Hey, guys, today's my birthday. Want to celebrate it with

>>35262964
Yo man Happy birthday

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>>35262964
Sure, let's all post our dicks and compare sizes

my parents died in a car crash on their way home to celebrate my 11th birthday about twenty years ago

But today's about you, happy birthday anon :)

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>>35262992
Thank you!
>>35263064
I'm sorry to hear about that. Thank you for wishing me happy birthday, though.

>>35263043

what's your workout/diet? nice body

>>35262964
I once got dragon ball figurines when seeing my mom for the first time years. I was 12 but it was still my best birthday even if it was my only gift I got in years family were Poor fags.
>Happy birthday

>>35263126
That's cool! I'm glad you liked the toys. And thank you!

>>35263119
300 crunches a day followed by extreme masturbation and bench press

>>35262964
Happy birthday anon. If I decide to drink tonight, I will have one in your honor

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>>35263289
Thanks! I might steal some of my brothers whiskey and have a drink too. Thanks for the idea, haha.

>>35263274

bullshit, that's not your picture.

My birthday was two days ago and nobody noticed.

no one knows when my birthday is because I don't tell anyone because I seriously don't want them to know.

I don't want to have a party, I don't want a cake, I don't want presents, I just want everyone to fuck off so I can get drunk by myself in despair of another wasted year

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>>35262964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHLgcOPlp1

>>35263992
I'm sorry about that, happy belated birthday!
>>35264019
I'm sorry you feel that way. I can relate to not wanting a party, though. They're stressful events, for me.

>>35264127
Thank you for the percussive rendition of Happy Birthday, haha. I liked it.

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this threads is so positive i do not really want to post this

my 6th birthday was a pool party and nobody came :(

but happy birthday robot

>>35264204
Thank you!

I'm sorry nobody went to your pool party

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When i was in 8th grade this fat chinese girl had a pool party for her birthday and everyone said they weren't going but everyone ended up going

>>35263274
>extreme masturbation
well, at least I have that part covered

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I'm sad I couldn't be there for your birthday anon. Here's a naked lady instead

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>>35264656
Thanks! Naked ladies are great, aren't they?

>>35262964
Happy birthday OP!!

>>35263043
mirin

>>35263992
Happy birthday, anon. Sorry for the delay tho <3

>>35264204
Ah, that must've hurt. I'm here with you

>>35264689
Indeed friend

>>35264723
Thank you! Just turned 19.

>>35263064

No they didn't shut up birch

>>35262964
Passing through with a happy birthday, OP

>>35262964
Happy Birthday, Anon
>>35263064
Wow, it's like you killed them yourself.

>>35264874
>>35264894
Thanks guys! I hope you all make threads on your birthdays so I can wish you a happy birthday then too.

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happy birthday anon hope you have a great day :)

oregano pasta sauce

>>35265135
Thank you! So far it's going pretty great! I've been playing skyrim all day and I had a shot of whiskey to celebrate.

>>35263064

Things that never happened: the post.

This is a original comment

>>35262964
Happy birthday man, half of us are gonna die alone!

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>>35262964
happy birthday pal, have this

>>35266035
Thanks, man! I probably will die alone, too, but I'm okay with that.
>>35266091
Thanks! I'm hoping positive threads like this one helps brightens others' days.

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>>35262964
My favorite birthday was when I was able to hang out with my only three friends I got from high school at a Ren fair for a day
We even got to dress up in Ren appearal
Was by far my best birthday

I unironically hope you enjoy the rest of your b-day Anon!

>>35266762
That sounds fun! I'm glad you have a fond memory like that.
Thanks! I'm sure I will!