie, a "Cyborg Normie" doesn't make sense since a Cyborg is a combination of Robot and Normie

>>39204598

What "meme" argument would that be, care to clarify?

>>39204090
The Cerebrotonic is an amazingly accurate description of me. I even wear similar glasses and have a similar hairstyle

>>39204090
>tfw you know three super autists
Everything is true.

>>39204616
There are no combinations, you're either one or the other. Once you demonstrate the potential/capacity to be a normie you're never welcome back here

Oh the "r9k was brought back as a containment board" argument?

So that would mean that neets shit up the original so bad that it ruined our gentleman era.

And now the squatters think they're the originals.

>>39204631
>Doesn't know how to read a reply chain
You're beyond saving, just please get off my board

>>39204587
Just give up normie. Don't makes us REEEE you to oblivion live we did with the rest of your kind.

>tfw underageb&

feelsbadman.jpog

>>39204616
A former robot is a normie. God you normies aren't too bright.

The only reason you're asking me to leave (since I'm a cyborg) is you think I'm going to hit in your little "fembots".

Don't worry, I don't join r9k discords ever. Or talk to anyone from this board outside of this board.

It's cute how you're so possessive of fembots.

>>39204652
>And now the squatters think they're the originals.
Defend what you have or lose it. Don't whine like a bitch, this place is ours now. You're as pathetic as the Indians who whine that the United States is still "theirs" lol

I am a 145 IQ Sloth

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>>39204090
Mix of Super Autist with cerebrotonic and mouse qualities, though instead of autism I am shizotypal with some self awareness
>Tfw sometimes imagine a rage meter as I start getting worked up
>Tfw I walk up to speak to someone and they look scared or put off
>Tfw criticized for social mistakes I don't understand or never noticed by mother after what I thought was a successful interaction

>>39204698
>The only reason you're asking me to leave (since I'm a cyborg) is you think I'm going to hit in your little "fembots".
Literally the opposite of the truth. Take the fembots, they're one of the many cancers ruining this place

>>39204670

>Keeps implying I'm a newfag when I've been here since the original era.

>>39204675

You're welcome to try.

>>39204725

You don't realize that the real "cancer" are you nu-bots.

>>39204616
Yeah, this. the description was literally just an "oh im so depressed xd" normie. Most cyborgs usually have one (often more) of the below traits
>diagnosed mental illness but still function reasonably well socially and economically/academically
>successful in high paying job but have basically nothing else and still contend with depression/feels/etc
>outwardly normal/had gfs/dated before but still a virgin
>have friends but never show their real self, relying on mechanically learned and systematically rehearsed social behaviors instead of natural ones

I was the Mouse par excellence, until I was practically handed a job out of pity and worked my way "up". Now I'm the Wage Slave.

>>39204696
Chances are you're a fucking normie

>>39204726
How can a normie be this autistic?

>>39204090

Cerebrotronic + mouse

Ogregioriginoli

>>39204090
Cyborg but not exactly but close enough
I'm tall good enough looking had sex etc. Failed Chad due to drug abuse and jail time. Whatever

>>39204772

Maybe you should stop pretending like this is "your" board.

>>39204726

Okay, you were always here but what do you even do here? What kind of pleasure can you derive from a place that was "taken over"?

>>39204781
Not him, but even if its isn't his board you are still shitting it up with low quality bait and content

>>39204754
ITT: Cyborgs trying desperately to convince themselves they aren't normies.

>>39204797

I have no where else to be, I've always been here.

>>39204799

And how could you possibly know about what I've contributed? You don't, you're just preening at me because me being here makes you feel insecure.

>>39204090
100% the super autist. I went from the mouse, to the sloth, then evolved into the super autist.

>>39204799
>low quality bait and content
congratulations for describing 99.99% of 4chan

ITT: nu-bots try to identify the board's anonymous posters and wage war on original bot(s).

>>39204781
It belongs to the true robots. Not normal fags like you who have everything, except some ''artsy deep tormented soul'' points.

Cerebrotonic and cyborg with a bit of mouse and sloth

>>39204873

I -am- the true Arcanine. It is you that are the pretentious invaders.

>>39204090
where's the social reject/mentally damaged goods?

>used to almost be a normie
>outgoing, nice, had some friends
>then the mental illnesses hit me and I acted out in public thinking that they were part of an alien fleet trying to kill me
>thought I was god and the aliens wanted me dead because they didn't want a leader
>in the middle of class
>after getting out of the hospital nobody wanted to be my friend and I've spent the last 5 years all alone

guess that makes me the super autist except not autistic

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>>39204090
>60% The Histrionic
>20% The Cerebrotonic
>15% Le Frog Memes
>5% The Cyborg

>tfw sloth
is there really no way out for me?

>>39204824
>How could you possibly know...
You just explained why your lie works. Dumb cunt.

>>39204824

>I have no where else to be, I've always been here.

That's commendable, I guess. Go down with the sinking ship and all. I'm not saying this in a antagonistic but there's literally nothing you can do about the squatters that have made this place their home.

>>39204363
Cyborgs can almost function in normie environments and may have a few friends. They may or may not have sexual contact.

>>39204463
Redditors are all normies, just that nerd stuff is "cool" and slightly superior but they are still bound to their SJW friends to virtue-signal. There was a good pasta explaining Reddit a few days back but I can't access desuarchive right now.

As for the chart above, ALL of them sound a bit familiar in different ways, some more than others.

