>one chance at life >not gay >have to deal with disgusting

>>35260944
simple , just don't do that ... at all

>>35260944
Just masturbate to fulfill your sexual desires...

>one chance in life
>born ugly manlet in a shitty third world country with no chances of becoming qt trap so that can chad wrek my boipussi while jerking me off and sucking off huge bbcs.

>>35261064
>Tfw not having a foreskin "thanks mom and dad" makes that very hard to do and the only way up to fix that is by getting laid.

>>35261138
Another reason to like Europe
only jews mutilate their dicks here

>>35261160
And goys.

>>35261186
Basically jews

>>35261211
Sounds like my parents, they basically got brain washed by Holly Jew movies.

>>35261229
If you want to have fun, just post a cut vs uncut thread on pol or b. Then watch the shitstorm about jews

>>35260944
You could have spent your adolescent years training yourself to like men. Why didn't you?

>>35261138
Use tools, like a Magic Wand or similar. It's how I've always done most of my masturbation.

>>35261354
Is it like a fleshlight or something? Could you post pics and tell me more about it.

>>35261401
It vibrates. Women use it on their clits. Works just as well on a penis. Because it's the same thing.

>>35261442
Ah OK, the very first way I started masturbating was using a foot vibrater when I was like 5, but I stopped using it when I was 10 because I cam for the first time, I tried using it again but it vibrates a little to hard and makes my dick feel numb and I don't like that.

>>35260944
>one chance at life
>hairy
>large jaw
>brown skin
>can never become a trap

W-why???