>female friend asks you how her ass looks in those pants REEEEE

>>35385079
that's not pants, that's a dress. Settle down faggot

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>female
>friend

origano

That's a 100% sure clear sign of friendzone

Sorry op

>>35385079
>No, they make it look fantastic and honestly I'm a bit jealous.

How hard was that?

>>35385121
You sound gayer than Harvey Milk

>>35385158
Care to come up with something better?

>>35385121
so are you a woman or a faggot because no normal man would say this

>>35385228
You guys really don't know anything do you?

>>35385228
>normal
>r9k
ok

It's because they're genuinely insecure, the worst thing you can do is give a sarky answer

>>35385193
Nah, not really. I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place. And if I was, I wouldn't care about it enough to not say whatever came to my mind first

>>35385252
Any red blooded guy would say they couldn't proper assess it without giving it a squeeze, this is the only true answer and your answer is fucking GAY m'dude

>>35385304
Exactly. It may sound gay as fuck but at least it is flattering.

Maybe I should have thrown a "m'lady' in there to really make her wet.

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>>35385193
>I want to be your tiny little ass slave

>>35385121
>honestly I'm a bit jealous.
Jesus, you sound a wet blanket orbiter