>tfw everyone calls you a fembot when your really a femborg

What makes somebody a femborg? Having an orbiter? I have one. He's obese though and if he wasn't so nice and the only guy to put up with me after constant self sabotage and spergy behavior I would have ghosted him ages ago Does that make me a femborg. I'm a KHV but I have aspergers so I thought that might give me a handicap or something.

>fembot
>femborg
Fuck off.

>>35462841
Are you at least NEET?
>>35462911
>I'm a KHV but I have aspergers
Be my gf.

>>35462911

It's the same as being a regular borg but a chick.


>>35462936


Yep.

>>35462936
I'm not allowed to to make contact with people I meet online, silly. I got in trouble the last time I did that.

>>35463000
So do I qualify?

>>35463050
Not allowed to? What happened?

>>35463122
He started sending stuff to me. Including a pair of panties he wanted me to wear and send back, and a used condom. He told me he was going to send me a copy of animal crossing because I accidentally broke mine. He did actually send me a copy of animal crossing and I still play it to this day

>>35463168
He sounds fun, but who says you're not allowed to?

>>35463216
My parents, I still live at home. They're right though, it's a bad idea.

>>35463000
>Yep.
Be my gf.

>>35463168
What did you do with the used condom?

>>35462841

HEY CANCER THREAD PPL GET IN HERE, BATTLE ROYALE JUST STARTED

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

The fuck is a femborg

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>>35462841
>femborg

Sooo....just a plain old roastie, then.

>>35463296
My mom threw it away. I didn't want to touch it. I made sure to get a good look at it though. I wanted to see what semen looked like. Turns out you can't really see through the colored latex at well as I was hoping.

>>35463395
>roastbot

>>35463458
Your describing a normal woman.

>>35463479
Nah dude I added -bot as a suffix, duh.

>>35462841
FUCKING SAGE THIS FUCKING THREAAAAAAAAAAAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OUT GET OUT

>>35463512
S a g d and peported
Well done!
Must unite to end all "fembots, femanons, girl" threads!

>>35463325

A female cyborg. What are ya? New?


>>35463292

Be my bad boy. Be my man. Be my weekend lover but don't be my friend.

>>35463395


>stonefag


disregarded.

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>>35463694
>a roastie is jealous of another female

Color me surprised

>>35463694
>Be my bad boy. Be my man. Be my weekend lover but don't be my friend.
Yeah alright. Post Skype.

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>>35463744

>jealous


No. She's just worst Emma. I break up with you Peter!

>>35463593
>>35463512

I ain't goin nowhere.

>>35463793
>covering up her pointy sharp knees
kek the internet got to her

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how hard is it for a ""femborg"" to find a friend that doesn't want to get inside their pants.
>

>>35462911
Femborg is a term for a Stacy who doesn't realize she's not a fembot.

>>35464530

Hard. Also is that Earl Sweatshirt?

>>35464532
Gosh, that took long enough. I don't know why no one would answer me. Thanks.

Guess I don't qualify, that's too bad.

>>35464532

>Stacy


Kek. Femanon, pls. Stop projecting. Do you even know what cyborg means? Also fembots aren't real.

What is a cyborg?
T. New

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>>35464648
someone who is esentially an in-between normie and robot. Basically a robot with some normie characteristics, is able to get by in the "normie world" more easily than most robots.

>>35462841
Hot take

>>35462911
I don't know why you haven't ghosted him if those are your true thoughts. Seems kind of evil of you to lead him on like that. Do you think that maybe he thinks you might be into him? If you're not just fucking friendzone him CLEARLY so that he won't waste his time if he just wants to fugg you/a relationship. He can waste his time on someone else, don't lead people on that shit is just awful.

>>35462841
please assimilate me into your pussy

>>35464700
In that case I am a femborg also
>tfw could LITERALLY be a Stacy had I not been born with sex repulsion

>>35464700
Honestly I couldn't care any less about his emotions. He gives me a confidence boost because I know that someone, somewhere finds me attractive enough to stick around with me. I'm skinny and I look okay, I'm pretty symmetrical and I habe decent facial proportions. I know I'm way out of his league. Like I said, he's actually really nice too and he doesn't try to touch me or talk all the time. He's okay with just being quiet. He can be annoying though. I wish he would stop sending me good morning texts. I rarely reply to anything he sends me.

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>tfw cyborg
>tfw no femborg gf

>>35464561
care to elaborate
yes, holding a gun

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>>35464762
I mean you kinda just sound like a normie with a sex repulsion. It's more than being like "well i'm a normie who doesn't like sex so that makes me a femborg" or whatever.

>>35464781
I think you're kinda malicious for thinking like that, but your relationships are your relationships. I won't tell you how to manage them, but I feel kinda bad for the dude because I've been in his position before I became a little smarter about doing stuff like that. I may be taking a little to hot on this one but I dunno. Maybe he's more like a good friend with a few annoying qualities? I guess any friend has those annoying things about them though. Makes me sad that it sorta seems like you're using him though. If I were him I'd hate to read that that's how you think of him.

>>35464900
I really don't think you understood me when I typed "I have aspergers." I sometimes just don't care about how other people feel. Sadly for him, he's one of the people where I just don't care.

>>35464900
>I mean you kinda just sound like a normie with a sex repulsion. It's more than being like "well i'm a normie who doesn't like sex so that makes me a femborg" or whatever.
I have a lot of issues though too, but I get by

>tfw failed stacy
>tfw no femborg friend who lives nearby to go and become a full normie again with

>>35465396
What state are you?

>>35465396
Just bee urself and find a local convention to go to and make friends.

>>35465416
VA.
>>35465422
I would try if I lived near any conventions, but it's not the same as doing it with another girl who is a failed normie.

>>35465455
Tumblr then? Aside from the furries it's basically all lonely nerdy chicks why don't you just find some from there? Uni's actually probably a better option though as the BO will actually be bearable.

>>35465455
That's way far away. Just reach out to friends man.