Every time this is posted 90% of the answers are cerebrotonic or cyborg.

>>39204920

Okay, nice non-coherent responses, kiddo.

Maybe some day you'll be able to articulate deeper thoughts.

I can't have a conversation if the person I'm trying to talk to is limited to "no you" or "lol gb n read" responses.

>>39204169
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>>39204246
>>39204282

You guys should try not being a pussy.

>>39204090
why does the super autist look like a male model for rick owens?

probably a cross between that and cyborg desu. replace the last dot on cyborg with the fourth on s.a.

>>39204937

I know, and I've admitted as such a few posts back.

>>39204123

>>39204894
Why am I even arguing with you? All you normie scum are almost wiped out from this board, and it's only a matter of time before you leave.

>>39204982

You have no argument, or authority.

Maybe you should roll back to tumblr.

>>39204945
its sad desu. Too many redditors

>>39204962
>just stop bein a pussy
it doesn't work like that Chad

>>39204990
When I'm on my board, I have no patience for normies. You're just the remaining filth.

>>39204090
Im a hybrid of Cyborg and Cerebrotonic

>>39204090

Cerebrotonic/Mouse

I'm doomed to be a virgin for life am I?

>>39205039

>implying you aren't projecting your faults onto me

>>39204955
Lol. Why should we believe, that you have ever posted quality content, when everything you've posted in this thread is shit? Because we can't prove you haven't? Are you retarded?

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>tfw I am nearly 100% the sloth
>tfw I'm one of the top ranks in Runescape
having a waifu or taking them seriously in any way is whack, though

>>39204090
cerebrotonic, mostly.

>>39205086

I'll give you this - we didn't try to get users to leave, unless they were angry posters.

We were about being a community rather some elitest internet club like you kids are doing.

It smacks of reddit and tumblr. Calling yourself "we" is just identity hijacking, something I'm used to from shareblue squatting on this website.

>>39204976

Ah, I see. Well keep holding your ground. It probably doesn't mean much coming from a nuposter but I'm sorry.

>>39204090
wagie but since I can't be Chad I wish I never fought my inner turbo-autist as a youngun

>>39205142

Thanks. If you're a nu poster, then you post more like the original Arcanine community than most people here.

Tbh I got bullied for being a white knight on the original Arcanine too.

>tfw INTP elephant man
The only way i could lose my virginity would be cloning myself

>>39205077
>No u
Lol my bad. You're not autistic, but retarded.

>>39205189

>keeps using ad hom

I know you have nothing up there except "insults".

>>39205132
We can't all we troubled souls normie.

>The Super Autist

people refuse to sit next to me and would rather stand

>>39205220

>normie

Calling people normalfags only happened as a meme after Elliot roger. The fact that you're using it in a serious manner reeks of NEW FAG, and you also self identity as a "robot".

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>>39204781
This is MY board you filthy vermin. You better remove yourself from here before I eliminate you.

>>39205326

What makes it "your" board?

>>39205358
hahaha I think i'm a chad honestly

>>39205378

>a Chad

He's a big guy.

When will all you dumbfucks realize that the only person every single one of these boards belong to is Hiro (and moot before him)?

You are all just incidental dust on the mantelpiece.

>>39205398

In legacy only.

I know moot participated here, but Hiro doesn't.

Hey oldbot, sorry if I left you hanging. I'm not good at keeping conversation.

>>39204090
None of these are me.
I'm a 26 year old NEET because I'm a loser, but I can still cook and take care of my hygiene.

>>39205470

Don't worry about me. Here we all stand alone now.

>>39205245
>Thinks normies and robots are just memes, and not something that has existed since way before the memes.
Get out.

>>39205539

It is a meme. It only took off as a meme after Elliott.

Stop being so new.

>>39204090

Holy shit, The Cyborg describes me 100%.

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the wannabe

fuck all you fat lil freaks and weird long haird goths/emos

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A disgusting mixture of the Wageslave and Cerebrotonic. As a robot, however, a few traits from each of the remaining parts apply. Regardless, I'm a mess of self-hatred and hopelessness.

>>39204090
Used to be a cerebrotonic/mouse mix, but through years of hard work and repeated renewal of my social settings I became a cyborg.
Usually I just lurk. I only come here because it used to be my home. I don't really post because, well, it's not my board anymore.

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hey it's me a cyborg
I genuinely didn't know /r9k/: the sequel was brought back for rejects

was there a sticky?
how did you know it was for losers?
I definitely remember /r9k/ eventually turning into a social reject shitpile eventually, but it was never specifically meant for that. When they killed it and brought it back, who said it was for losers? Or was that just the assumption.

>>39206124

It was the assumption, but an accurate one since the r9k users spread their misery to other boards and overwhelmed them, namely adv, and v.

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>>39204962
I'll try Thaddeus, j-just don't hurt me.

>>39206199
this is pretty much what I expected the answer would be.

in short: it wasn't

>>39204090
I have most of the traits of The Sloth and The Mouse, with a some of the traits from The Wageslave and The Cerebrotonic.

>>39204090
Elephant man and wageslave. Also introverted but confident and able to hold conversations with normals.

Super Autist Reporting in

Orgiy

>>39204090
Mix of cerebrotonic, mouse and the sloth.

>>39204090
cyborg/le froge meme hybrid

>>39204090
cerebrotonic is spot on, any other cerebrotonics intp?